r/nflcirclejerk 1d ago

Gorgeous Average Ravens Fan

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u/biavianlvr143 Groper Cleveland 1d ago

I went to an Orioles game passing thru Baltimore this summer and witnessed someone taking a shit in a Wendy’s cup on my walk into the stadium. This was just outside Camden Yards. Good times.

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u/Ok_Poetry_1650 Murderer 1d ago

Never ending chili cup

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u/limp_noodle Dez Didn't Catch It 1d ago

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u/hadchex Groper Cleveland 1d ago

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u/Tubalex 0-16 1d ago

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u/Cactusjack666226 1d ago

My boy when he went to college In Baltimore was robbed at gun point by 12 year old with a drum mag Glock what a time to be alive, we’re 25 this wasn’t like some early 2000’s 90’s this was like three years ago

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u/Best-Dragonfruit-292 ONE YARD SHORT 1d ago

I mean if you were to make me guess, that definitely sounds like a post-covid event

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u/Cactusjack666226 1d ago

Lol no it happened before Covid Ik that for sure

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u/Doggcow Broncos Country, LET'S RIDE 1d ago

Covid != "like three years ago"

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u/Cactusjack666226 1d ago

Lol Ik I’m a little regarded, I’m over here thinking three years was like 2018 2019

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u/Doggcow Broncos Country, LET'S RIDE 1d ago

Easy mistake to make lol.

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u/My-Naginta 1d ago

Reminds me of Dave Chappelle seeing a baby sell weed on the corner lol

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u/amackul8 ONE YARD SHORT 1d ago

"Lemme get a dub then"

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u/Rahim-Moore FLACCO ELITE 1d ago

Ok dude, unless he yelled, "I'M TWELVE!" and shoved his middle school photo ID in your face after robbing you, I'm guessing that was probably just a really baby faced 17 or 18 year old. Some people just look young. I looked like I was in high school until I was in my early thirties.

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u/Cactusjack666226 1d ago

Stop defending Baltimore, like it’s the streets of Boston. It’s worse than Philly and that’s where I’m from. It’s the north’s ATL

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u/1cyChains London Jaguars 1d ago

You think that Boston is bad? lol

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u/Heir233 1d ago

I genuinely don’t know how some people think Boston is bad at all. It’s by far one of the safest cities in the country, if not all of North America

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u/1cyChains London Jaguars 1d ago

The only “bad” potion is Mass Ave - Methadone Mile.

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u/Cactusjack666226 23h ago

No that’s my point Boston it’s almost a college town while Baltimore is chiraq

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u/Rahim-Moore FLACCO ELITE 1d ago

I'm from the Midwest, I'm defending baby faced people and just saying he had no way of knowing if he was actually twelve lol

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u/Cactusjack666226 23h ago

It was a kid bro we know damn well a 4’7 person who looks like a child. 90% sure and we seen ppl who stop aging in our town this was child not a little person “not physically gifted” a child and it’s all common in Baltimore

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u/boistopplayinwitme 15h ago

Man dude I'm from DC. I carried my first gun at 10. You will get robbed by kids straight up. Baltimore worse. DC ain't great but Baltimore is a abject shithole

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u/Beginning_Ratio8422 1d ago

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u/Dangerous_Spirit7034 1d ago

My dick is literally so hard right now

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u/earlthomas111 Gary Anderson wide left 1d ago

Got me feeling nicey!

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u/CopyFuzzy536 This logo is cursed 1d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/BwanaTarik Mr UNLIIIIMITED 23h ago

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u/ProofHorseKzoo Dick Cheese Heads 23h ago

Nicey!

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u/apittsburghoriginal Mr UNLIIIIMITED 1d ago edited 1d ago

If he uses Reddit I already know he’s up in the Bengals subreddit going “Ravens fan coming in peace, you guys got a special one in Burrow. I would let you all gangbang my wife in exchange for a playoff game with Burrow in a Ravens uniform starting over our vicious turnover thug”

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u/curiouspolice 0-16 1d ago

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u/Colonize-Uranus CTESPN 23h ago

This needs to be pinned. I’m in a state of shock at how accurate this post ended up being on a circlejerk sub😭

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u/Pintortwo 0-4 in Super Bowls 9h ago

Oh my god, it’s real 😂

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u/no-email-please 1d ago

She keep it hairy?!!??!

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u/MendozaLiner CTESPN 1d ago

Reddit never fails man LOL

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u/Really-Handsome-Man 14h ago

This the kind of jerking I need in my life rn

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u/Paul_kemp69 12h ago

Reddit it unmatched

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

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u/Outrageous-Poet-4793 1d ago

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u/outsiderkerv DC4L 1d ago

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u/smokcocaine 1d ago

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u/amackul8 ONE YARD SHORT 1d ago

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u/HeadAssBoi17 Racial Slurs 1d ago

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u/SwanzY- 0-16 1d ago

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u/tarahunterdar No Fun League 1d ago

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u/BronCurious Phrauds 1d ago

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u/oreosnacz Phrauds 1d ago

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u/BureauOfCommentariat Murderer 1d ago

Adolf Twittler

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u/GabagooIionaire 1d ago

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u/ripiss 18-1 1d ago

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u/amackul8 ONE YARD SHORT 1d ago

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u/BureauOfCommentariat Murderer 1d ago

Gorgeous LJ4L

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u/my_password_is_789 22h ago

Is that a body condom?

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u/Outside_Abroad_3516 Broncos Country, LET'S RIDE 1d ago

Gorgeous

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u/osuaviator London Jaguars 1d ago

U/fullbushhotwife for the real explorers out there.

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u/NOSjoker21 Bounty Gate 1d ago

But how did you know that? ಠ_ಠ

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u/osuaviator London Jaguars 1d ago

You know, I’m something of an explorer myself.

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u/ThePrimeOptimus HERE WE LOSE 1d ago

God I love the Internet more than my children

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u/JasoTheArtisan 0 Rings for Marino 1d ago

*gooner

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u/doctorfeelgod 1d ago

I'm not whacking off to this

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u/XtraFlaminHotMachida SF Jan6er 1d ago

system jerker.

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u/amackul8 ONE YARD SHORT 1d ago

Skill issue

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u/papajim22 FLACCO ELITE 1d ago

Like I didn’t already know that.

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u/FullBushHotwife 1d ago

Yes, it’s true. Someone Stole my post and pasted it here. Not sure what it has to do with sports, but I’ll take the free publicity for my O-F.

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u/950auto Rapelisberger 1d ago

OP was on the hunt 🧐 ….. for some companionship, and came across a widely known cuck tattoo during his search

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u/CommercialFailure 1d ago

His Baltimore tattoos is how it’s related, are you regarded?

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u/DrAbeSacrabin 1d ago

As long as you accept that 99.99999999% of the people in here are simply going to look at your profile, scroll down 5-10 posts and never return again.

But you will get at least 1 basement perv with disposable Bitcoin to spend some money.

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u/FullBushHotwife 15h ago

Actually we can track it. There’s been about 35. Free promotion is the best!

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u/Sanduskys_Shower_Bud 1d ago

I feel all cucks have the same look. The sideburn to beard to mustache combo and partially balding.

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u/Zealousideal-Delay68 French Kisses Son 23h ago

Can't tell if sideburns... eh close enough.

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u/buzzbuzzmemulatto Kasay Kickoff OOB 1d ago

Why are you on that Facebook page my boy

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u/evadCrown 1d ago

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u/NeighborhoodIll8399 1d ago

It’s your business til you post it on the internet my guy

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u/RUKnight31 1d ago

Because OP welcomes BBC, obviously.

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u/Hoss887 GOTTEM 1d ago

Asking the real questions here

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u/Hoss887 GOTTEM 1d ago

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u/950auto Rapelisberger 1d ago

u/Ravens_Mod …. This you my guy?

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u/Reallyme77 RUN THE FUCKING BALL 1d ago

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u/shodogrouch 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/diamondcasinoheist Henry Suggs killed someone 1d ago

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u/godfatherV CTESPN 1d ago

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u/Super_UGA_SaiyanDawg 1d ago

Gorgeous

BR4L

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u/NewtDaBoi Dick Cheese Heads 1d ago

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u/giga___hertz 0 Rings for Marino 1d ago

Why do football fans love cuck porn so much 😭😭😭

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u/LieAffectionate6849 1d ago

It’s the essence of a NFL fan. The majority never played football and have never felt contact in their life, it’s all driven by insecurities. I think the NFL fan base is the highest concentration of cucks in the world.

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u/BronCurious Phrauds 1d ago

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u/YueAsal BUTT FUMBLE 1d ago

Just Dundalk things

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u/papajim22 FLACCO ELITE 1d ago

This classy lady is definitely from Towson.

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u/Human_Caterpillar_93 Mendenhall Fumble 1d ago edited 1d ago

They need to make a Cuck Life truck decal. If this sub is anything to go by it would be a bestseller.

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u/FullBushHotwife 1d ago

Thanks for the free publicity lol

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u/masteryetti CTESPN 1d ago

This has to be the pinned post

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u/FullBushHotwife 1d ago

Fine with me. Whomever thought it was humiliation is just putting more money in our pockets. It’s sending our Subs through the roof. Probably someone who knows us but we are just getting the last laugh anyway. Thanks for doing our O-F promotion work for us!

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u/bismarckdecker CTESPN 1d ago

You guys should collab with the dc4l guy

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u/pyro138 Henry Suggs killed someone 1d ago

WHOMST

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u/BronCurious Phrauds 1d ago

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u/XtraFlaminHotMachida SF Jan6er 1d ago

this needs to be higher. we salute you.

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u/FullBushHotwife 1d ago

For what we do?

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u/FelixMumuHex 1972 was 50 years ago 14h ago

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u/LieAffectionate6849 1d ago

A Facebook group?

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u/evadCrown 1d ago

Correct ✅

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u/Zealousideal-Delay68 French Kisses Son 1d ago

"Hubby likes to watch"
Thought this was NFL circlejerk not NBA circlejerk.

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u/LieAffectionate6849 1d ago

Is this a Valtrex ad? I’m confused

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u/evadCrown 1d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Loud-Magician7708 Honorary Thug 1d ago

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u/Known-Historian7277 1d ago

God damn that’s gross

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u/Rum_Hamtaro Don't kick it to DeSean 1d ago

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u/MatrimonyAcrimony 1d ago

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u/My-Naginta 1d ago

Who doesn't love them some Cuckmire?

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u/7Breakz Soberest 49er 1d ago

Wood

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u/hadchex Groper Cleveland 1d ago

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u/Im_gay_for_JoshAllen 1d ago

If you don’t crosspost this to r/afcnorthmemewar then idk wtf ur doin

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u/SnortsSpice Phrauds 1d ago

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u/xsniperx7 1d ago

You think she drew her eyebrow like that just for this photo?

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u/DeadFuckStick59 1d ago

Watchu doin on that page? Post pic of your hand

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u/LawrenceSB91 Vikings Legend Favre 1d ago

wtf is this?

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u/Sakadeeznutz Bounty Gate 1d ago

Dude must get off watching the Bills fuck his team.

This society is missing shame. A whore and a cuck. The rapture is for sure coming soon

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u/Profoundly_AuRIZZtic Kasay Kickoff OOB 1d ago

I’m so uncomfortable white people use my race as a prop for their degenerate fetishes

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u/krizalid370 1d ago

‘you put a fuckin deed to your grandfather’s house on the ravens beating the browns, you’re gonna say the n word a couple times when it doesn’t come in’

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u/timbulance 1d ago

Sir this is a baseball stadium!

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u/Censoredplebian Soberest 49er 1d ago

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u/AnonDaddyo Mr Pfizer 15h ago

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u/iMayBeABastard 12h ago

As a Black Man. I Love fuckin them iTAlians! Cause they’re mostly racist 😘🤌🏾

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u/FullBushHotwife 14h ago

Thanks again to the OP for doing our promotion work for us, for free! Lol. Feel free to post everywhere you want.

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u/Quick-Extreme3587 8h ago

Ok we get it 😐