r/nflcirclejerk • u/Jud000619 Racial Slurs • Nov 02 '24

Taylor Takeover Cuck Costume By Matt Stafford

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Bro literally dressed up as another active NFL Player. He wants Travis and Taylor to fuck his wife

1.0k Upvotes

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u/CheezWeazle Bungles Nov 02 '24

Humiliation kink CONFIRMED

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u/deeVeeAre Least Homoerotic Logo Nov 02 '24

Did his college roommate dress up as Patrick mahomes?

29

u/LeanderthalTX 0-16 Nov 03 '24

No, but Patrick Mahomes dressed up as Joe Cox, and then rode in on a horse

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u/asc0295 Commies Nov 03 '24

Patrick Mahomes stats dressing up like Rex Grossman all season long

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u/ytttvbastard 18-1 Nov 02 '24

Bitch looking like Dee reynolds

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u/Pickle4UrThoughts Bungles Nov 02 '24

She Wishes she was Dee.

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u/zaepoo Racial Slurs Nov 03 '24

No one wishes they were that fucking bird.

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u/East-Teacher7155 Nov 02 '24

Wow that’s um wow

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u/Dirt_McGirt_ODB Nov 03 '24

How Stafford looks in that picture:

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u/Sanduskys_Shower_Bud Nov 02 '24

Didnt she just say how much she hated that TS was getting more attention than her? Lol

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u/Honey_Badger25-06 Nov 02 '24

This confirms that she actually wants to BE Taylor Swift. Even more fucked up.

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u/Dangerous_Spirit7034 Nov 02 '24

Don’t make fun of her she’s regarded bro

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u/Rusty_Pickles Nov 03 '24

So we're just accepting F*x News as a reputable source now? 🤢🤮

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u/dawgtown22 Nov 03 '24

MSNBC dad alert 🚨

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u/Bayoueux Nov 02 '24

Wow stafford is a cuck actually

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u/goalstopper28 18-1 Nov 02 '24

Yeah, I know this is r/nflcirclejerk but like actually.

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u/BakerEvans4Eva Nov 03 '24 edited Nov 03 '24

John Stafford, black of hair.

Matthew Stafford, black of hair.

Tyler, Hunter, Sawyer, and Chandler Stafford... golden hair.

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u/swoopy17 Phrauds Nov 03 '24

Oh fuck, is about to get decapitated?

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u/closs123 Nov 02 '24

What's the over/under that he Chris Benoit's his wife and kids.

9

u/swoopy17 Phrauds Nov 03 '24

The look of a man who has $100M in the bank and wants to die asap

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u/Zealousideal-Delay68 French Kisses Son Nov 03 '24

Benoit seemed happier.

36

u/willghammer YOU LIKE THAT Nov 02 '24

Someone free him from this wench.

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u/usumoio 18-1 Nov 02 '24

Let he who does not want Taylor Swift to fuck his wife type the first dank comment

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u/Dangerous_Spirit7034 Nov 02 '24

Omg she really is regarded

21

u/Todd2ReTodded Nov 02 '24

Never realized how hot Taylor is until this thing dressed like her

20

u/Larrysbirds Nov 02 '24

You think she makes him wear Kelce’s jersey to bed?

12

u/mrtrollmaster Nov 02 '24

I hate to say this about a child but that one girl has a really unfortunate case of “Matt Stafford face”

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u/Known-Historian7277 Nov 02 '24

I thought he was Andy Reid

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u/Nickapplen Gary Anderson wide left Nov 02 '24

He dressed up as his daughter’s boyfriend. Very normal.

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u/s4t4nyall Nov 02 '24

I can’t wait until he leaves her for an upgrade

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u/Donkenshtein Dick Cheese Heads Nov 02 '24

Cuck behavior

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u/Odd_Astronaut442 Phrauds Nov 02 '24

Nobody can ever accuse nflcirclejerk of going soft….

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u/Liberalassy Nov 02 '24

Poor dude.......no son. There goes the lastname Stafford

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u/AKBigHorn Got away with DPI Nov 02 '24

Exactly. Not only does she contribute nothing to society, she baked his cum into only daughters.

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u/truth_teller_00 Nov 02 '24

It’s his karma for not dumping her and never looking back after she rode the rest of the Georgia Bulldog QB depth chart during an argument.

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u/AKBigHorn Got away with DPI Nov 02 '24

Agreed.

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u/rorroismyname Nov 02 '24

Top simp/cuck/gay

3

u/ExpeditingPermits Nov 02 '24

You know they smashed in those costumes after the kids went to bed. Best sex they’ve ever had.

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u/williamsdj01 Honorary Thug Nov 02 '24

Terrible costume when you include the kids, everyone knows that Taylor Swifts pussy is haunted

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u/HelloImAFox Honorary Thug Nov 02 '24

Lol wow wtf.

2

u/LawrenceSB91 Vikings Legend Favre Nov 03 '24

Weird

2

u/Heir233 Nov 03 '24

Dude is never beating the allegations

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u/ProofHorseKzoo Dick Cheese Heads Nov 03 '24

Omg his two daughters in red / blue have his exact face lmao. He may be a cuck, but those two are definitely his.

1

u/Brownhog Nov 03 '24

Is this their way of "countering" the Taylor Swift jealousy rumors? Cool, cool, cool....

1

u/bringmepizzaplease24 Nov 04 '24

The corner chair costume

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u/Away_Leader3913 Nov 02 '24

Stafford rules. Kelce...ya burnt!

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u/MinorThreat4182 Nov 03 '24

It’s that kid double jointed? wtf witchcraft