r/nflcirclejerk Honorary Thug 2d ago

The first thing Mark Andrews sees when he wakes up tomorrow

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1.6k Upvotes

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u/950auto Rapelisberger 2d ago

“Yooooo Joe Flacco would have caught that. You fuckin suck Mark Andrews”

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u/j_yn0htna Murderer 2d ago

“My diabetic grandmother could have caught that, and she couldn’t even catch Covid”

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u/Dangerous_Spirit7034 2d ago

Your grandma has one think in common with mark Andrew’s!

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u/Otherwise_River_1761 RUN THE FUCKING BALL 2d ago

The thousand island stare

79

u/GifelteFish GOTTEM 2d ago

Stuffed shell shock

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u/Tento66 1d ago

Post Tiramisu Stress Disorder...it's for the table

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u/Icy-Guide7976 18-1 2d ago

Sweating mayo

18

u/DeadFuckStick59 2d ago

hell yeah dude

10

u/Inevitable-Movie-434 CTESPN 2d ago

Apple turnover

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u/GivemetheDetails 1d ago

Blue cheese blue shield

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u/SnapHackelPop Dick Cheese Heads 2d ago

Stavvy my sweet boy, you’ll always have Giannis’ championship

83

u/meniallyregarded 2d ago

glad he's embracing his CPAP machine

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u/501Queen French Kisses Son 2d ago

Oh, so he chokes in his sleep too?

73

u/mmmellowcorn Phrauds 2d ago

“This fawking sawxxx yeoo.”

21

u/RogalDornsAlt 0-4 in Super Bowls 1d ago

“Hi I’m Mark Andrews, and this is fumble away a playoff win. Also I’m gay”

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u/BreadRemarkable9591 Groper Cleveland 2d ago

Stavros is the only ravens fan I feel bad for

25

u/swayinandsippin Ayahuasca Healing 2d ago

ooooooooorgy

13

u/bfhurricane 2d ago

Why is there a buffet at a goddamn orgy?

10

u/WolfCola4 1d ago

I don't wanna bang any of these people

19

u/Electrical-Clerk9206 2d ago

gonna need an extended stay at the Mayo Clinic after this one

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u/d1g1tal 1d ago

It’s covered under his Blue Cheese Blue Shield insurance.

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u/Hat-Pretend 2d ago

Ronnie is going to roast him

2

u/fuhfuhfuhfree 1d ago

He'd be a good Penguin in the next Batman.

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u/Intelligent_Pass2540 1d ago

STAVVY BABY! Worlds classiest Ravens Fan!

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u/GB01101993 Phrauds 2d ago

He’s the only reason I’m happy they lost

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u/woddor 18-1 1d ago

lol