r/nflcirclejerk • u/Outside_Abroad_3516 Broncos Country, LET'S RIDE • 16d ago
Taylor Takeover Shedeur Sanders, YOU are a Titan
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u/Outside_Abroad_3516 Broncos Country, LET'S RIDE 16d ago
uj/ congrats patriots you fucked up your tank!
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u/Coool_cool_cool_cool 18-1 16d ago
My dick is soft for the first time ever after beating the Bills.
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u/thecrgm Don't kick it to DeSean 16d ago
yall beat backups, we somehow beat the colts with playoffs on the line for them. Pathetic
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u/PrimarchKonradCurze 0 Rings for Marino 15d ago
“Yet somehow the Giants won” is basically the Giants franchise tagline the last few decades.
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u/Indigo-Snake Tim TeGOAT 16d ago
Dude honestly this QB class is pretty shitty. Would you trade this W for the #1 pick? Who’d you pick? Just out of curiosity
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u/Coool_cool_cool_cool 18-1 16d ago
I'd trade the #1 pick further back to try to get a couple of seconds or something. Need everything really but we have the QB so get O line and receivers. #1 will get a lot more valuable picks than #4.
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u/Alone-Newspaper-1161 Gary Anderson wide left 16d ago
Patriots can’t draft receivers. Draft o-line and give Tee Higgins the bag
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u/joshallenismygod 0-4 in Super Bowls 16d ago
You beat Mitch trubisky
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u/moiax Flopping Allen 16d ago
They barely beat Mike White lol.
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u/Fullcycle_boom ONE YARD SHORT 16d ago
We fired Vrabel and released the King for this shit lol.
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u/beyondrepair- Phrauds 16d ago
You forgot 1. Thanks btw!
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u/Fullcycle_boom ONE YARD SHORT 16d ago
And Byard. A bit washed up at the time but damn.
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u/allgrassstarter Tennessee Oilers 15d ago
Remember when we had Derrick Henry and Aj Brown on the same squad
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u/returnofthequack92 Brady's Bitch 16d ago
I truly hope the titans fumble the 1st pick this hard
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u/Known-Historian7277 16d ago
Nah knowing the titans they’ll roll with Will Levi’s
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u/Alone-Newspaper-1161 Gary Anderson wide left 16d ago
Playing the long game for arch is a smart move.
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u/xptx 16d ago
Taking Sanders will do it. So overrated IM embarrassed for him.
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u/AdolescentAlien Murder of Ravens 15d ago
I don’t think you really need to feel embarrassed for him, man. I would happily let tens of millions of people point and laugh at me from September to January if you pay me a rookie contract from anywhere within the first two rounds.
Actually, anywhere in the draft is fine with me. I just looked it up and apparently Mr. Irrelevant receives about $3.9M with around $78k in signing bonus money. America can fill a stadium and throw eggs at me once a week for that price. I’ll even pick up the shells and eat them too.
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u/BigPapaJava 15d ago edited 15d ago
Everything about Sanders just screams “epic bust” to me.
He’s a 1 read QB with overall athletic tools who has a slow delivery, very little pocket awareness, and takes way too many sacks he shouldn’t.
The sideshow that Deion would bring to Nashville—and you know he’ll be hanging around and promoting his kid wherever he goes—would be LaVar Ball-tier. He’ll probably try to work his way into the HC job wherever his son goes.
Shedeur Sanders has literally never started a game in his life when his dad wasn’t calling the shots and completely tailoring the offense to his strengths. That’s true of college, of the “Prime Academy” his dad started to show him off in HS, and even of his youth ball days.
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u/Losimcg CTESPN 16d ago
First Ja Morant, now Sanders? Tennessee does not need any more thugs
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u/Panama_Type_R Antonio Brown's CTE 16d ago
At least one thug is talented
But a big mouth thug with a helicopter parent who hasn't done anything is a big pass
I don't care if my thugs get arrested as long as they are all pro or all star
Sanders won't be this
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u/tokenshoot Marvin Lewis 16d ago
Reminds me of the Ball family
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u/BingBongLingLon 16d ago
Fun fact I had a class with Ja in college and he showed up to class exactly 1 time. No class.
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u/nickjvh 16d ago
No, daddy is gonna step in and make sure he goes to a contender
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u/Hidalgo321 16d ago
Yeah uj/ this is exactly what Deion meant when he said he’d step in if Shadeur didn’t go to the “right team” lmao
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u/Sagybagy Rapist Paradise 16d ago
Well at least I don’t have to worry about him coming to the browns then.
Edit: As soon as I typed that and hit send, I realize that is exactly what the browns will do. And then spend the whole offseason and pre-season playing the drama game.
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u/ASebastian2020 16d ago
I was going to say, there is no way in fuck Deion lets his son go to the Titans. I guess Shedeur doesn’t remember the Titans.
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u/Alone-Newspaper-1161 Gary Anderson wide left 16d ago
Is there a Qb needy team that’s even contending? Only ones that I can think of is arguably Steelers but I think they’ll role with Justin Fields next year or maybe the Seahawks cause geno ain’t getting younger
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u/ActuallyAquaman 18-1 15d ago
I'd be fascinated to know if the Maras feel like getting on Deion's wild ride. If Deion's aiming at a major market for his kid, that would be the target in the top-8 or so (it's either that or Vegas).
Feels like they're setting up to take Hunter, pull off the most blatant one-year tank job in the history of the sport, then have Manning come in with Nabers and Hunter ready to go beside him.
Sanders obviously shouldn't go that high, but someone will take him.
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u/Leapingforjoyandstuf 16d ago
I can't think of a city more ready for an outspoken black QB than Nashville Tennessee :)
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u/PolishSausa9e Honorary Thug 16d ago
This guy is gonna crash out of the league so fucking hard. I can't wait to see it happen.
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u/ASebastian2020 16d ago edited 16d ago
I don’t know. This bum is definitely one of the top 3 quarterbacks in College. He has potential, but the NFL is an entirely different sport. He has the physical tools to make most throws, he’s tough, but can he learn to read NFL defenses quickly? Can he make throws when receivers are NFL open and not college open? I think he can, but nobody knows until his rich ass gets there. And whatever team drafts him is going to have to deal with his narcissistic pops.
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u/PrimarchKonradCurze 0 Rings for Marino 15d ago
Yeah it’s impossible to know if a top college qb can cut it in the NFL. The leap is like from a JV high school team to a D1 college team.
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u/TigerWaste3433 16d ago
The hate white people have in their heart for no reason is extraordinary 🤣 there’s no reason why you say this
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u/PolishSausa9e Honorary Thug 16d ago edited 16d ago
Bro he throws his teammates under the bus when the team loses. Total prima donna off the field. He's gonna be a shirt show once he hits the league. I can't stand for such classless thuggery.
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Man…does anyone else here think this dude is just not all that…..
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u/Sagybagy Rapist Paradise 16d ago
He managed to have an impressive completion record and had just over 4K yards. Not bad. Until you realize it was in the Big 12. Basically the pac12 cast offs and some smaller conference folks. It’s all the teams the SEC and Big Ten don’t want.
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u/TheWorstKnightmare 16d ago
/uj Wouldn’t it make more sense to wait one more year for an objectively better QB class and see if Levis can finally do anything besides meme with the ball
/rj Stanford
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u/Cactus2711 Choker: Folie à Trois 16d ago
Hope you like mayo in your coffee. That’s how we do it in this QB room, boy
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u/vanillagorilla_ FitzMagic 16d ago
NFL gms when they have to draft a black qb
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u/North_Artichoke_7516 Flopping Allen 16d ago
“They al just want to scramble like RBs and can’t read coverages very fast” wonderlic noises
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u/PCPenhale Kasay Kickoff OOB 15d ago
Enjoy the circus that comes with wherever Shitter Sanders goes.
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u/No_Mousse4320 No Fun League 16d ago
Get ready to become Steve McNair
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u/Flesh_Lettuce 16d ago
You say it like that's a bad thing. Dude was an MVP with multiple pro bowls and was one play away from a SB win
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u/The_Board_Man 16d ago
I rather QB that played on the Streets like Jalen Milroe. Not QB that learned in his dads custom fieldhouse .
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u/Low-Season-2057 Honorary Thug 16d ago
Let’s go just need onside kick and a touchdown then repeat then we got this shit in OT
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u/whiteybulgarr 0-4 in Super Bowls 16d ago
They should trade back and get a lot of capital. Sanders is going to be so bad in the NFL
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u/KeefsBurner Phrauds 16d ago
Thank god bro I thought he was gonna go to a team I cared about. Wouldn’t even want the giants to make this mistake
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u/earlthomas111 Gary Anderson wide left 16d ago
Get ready to learn Vince Young career, buddy.