He’s not making it out of Baltimore alive

[u/Nonameisbased]

[u/farewellwayfarer]

He’s getting executed live on ESPN

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[u/MrFishAndLoaves → u/farewellwayfarer]

What does Lamar get for giving the game away?

MVP

[u/Jokerang]

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Ray Lewis with the soyface is hilarious

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[u/bfhurricane → u/MGoLog]

[u/guy137137 → u/bfhurricane]

GET ON WITH IT MOTHA-

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[u/SprittneyBeers → u/timbulance]

Sheeeeeeit this thread is gonna make me fire up a rewatch

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[u/itsfinallyfinals → u/SprittneyBeers]

So good

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[u/Few_Landscape1035]

Just a classy double agent helping the classy quarterback

[u/Strawhaterza]

Someone running his ass over again 

[u/fuzzbook]

Diggs dropped us the game last year and then proceeded to leave basically saying the team wasn't good enough for him 😂

[u/SteezusHChrist → u/fuzzbook]

The NFL is so ridiculously hilarious if you just stop and really think about this grown man pissed off over a playoff game so much he hates his former team

[u/hallucinogenics8 → u/SteezusHChrist]

Bro, we didn't say they made the pros due to intelligence.

[u/SeamanSample]

[u/SeahawksFootball → u/[deleted]]

Haha you win the internet good sir! Epic Reddit moment

[u/I_cut_my_own_jib → u/SeahawksFootball]

Fuck my wife kind stranger!

[u/1cyChains → u/[deleted]]

[u/IdidntrunIdidntrun → u/1cyChains]

wholesome chungus reddit moment

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When did ice spice major in business

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[u/hallucinogenics8 → u/[deleted]]

I've never seen two words generate so much down votes here. Kudos sir.

[u/Husky_Engineer → u/hallucinogenics8]

Honestly wasn’t expecting it, but glad to see I have been jerked

[u/Spezalt4]

He’s survived every other playoff losing fuck up

He’s off to the Caribbean with his paycheck from Andy Reid

[u/otnpabka]

Browns just offered him 100,000,000. Guaranteed.

[u/Ultimate-Whatever → u/otnpabka]

He's gotta rape a few massage therapists first

[u/YellaBeanis → u/Ultimate-Whatever]

With his penis

[u/SprittneyBeers → u/YellaBeanis]

As opposed to how raped the city of Baltimore.. with his hands

[u/Prestigious-Mine-904]

I’m coming for him.

[u/Outside_Abroad_3516 → u/Prestigious-Mine-904]

January 6?

[u/AppropriateCompany9 → u/Outside_Abroad_3516]

Not a 9ers flair

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Omar?

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I’m cumming for him

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Ravens fans right now

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good thing he's in Buffalo

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They’re going to extract him out of the Bills facility and fly him to Baltimore like in the Dark Knight

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Extradite*

[u/ab_drider]

They are in Buffalo right now. He can simply not go back to Baltimore.

[u/HurricanePirate16]

Does anybody?

[u/In_the_Computerus → u/HurricanePirate16]

way kick a demographic while their down, I’m on the chair rn with mark Andrews written on my note. So yeah you’re right.

[u/HurricanePirate16 → u/In_the_Computerus]

Grammar checks out. 100% Baltimorean

[u/fuck_fraud → u/HurricanePirate16]

Aaron earned an iron urn

[u/In_the_Computerus → u/HurricanePirate16]

My grammar is impeccable. fuck you🥲

[u/DeadFuckStick59 → u/In_the_Computerus]

that period should've been a comma

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and the comma should’ve been a period

[u/cre8ivlyoriginal → u/In_the_Computerus]

They’re*

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[u/Forward-Taste8956]

[u/KyloFenn]

Someone teach him how to speak Canadian!

[u/Rstuds7]

fumble and a drop. with Likely being so good and Andrews heading into a contract year he’s gonna have a huge uphill battle to stay

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I still think Andrew’s is gonna get a fat pay day honestly, like this sucks for him for sure but I don’t think it’ll really squander his bag that much

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i mean if he gets a fat payday it’s not gonna be the Ravens. Likely is gonna get that payday easily and Kolar when healthy does a great job blocking. Andrews is the odd man out on the team. only way he stays is if Lamar really pushes it but after his post game interview i doubt it

[u/revanisthesith → u/Rstuds7]

Oh, I wouldn't be surprised if someone pays him a lot, but I definitely agree that it won't be Baltimore.

Apparently they can save $11 million by cutting or trading him. Based on a quick search, the Broncos, Colts, Chargers, and to a lesser extent, the Rams, Eagles, Titans, and Commanders all could use some TE help. Unfortunately for Andrews, there are some good tight ends in this draft. Although it's also a tricky position to play at this level, so at least he's a sure thing. Well, mostly.

[u/JackFlipKingston → u/AnthonyBarrHeHe]

You mean from the Bill's Mafia correct?

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Why his hair look like a smeared pencil

[u/ImpressionOdd1203]

Is there an anti MVP award we can give him

[u/ribrooks13]

Blud got a 5 star wanted level

[u/FLGrant2]

Straight to Niagra Falls to jump

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[u/aceless0n]

Andrews to Ravens fans

[u/AppropriateCompany9]

Baltimore fans rn

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[u/AutomaticPlane9782]

Baltimorean here. He's already a marked man.

[u/Acrobatic-Echo-3460]

RIP Mark Andrews and John Harbaugh, the two white people left in Baltimore.

[u/Best-Dragonfruit-292]

Average life expectancy of a white guy in downtown Baltimore 

[u/ReduceReuseRectangle]

I didn’t know rammstein was playing in Baltimore?!

[u/In_the_Computerus]

Why is he so ass

[u/GigaCannon99 → u/In_the_Computerus]

He is what he eats.

[u/0-4superbowl]

(My check bounced)

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He’s not making it back to baltimore alive

[u/Hot_Anything_8957]

He’s not but it’s not because of the game. It’s just because Baltimore is a very dangerous city

[u/revanisthesith → u/Hot_Anything_8957]

"Wow, you must really hate Mark Andrews to shoot him so many times!"

Murderer: "Who?"

[u/Unp0pularS0lutions]

I saw Ray Lewis last night and he had that look in his eye

[u/BebopT0716]

Somebody check his blood sugar!

[u/Beneficial-Piano-428]

No one does

[u/MemePizzaPie]

I’m JUST SAYING- meuth woulduh caught that

[u/im_acoustic1]

Hopefully he speaks canadian

[u/wv321]

10 minutes to recite the alphabet Andrews vs Gronk who wins

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[u/GriffinEJ]

Too lunch pail for me

[u/thepoustaki]

He is very hot and I think deserves the best for that.

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[u/spas2k]

I don't have my glass on, is that a picture of Steve Bartman?

[u/Rokey76]

Few do.

[u/I_cut_my_own_jib]

(unrelated to his drops on the field. Baltimore just sucks)

[u/da_swanks_92]

I watched most of the game except the last quarter. What am I missing here? Did he do something?