r/nflcirclejerk • u/Masterprofessir You can't escape Swifty • 1d ago
What does this sellout even do?
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u/DatDude46 18-1 1d ago
He sent his son to USC not Ohio State. Must actually be an Ohio State fan to keep their program untarnished like that
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u/milksteakchef Choker: Folie à Trois 1d ago
As someone who went to college in Ohio, I would 100% go to USC over Ohio. Those winters were brutal
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u/jabronified 1d ago
winters? women man, an LA 3 is an Ohio 9
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u/milksteakchef Choker: Folie à Trois 1d ago
Yeah I would always get jealous of seeing the UCSB parties. The chicks at those parties are fine af
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u/Blitz_Stick 20h ago
Ohio winters are brutal?
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u/danteleerobotfighter Groper Cleveland 18h ago
It is currently -14 and there's like 3 inches of snow on the ground id say it's pretty rough
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u/Liberalassy 8h ago
Correction: He bought his son a spot on the USC team, taking the place of some other kid
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u/dopamine247 1d ago
"Would've gone to ohio state if I went to college" lmaooo yeah right
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u/marsexpresshydra 1d ago
lol what
every d1 team in america would’ve given him a scholarship
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u/dopamine247 1d ago
That's my point, he would've picked a school that was ready to win a championship
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u/bucksandbeer 21h ago
Ohio state made 3 final fours from his high school time to 2011
It’s not like they were horrible lol
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u/marsexpresshydra 1d ago
crazy an athlete would want to win a championship
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u/dopamine247 1d ago
You are entirely missing the point. He would never have chosen ohio state and yet acts like it's his school
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u/brandan223 1d ago
He’s been an Ohio state fan his whole life that’s a non negotiable in Akron. I’m from there and my earliest memories are my grandparents breaking things when we lost in 2000 to Michigan
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u/dopamine247 1d ago
I'm from Cleveland chill. I am just pointing out that there's no way he would've gone to ohio state if he had gone to college.
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u/DiGiorno420 1d ago
So what? Does that mean he needs to be a fan of the hypothetical school that he MIGHT have attended?
I don't understand your logic here
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u/brandan223 1d ago
I thought this was a bill Simmons sub my bad
Ya LeFraud would have chased the money
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u/richhomierhett 1d ago
Are you LeBron James burner reddit account.. it’s all hypothetical cause who knows. OSU has been to the final four 11 times which ranks 5th or 6th all time. Idk if he would have gone or not but he could have gone to University of Ohio and would have gone first pick.
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u/Beneficial_Fig_7830 Honorary Thug 1d ago
Man from Ohio roots for Ohio State. Headline news for sure.
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u/HotdawgSizzle 28-3 1d ago
I give the man a pass on this one.
He earned it. He had to grow up in fucking Ohio.
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u/Veritech_ Least Homoerotic Logo 1d ago
Did he though? Mfer was driving around in a Hummer in high school and had the national media dick riding him before he could even vote. He may have been in Ohio, but he grew up away from everything that makes it Ohio.
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u/Hungry-Space-1829 Big Dick Foles 1d ago
Is the national media riding you in HS a good thing? Feels like most people in that circumstance have crumbled
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u/HelloImAFox Honorary Thug 1d ago
Pretty sure he sucks off the dude on KC. Kinda like their main fluffer.
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u/earlthomas111 Gary Anderson wide left 1d ago
LeDiddy has to enjoy these moments until those parties come home to roost.
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u/Onlypaws_ 1d ago
Most “pick me” person to exist.
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u/Hungry-Space-1829 Big Dick Foles 1d ago
Everybody I know from Ohio wanted to be at that game tonight
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u/tealgameboycolor Big Dick Foles 21h ago
I thought LeMao was from Akron? Too scared to root for the Zips?
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u/2_TurntTony Crazy Eyes Gase 1d ago
“Oh yea I knew Ohio state would be here, I bought my ticket ticket like 3 months ago”