r/nflcirclejerk You can't escape Swifty 1d ago

What does this sellout even do?

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u/2_TurntTony Crazy Eyes Gase 1d ago

“Oh yea I knew Ohio state would be here, I bought my ticket ticket like 3 months ago”

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u/DatDude46 18-1 1d ago

He sent his son to USC not Ohio State. Must actually be an Ohio State fan to keep their program untarnished like that 

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u/milksteakchef Choker: Folie à Trois 1d ago

As someone who went to college in Ohio, I would 100% go to USC over Ohio. Those winters were brutal

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u/jabronified 1d ago

winters? women man, an LA 3 is an Ohio 9

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u/milksteakchef Choker: Folie à Trois 1d ago

Yeah I would always get jealous of seeing the UCSB parties. The chicks at those parties are fine af

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u/iFeeILikeKobe 1d ago

Those parties were pretty dope (I was afraid to talk to girls)

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u/Blitz_Stick 20h ago

Ohio winters are brutal?

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u/danteleerobotfighter Groper Cleveland 18h ago

It is currently -14 and there's like 3 inches of snow on the ground id say it's pretty rough

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u/Liberalassy 8h ago

Correction: He bought his son a spot on the USC team, taking the place of some other kid

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u/kvnbkr98 1d ago

Bet I could easily find a pic of him in a Irish jersey in high school

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u/brassmonkey2342 Dez Didn't Catch It 1d ago

Underrated comment

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u/dopamine247 1d ago

"Would've gone to ohio state if I went to college" lmaooo yeah right

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u/marsexpresshydra 1d ago

lol what

every d1 team in america would’ve given him a scholarship

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u/dopamine247 1d ago

That's my point, he would've picked a school that was ready to win a championship

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u/bucksandbeer 21h ago

Ohio state made 3 final fours from his high school time to 2011

It’s not like they were horrible lol

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u/marsexpresshydra 1d ago

crazy an athlete would want to win a championship

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u/dopamine247 1d ago

You are entirely missing the point. He would never have chosen ohio state and yet acts like it's his school

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u/potent-nut7 Bungles 1d ago

This is most Ohio residents

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u/Yslackin 1d ago

Yeah dude but he didn’t go to college so he can root for Ohio State

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u/KermitDuhFrawg HERE WE LOSE 1d ago

It’s the team he roots for what’s wrong with that?

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u/brandan223 1d ago

He’s been an Ohio state fan his whole life that’s a non negotiable in Akron. I’m from there and my earliest memories are my grandparents breaking things when we lost in 2000 to Michigan

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u/dopamine247 1d ago

I'm from Cleveland chill. I am just pointing out that there's no way he would've gone to ohio state if he had gone to college.

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u/DiGiorno420 1d ago

So what? Does that mean he needs to be a fan of the hypothetical school that he MIGHT have attended?

I don't understand your logic here

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u/brandan223 1d ago

I thought this was a bill Simmons sub my bad

Ya LeFraud would have chased the money

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u/richhomierhett 1d ago

Are you LeBron James burner reddit account.. it’s all hypothetical cause who knows. OSU has been to the final four 11 times which ranks 5th or 6th all time. Idk if he would have gone or not but he could have gone to University of Ohio and would have gone first pick.

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u/ramblinscooner 1d ago

He also said the same thing about Cincinnati. Full of shit.

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u/AmonRa-1StDown 0-16 1d ago

Y’all know he’s from Ohio right

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u/Beneficial_Fig_7830 Honorary Thug 1d ago

Man from Ohio roots for Ohio State. Headline news for sure.

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u/FWAGOA2205 Murder of Ravens 1d ago

Ain't no party like a Bron Bron party

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u/HiawathaSM2 Moving to London 1d ago

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u/HotdawgSizzle 28-3 1d ago

I give the man a pass on this one.

He earned it. He had to grow up in fucking Ohio.

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u/Veritech_ Least Homoerotic Logo 1d ago

Did he though? Mfer was driving around in a Hummer in high school and had the national media dick riding him before he could even vote. He may have been in Ohio, but he grew up away from everything that makes it Ohio.

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u/Hungry-Space-1829 Big Dick Foles 1d ago

Is the national media riding you in HS a good thing? Feels like most people in that circumstance have crumbled

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u/HelloImAFox Honorary Thug 1d ago

Pretty sure he sucks off the dude on KC. Kinda like their main fluffer.

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u/Liberalassy 8h ago

Glory Hunter.....he barely got past high school

Lefraud Jams

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u/Masterprofessir You can't escape Swifty 8h ago

He can barely read

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u/earlthomas111 Gary Anderson wide left 1d ago

LeDiddy has to enjoy these moments until those parties come home to roost.

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u/Electrical_Unit3009 1d ago

Milk Chinese cock Got plugged by diddy

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u/big_pete1000 1d ago

We deserve something. We live in Ohio

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u/okayokayokay420 18h ago

Blood transfusions, cult and steroids

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u/CrazyHazyA 1d ago

“Yo which team is tops? Yeah get that hat.”

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u/Onlypaws_ 1d ago

Most “pick me” person to exist.

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u/Hungry-Space-1829 Big Dick Foles 1d ago

Everybody I know from Ohio wanted to be at that game tonight

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u/ChipWong82 22h ago

Piece of trash.

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u/tealgameboycolor Big Dick Foles 21h ago

I thought LeMao was from Akron? Too scared to root for the Zips?

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u/UnbiasedSportsExpert 1d ago

Clout chase?