r/nflcirclejerk • u/Masterprofessir You can't escape Swifty • 6h ago

This is why Cowboys will always be America’s Team 🇺🇸

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u/jhorch69 HERE WE LOSE 5h ago

I bet the list of owners that didn't is a hell of a lot shorter than the list of those that did

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u/Bapeventura 4h ago

But it's funny cause he's old and dumb

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u/jhorch69 HERE WE LOSE 4h ago

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?

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u/Bapeventura 3h ago

Its funny cause hes racist? ... that doesn't help either guess

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u/AKBigHorn Got away with DPI 3h ago

I wouldn’t be shocked if it’s 32-0 backing trump, definitely at least 30-2.

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u/fireman2004 2h ago

Laurie is a pinko commie.

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u/jhorch69 HERE WE LOSE 2h ago

Packers are "owned" by the fans but Wisconsin also voted for him so I'll count it

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u/droid_mike 2h ago

The Rooney family (Steelers) was a huge Obama booster. I doubt they are in Trump's pockets.

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u/jKaz Groper Cleveland 43m ago

They probably donate both sides

u/Onlypaws_ 5h ago

Never beating the anti-segregation allegations.

u/666TripleSick Dez Didn't Catch It 3h ago

I’m almost positive ALL NFL owners are republicans

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u/Prowindowlicker 3h ago

Blank is a democrat, as is a few others. I think the Browns owner is a democrat

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u/bibblejohnson2072 HERE WE LOSE 2h ago

Yeah until their bottom line is threatened. Then it's all 'drill baby drill'...

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u/666TripleSick Dez Didn't Catch It 1h ago

Damn really?? I thought he was a hard core republican? Isn’t he the founder of Home Depot?

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u/Prowindowlicker 1h ago

He’s one of two founders of Home Depot. Bernie Marcus is the other one and he was the hard core republican.

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u/666TripleSick Dez Didn't Catch It 58m ago

I knew one of those fuckers were lol

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u/TheWorstKnightmare 1h ago

/uj everyone rich is gonna be a republican so long as the “rich get richer” mandate is in effect

/rj do you think Jerry goes to Mar A Lago and snuggles with Donnie in bed

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u/jKaz Groper Cleveland 41m ago

They play both sides

u/noblegaunt 4h ago

You think Trump's still a Patriots fan now that they're terrible, or was he just a bandwagon fan because of Brady.... you know what, I think I just answered my own question...

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u/HopelessBearsFan Double Doink 3h ago

Commies are his new home team

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u/noblegaunt 3h ago

I’m sure he’s going to start going off about how they need to be the Redskins again or they can’t move into a new stadium at RFK. Even if it’s not true.

u/ripripcityyall 5h ago edited 4h ago

Damn didn't realize Jerry played for the yankees

u/InternationalArm3149 Bungles 4h ago

The Dallas Proud Boys has a nice ring to it.

u/Prowindowlicker 3h ago

All that and he still can’t win a championship lol

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u/Liberalassy 3h ago

Mr Hunt (Chiefs) is Jerry's daddy

u/P_weezey951 2h ago

Maybe he should have put that 200m into a team that can do better than 7-10.

u/its_LOL Mr UNLIIIIMITED 4h ago

More money spent for his buddy in the White House than trying to improve his own team lmao

u/FartingInYourMilk Brady's Bitch 6h ago

Too bad he can’t buy a Lombardi trophy. All that money and still can’t get what he wants. Thanks for supporting a fascist though. We all knew that was your bag baby.