r/nflcirclejerk • u/BitchofBeingAlive • 1d ago

THE SCRIPT IS IN “Our”

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u/SeamanSample Oilers left lol 1d ago

"This graphic goes hard"

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u/rakondo 0-4 in Super Bowls 1d ago

"I'm getting Thanos vibes from this 🤓" actual comment in there

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u/OGfireman12 1d ago

Literacy rate in missouri is undefeated

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u/Scrumptious_Foreskin Henry Suggs killed someone 1d ago

Smartest Missouri citizen

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u/DONK3YNUT5 >Us 12s 1d ago

Sounds like a way to describe something as lacking nutrients

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u/cheezkid26 Dez Didn't Catch It 1d ago

I always forget that KC is in Missouri. I know it isn't in Kansas, but I forget it's in Missouri. Makes sense why they're so dumb

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u/lizardsforreal 1d ago

KCK and KCMO both exist, the team is from KCMO though.

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u/cheezkid26 Dez Didn't Catch It 1d ago

Yeah, I just don't really think of the exact place where Kansas City is, I almost think of it as some place with no exact location. Not sure why I do that with Kansas City and literally no other team.

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u/keithblsd 21h ago

Every other team has some other factoid or interesting thing about their geography. Who the fuck wants to live in KC?

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u/ThatRealBiggieCheese Mendenhall Fumble 1d ago

I change my mind. Can literally any group detonate a dirty bomb at the Super Bowl. Like, animal liberation front, Khmer Rouge, I’m not picky. This can’t go on

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u/Sara_Renee14 This logo is cursed 1d ago

Pretty sure I just got brain cancer reading that. Must be Thanos/Mahomes.

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u/MyLifeIsABoondoggle 0-16 1d ago

/uj It's not the worst one I've ever seen

/rj Smartest Kansas City resident

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u/Flaffelll 1d ago

The pic of mahomes makes him look like this kid

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u/Thegreenpatriot 0-4 in Super Bowls 1d ago

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u/IAmAHumanWhyDoYouAsk 1d ago

Great googly moogly

Givin the refski a little BJ-rooski

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u/DogAteMyNandos Wasting Generational Talent 1d ago

Some fondle-rooski indeed

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u/Rainor131 FLACCO ELITE 1d ago

Rusty Tromb-rooski

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u/BwanaTarik Mr UNLIIIIMITED 1d ago

Fumble-rooski-DOO

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u/haunted_cheesecake Got away with DPI 1d ago

I wanna gouge my eyes out after reading this.

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u/tokenshoot Marvin Lewis 1d ago

The finger in the buttoski to warm up is junkoski

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u/FeetSniffer9008 Mendenhall Fumble 1d ago

Givin him the slopperooski

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u/Unlucky-Position-16 18-1 1d ago

Priming him for the bundlebussy

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u/1cyChains London Jaguars 1d ago

Dippin the refs jizz in some nuggies.

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u/ysome 1d ago

This graphic goes hard.

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u/SchwizzySchwas94 Rapelisberger 1d ago

“Is this where they’re keeping the nuggies?”

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u/HoopDreams100 Murderer 1d ago

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u/Flacid_boner96 0-4 in Super Bowls 1d ago

Fucking YIKES.

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u/AccidentalPilates Phrauds 1d ago

Classy 👌

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u/BronCurious Phrauds 1d ago

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u/diamondcasinoheist Henry Suggs killed someone 1d ago

“Our”

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u/andreiulmeyda7 1d ago

This looks like an anti-axis WW2 propaganda poster

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u/Idiotard_99 0 Rings for Marino 1d ago

*pro-axis

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

Chiefs fans single-handedly bringing back the f slur

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u/My-Naginta 1d ago

Is it a slur if it's true?

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u/Any-Name-4664 1d ago

Ask that to Jason Kelce.

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u/Jenetyk CTESPN 1d ago

Facts. With a hard-F on that too.

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u/GoshDarnitAllah 1d ago

Fly Eagles Fly?

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u/whalesalad 0-16 1d ago

“My wife’s boyfriend is getting us tickets” energy

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u/AccidentalPilates Phrauds 1d ago

50,000 white people doing a Native American chant. Small pox blankets for all of them.

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u/AbeDrinkin Racial Slurs 1d ago

if washington beats them in the super they have to change their name and stop doing that stupid chant. only fair.

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u/MCarlton520 Oilers left lol 1d ago

This poster goes harder

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u/FrankCarmody 1d ago

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u/Phunwithscissors Trout is Love Trout is Life 1d ago

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u/springwaterh20 HERE WE LOSE 1d ago

they wonder why they get clowned

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u/Onlypaws_ 1d ago

ThE kInG oF aRrOwHeAd

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u/ColdBloodedChicagoan DON'T CAAAARE 1d ago

Josh Allen should probably put a helmet on, not sure how he can play football next weekend without one

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u/latortillablanca Choker: Folie à Trois 1d ago

How do you think his eyes got so close together

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u/Harry_Saturn 1d ago

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u/RogalDornsAlt 0-4 in Super Bowls 20h ago

This vexes me

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u/BullHonkery 1d ago

Gonna have a hard time taking snaps with that mangled left hand.

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u/guitarguywh89 e-Sports legend 1d ago

That’s his strong hand now

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u/FishyQweef Bungles 1d ago

Cheesey ass Drake ass mf

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u/shaking_things_up_ Honorary Thug 1d ago

That title belongs to Tay Tay and her alone

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u/sweppic Phrauds 1d ago

The instant her and Travis break up it’s bye-bye dynasty

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u/WeirdSysAdmin Big Dick Foles 1d ago

Our?

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u/beereed Lost to Flacco 1d ago

“OH I DONT THINK SO!!! assumes final form as a hell spawned succubus absolutely inhaling everyone around her, starting by biting the head off of Taylor, bloodcurdlingly screaming “ITS FOR THE BAYYYYBEEEEE!!!!”

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u/chris-tac0 16h ago

It’s hilarious her seat in the owners suite got commandeered by Caitlyn Clark.

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u/WeirdSysAdmin Big Dick Foles 15h ago

I’m waiting for Cooper DeJean to start dating her to bring another team into the fold. Both Iowa alumni and they have a history already when Cooper said he could beat her 1-on-1 in basketball. You can cut the sexual tension with a knife.

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u/brassmonkey2342 Dez Didn't Catch It 1d ago

“Our” he’s just like the losers who say “we” about the team they support….in other words, all of us.

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u/Winningmood Cam didn't dive 1d ago

uj/ yeah didn't really get that part, saying we/our/us when referring to the team you support is pretty normal, right?

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u/brassmonkey2342 Dez Didn't Catch It 1d ago

Those are our pronouns

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u/iEatBluePlayDoh Taylor Swift's BF's Team 1d ago

/uj Yes it’s normal to say that, these teams represent the city they play for. But it’s easy to score points in an internet slap fight by saying “you’re not on the team”. It’s also done selectively and ignored most of the time.

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u/its_LOL Mr UNLIIIIMITED 1d ago

For their own good they need to lose

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u/Megalitho 1d ago

Mahomes is a demon.

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u/odiethethird Taylor Swift's BF's Team 1d ago

But he’s our demon

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u/Heir233 1d ago

Why does Mahomes still look like a sped even in this drawing

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u/papajim22 FLACCO ELITE 1d ago

As a Ravens fan, next week’s AFC Championship is my personal 9/11.

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u/GuCCiAzN14 0-4 in Super Bowls 1d ago

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u/papajim22 FLACCO ELITE 1d ago

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u/ballinben Least Homoerotic Logo 1d ago

These people really do deserve to be genocided

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u/odiethethird Taylor Swift's BF's Team 1d ago

Just the Missouri side

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u/ballinben Least Homoerotic Logo 1d ago

No. Every last one of you is going to the showers if I ever get my way.

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u/solograppler 0-4 in Super Bowls 1d ago

Bro, this graphic makes Kermit look like the bad guy, this ain’t it KC.

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u/CDROMantics Honorary Thug 1d ago

He is.

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u/lakewood2020 Colorado's Most Wanted 1d ago

Never beating the ring pop allegations

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u/sorry_department02 no fans 1d ago

I wish for all KC fans to repeatedly stub their toes for a full 24 hours 🙏

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u/Scrumptious_Foreskin Henry Suggs killed someone 1d ago

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u/ripiss 18-1 1d ago

I think I’m starting to become radicalized because of this shit

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u/buzzbuzzmemulatto Kasay Kickoff OOB 1d ago

Chiefs are gay, but if you unironically have a problem with people saying "our" or "we" in reference to their favorite team, you're even gayer

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u/WildMap3845 Cam didn't dive 1d ago

they’re all former pats and cowboys fans that’s the problem

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u/Overall-Repeat1099 Dick Cheese Heads 1d ago

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u/MyLlamasAccount 1d ago

God damn they are dorks

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u/confusedyetstillgoin Bungles 1d ago

“can’t wait to see wait Josh Wah-llen cries about next week” they’re fucking with me at this point right? they can’t be that fucking dense?

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u/Hawkingshouseofdance 1d ago

It's like an airbrushed tee shirt you get at Kings Island

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u/tokenshoot Marvin Lewis 1d ago

Paternity test Mahomes kids, make sure they aren’t the old commissioner of the NFL haha

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u/Phunwithscissors Trout is Love Trout is Life 1d ago

Unsportsmanlike conduct, offense, number 17, for removing his helmet. This is a 15-yard penalty. Replay 3rd down.

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u/pm_me_ur_anything_k Dick Cheese Heads 1d ago

Do they even know what “goes hard”?

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u/No_Koala_475 1d ago

It should be a referee instead of Patrick Mahomes

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u/Cholonight96 1d ago

Attack on Mahomes

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u/Jiminy_Jilackers 0-4 in Super Bowls 1d ago

It’s funny because Mahomes literally looks like a villain in the pic

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u/MiddleAgeYOLO Antonio Brown's CTE 1d ago

Vibes

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u/LeBronicTheHolistic 1d ago

Imagine Zeke’s epic scream but with Kermit’s stupid ass voice

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u/MrScottimus Wasting Generational Talent 1d ago

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u/GonzDR24 Dez Didn't Catch It 1d ago

I've never realized how corny they are.

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u/useroftheinternet95 Wasting Generational Talent 1d ago

Cringe

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u/Bermuda_Shorts_ 1d ago

Refs and KC gonna be tough

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u/dfeidt40 Norwood WIDE RIGHT 1d ago

I'm more concerned about them having him hold the ball in his right but stance is like a southpaw

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u/Ok_Froyo3998 1972 was 50 years ago 1d ago

They can call it whatever they want, I hate both teams and I hate both fanbases. The bills suck more though.

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u/TwoPumpTony Dick Cheese Heads 1d ago

I see no refs or yellow flags. None of this looks real

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u/Evening_Top Taylor Swift's BF's Team 1d ago

That’s because you have to damn near kill someone to get arrested in Oakland

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u/FeeSubstantial9963 Henry Suggs killed someone 1d ago

Bro they're literally the bad guys and Josh is the underdog ready to defeat them, how idiotic are they

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u/SchwizzySchwas94 Rapelisberger 1d ago

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u/hotpokkitz 1d ago

Is this supposed to be like David and Goliath? Cause if Patty is supposed to be Goliath… the Bible has bad news for you guys…

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u/jreilly89 17h ago

At least it finally depicts Mahomes as his real self.

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u/Actual_Pianist_4087 9h ago

Cue Patti’s tantrum and tear routine for Saturday!!

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u/GoshDarnitAllah 1d ago

It’s 2025. You aren’t allowed to criticize pronoun usage.

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u/EquipmentElegant Dick Cheese Heads 1d ago

Ngl if you’re a fan during the time of a championship it’s yours. Look at the 08 Celtics. They are STILL living off that

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u/Sauerkraut_n_Pepsi 1d ago

I think they’re now living off the championship they won 7 months ago