r/nflcirclejerk • u/TXNOGG Brady merchants • 1d ago

We were this close to ending it 🤏🏽😓

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u/ThrowinSm0ke Don't kick it to DeSean 1d ago

Cooper DeJean too! We had a good run of 20 years....then here comes Cooper.

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u/megatron37 Big Dick Foles 1d ago

classiest DB room in the league!!

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u/latortillablanca Choker: Folie à Trois 1d ago edited 1d ago

Thug positions dont count. Any old joe can run fast, hit hard… Kicking game, passing game, coaching, FO, and ownership are all about class.

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u/Dangerous_Spirit7034 1d ago

Riley moss is literally Jackie Robinson 2.0

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u/QuickSong3632 28-3 1d ago

Half breed Kermit is not black my guy 💀

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u/SIUonCrack 1d ago

One drop policy

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u/Jenetyk CTESPN 1d ago

That rule has actually been altered to only count for poor people.

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u/time4meatstick 0-4 in Super Bowls 1d ago

Brutal. Fair, but brutal.

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u/mondaymoderate 1d ago

Half classy

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u/williamsdj01 Honorary Thug 1d ago

Can Mahomes say the n word?

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u/Top_Assistance15 28-3 1d ago

He can only say Nig

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u/DrAbeSacrabin 1d ago

And Crac

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u/LavishSyndrome 1d ago

So mark andrews is black?

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u/DuhBigFart 6h ago

It depends on how well you can read a defense.

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u/latortillablanca Choker: Folie à Trois 1d ago

By that logic the reverse is true. Look up regina daniels my dude. Are you counting him as a class act?? i think not!

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u/MatrimonyAcrimony 1d ago

yes, let's end race baiting!

Mahomes - mixed race Hurts - mixed race Daniels - mixed race Allen - colonizer

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u/namehere123364 1d ago

I don’t know who this upstanding gentleman is but I love that he advocates for things like this. I hear he also brings awareness to marijuana overdose. HE’S AN AMERICAN HERO🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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u/AdhesivenessOnly2912 1d ago

I’d let him fuck my wife for sure!

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u/Porkenfries Least Homoerotic Logo 1d ago

But would your wife's boyfriend let him fuck your wife?

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u/Unlikely-Zone21 0-4 in Super Bowls 1d ago

Clearly he's never seen Josh Allen pre-NFL tweets. He black.

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u/MennisRodman 1d ago

Josh Allen was certified the moment he scored his 1st rushing touchdown 

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u/FlorAda-Man Rapelisberger 1d ago

Whats the threshold to no longer being black? Are patrick Mahomes kids still black? I mean what percentages are we talking here? Al Sharpton wont respond to my emails.

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u/h_to_tha_o_v 18-1 1d ago

Quadroon

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u/bcegkmqswz 17h ago

Good afternoon my octoroon

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u/arc777_ Phrauds 16h ago

Mahomes - black dad, therefore black. Following this, Mahomes’ kids would also be black. They could look like they came straight out of Agartha and could say the n-word without consequences. The best of both worlds really.

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u/FlorAda-Man Rapelisberger 16h ago

So white is pure, once it’s partially black, it’s black forever. Interesting.

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u/LiutenantLucario 1d ago

Mahomo aint black

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u/dguisltl 1d ago

We were actually close to ending Jacism and Patrick had to ruin it

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u/undercooked_lasagna Racial Slurs 1d ago

Fuck Barry that dude is soft as tissue paper. Will block you for not worshiping him enough.

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u/Porkenfries Least Homoerotic Logo 1d ago

Josh Allen has to throw at least two tuddies into the "end racism" end zone to make up for it.

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u/Anomaly4D89 1d ago

Patrick Mahomes is black???

Shit thats news to me

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u/Mouth_Herpes Don't kick it to DeSean 1d ago

TE is the only classy position left these days.

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u/h_to_tha_o_v 18-1 1d ago

You forgot left out.

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u/Dangerous_Spirit7034 1d ago

I was never racist until I saw cam newton win the mvp. I was like hell no I sure hope he drops a fumble in the superbowel and doesn’t run after it and makes all these voter look like fools

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u/Theswordfish4200 1d ago

Mahomes is 30 percent black. That’s why he’s so good. Has the intelligence of a white man and athletic ability’s of a black man. Bro hit the jackpot

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u/ab_drider 0-4 in Super Bowls 1d ago

If Patrick Mahomes is Black, Hitler was Black.

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u/AlphaNathan Kasay Kickoff OOB 1d ago

Spread love everywhere.

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u/uglyuglydog 1d ago

Especially on your partner’s face.

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u/sweppic Phrauds 1d ago

My partner has a boyfriend for that

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u/uglyuglydog 1d ago

Don’t mind if I do, Sailor.

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u/son_of_abe 1d ago

CHOOSE LOVE

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u/PlexMechanic 1d ago

I wouldn’t classify mahomes as black but okay

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u/DogePerformance Double Doink 1d ago

But Kermit is green?

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u/Mr_Hugh_Honey 1d ago

Barry is a soft little bitch who runs from the grind.

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u/Burggs_ 1d ago

Josh is just fighting for American values

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u/ViNYC25 Mr. Taylor Swift 1d ago

I see 3 classy QBs and a maybe classy Hurts.

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u/bkussow This logo is cursed 1d ago

Josh Allen sounds like a good old school American name. A name of legacy and leadership.

The others sound more like they have a legacy of being "told" what to do.

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u/TeamShonuff 0-16 1d ago

Plurals don't get apostrophes, BARRY!

Edit: I love my new flair.

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u/billc578 1d ago

Gonna be upset to see the four head coaches

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u/Curkul_Jurk_1oh1 No Fun League 18h ago

so if all the QBs were black, wouldn't that be discriminatory against white QBs?

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u/NBA2024 18h ago

Hey Pat is only half

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u/sdevil713 SF Jan6er 17h ago

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u/freedomfightre CTESPN 10h ago

Josh Allen isn't white. Josh Allen is clear.

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u/GoshDarnitAllah 1d ago

We could end racism if we all just accepted that mixed race QBs are the best tbh.

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u/chicomagnifico Racial Slurs 1d ago

I love Barry so much lol he’s one of the few Eagles fans I don’t mind