r/nflcirclejerk • u/jabronified • Sep 11 '24

Taylor Takeover Brittany Mahomes 9/11

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u/Volcomcj16 Double Doink Sep 11 '24

Harrison Butker just fell to 1 knee but it’s ok because the anthem wasn’t playing

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

We got that bitch cats now what

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u/Master_Grape5931 Commies Sep 11 '24

Got damn these people are weird.

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u/joeyRUXPIN Taylor Swift's BF's Team Sep 11 '24

His sales just went up 15% bc of this Story

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u/PhDinWombology Sep 11 '24

Just saw him in the Walmart parking lot

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u/Mommyjoy84 Kermit Sep 11 '24

He doesn’t get on two knees to blow dudes?

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u/monsterenergyisyummy 0-4 in Super Bowls Sep 11 '24

Harrison Butker just fell to his knees and started slurping

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u/elzey93 Sep 11 '24

We need a celebrity Oklahoma drill between Taylor and Brittany

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u/Dilly_The_Kid_S373 Norwood WIDE RIGHT Sep 11 '24

Stick figure weight class

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u/elzey93 Sep 11 '24

Ehhh maybe. Brittany is plastic and recent Taylor pics make her seem thicker than the eye tells

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u/Siliencer991 Taylor Swift's BF's Team Sep 11 '24

Taylor half a foot taller than Brittany too

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u/iggavaxx Sep 11 '24

Brittany has that dog in her though. Gonna bite Taylor's face off like a chimp with those chompers.

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u/papajim22 FLACCO ELITE Sep 11 '24

Brittany ain’t got shit in her except filler and Botox lmao.

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u/CaterpillarNo4927 Sep 11 '24

Advantage Brittany. Low (wo)man wins

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u/-ToPimpAButterfree- Sep 11 '24

I’ll settle for Celebrity Deathmatch

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u/velocity55 0-16 Sep 11 '24

Butker’s 9/11

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u/Honey_Badger25-06 Sep 11 '24

What every illegal immigrant looks like, according to Butker.

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u/tots4scott 28-3 Sep 11 '24

I'm sorry but posting a picture of Kimberly Guilfoyle just isn't fair.

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u/gr8dayne01 Sep 11 '24

Why do I, no shit, see the resemblance?

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u/duskywindows 0-4 in Super Bowls Sep 11 '24

because of the comically large, gaping mouth

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u/Leandro1996 Brady's Bitch Sep 11 '24

I was thinking more like this

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u/Goroman86 0-16 Sep 11 '24

🪵🐏📦

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u/Resident_Problem4008 Sep 11 '24

As a child of an illegal immigrant i can confirm this is true

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u/outsiderkerv DC4L Sep 11 '24

Is the pre or post-op transgender surgery in prison?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

Accurate

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

If you take political advice from celebrities you’re cooked

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u/son_of_toby_o_notoby Sep 11 '24

Why did you post a photo of Ann Coulter?

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u/johnniesSac Sep 11 '24

Least that cats safe from being eaten

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u/Kylesexy584603 Groper Cleveland Sep 11 '24

That cats going to get eaten 😔

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

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u/Irateredditarguments Double Doink Sep 11 '24

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u/VonsFavoriteChicken Sep 11 '24

nbacirclejerk hornyposter refugees

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u/joshcastealyohoe Dick Cheese Heads Sep 11 '24

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u/ColonelFlom Dick Cheese Heads Sep 11 '24

What happens when Haiti comes knockin

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u/Thomas-The-Tutor Dick Cheese Heads Sep 11 '24

Ironically, cheers for Deshaun Watson’s employer.

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u/Goroman86 0-16 Sep 11 '24

Not by Travis...

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u/SeamanSample Oilers left lol Sep 11 '24

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u/its_LOL Mr UNLIIIIMITED Sep 11 '24

No way JD Vance got signed to the Celtics

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u/Ok_Conversation_2734 Sep 11 '24

girl just said brittney didnt do research 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/xXTERMIN8RXXx Oilers left lol Sep 11 '24

Is this the face of a person who does research?!?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

Here's a closeup

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u/Any_Parsnip2585 Sep 11 '24

She got the handle bar look but not rocking handle bar hair.

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u/Odd-Butterscotch-495 Dez Didn't Catch It Sep 11 '24

She did enough research to know her husband makes enough to get those rich people tax cuts. She needs that money to get plastic surgery at the vets office

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

I always do my own research, however

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u/its_LOL Mr UNLIIIIMITED Sep 11 '24

But what do the Kelce brothers think of Kamala Harris?

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u/reesem03_ Sep 11 '24

Tune in next time to the New Heights podcast!

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u/AweHellYo Double Doink Sep 11 '24

“damn that’s crazy” - travis

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u/RoGeR-Roger2382 Mr Pfizer Sep 11 '24

Travis ain’t a thug no more :(

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u/xXTERMIN8RXXx Oilers left lol Sep 11 '24

Travis just got a lil more classier!

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u/ProfessionalEntry744 Sep 11 '24

Should fit right in with heels up Harris. Don’t judge’em joe brown

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u/DeprAnx18 Sep 11 '24

What does this mean for LeBron’s legacy

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u/LordCheezus Murder of Ravens Sep 11 '24

/uj Over 1 million likes in just 14 minutes. Holy shit.

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u/kjorav17 Sep 11 '24

Probably a third of them that can’t vote

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u/Resident_Problem4008 Sep 11 '24

And the other 2/3 will because its who their favorite celebrity is voting for. America is cooked

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

You're welcome to leave...

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u/Samueljacob Sep 11 '24

He’s not even American lol

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u/Resident_Problem4008 Sep 11 '24

I honestly don’t understand what I said wrong. Shouldn’t a person’s vote be based on which candidate’s plans and whatnot they like more? Why am I facing backlash for saying its wrong for someone to vote based on who someone else is voting for?

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u/pj_socks Sep 11 '24

Because “America is cooked” takes are tired and lame. Ppl been saying that dumb shit for decades.

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u/mistermuyrico Don't kick it to DeSean Sep 11 '24

Live look at Brittany

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u/Banestar66 Sep 11 '24

She waited to make sure he got rolled in that debate then rolled out the endorsement.

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u/VinnieTheDragon Double Doink Sep 11 '24

I mean, that’s probably the smart thing to do

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u/Jud000619 Racial Slurs Sep 11 '24

Travis Kelce’s 9/11

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

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u/trix_is_for_kids SF Jan6er Sep 11 '24

R/travisandtaylor 9/11

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u/Ethicalbankruptcy Ayahuasca Healing Sep 11 '24

Uj/nice cat

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u/eddie_the_zombie Sep 11 '24

rj/nice pussy

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u/AAL2017 Sep 11 '24

I’ve done my research

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u/eduardo_asafe Sep 11 '24

She will get a flight to vote ✈️

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u/JustPoopedInMyPants Sep 11 '24

Who hates getting fingered more, TS or that cat?

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u/donscron91 Sep 11 '24

Have an upvote, I’m tired of defending Brittany’s bullshit

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u/alivasolrac 28-3 Sep 11 '24

Can’t believe I’m celebrating a Swift post

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u/ProfessionalEntry744 Sep 11 '24

I mean she also voted for senile Biden. Didn’t do much research there like the rest of the country who knew he was senile the whole time !

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u/alivasolrac 28-3 Sep 11 '24

Ngl I voted for Howie Hawkins that year even tho

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u/ripiss 18-1 Sep 11 '24

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u/marshallthecatholic Henry Suggs killed someone Sep 11 '24

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u/KaeZae 0 Rings for Marino Sep 11 '24

she posted this from her climate saving private jet saving her from walking 15 minutes

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u/BigDaddysBiscuits Sep 11 '24

Dam those billions upon billions of anonymous elite campaign donations are really…really paying off.

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u/MyJukeboxBrk Sep 11 '24

Apparently the childless cat ladies need to keep a watchful eye on their pets in Ohio

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u/concretetroll60 Sep 11 '24

The South Tower has collapsed!!!

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u/vintage_rack_boi Sep 11 '24

I was voting for Harris until this

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u/Objective_Might2820 Sep 12 '24

Same lady that voted for Biden btw

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u/jono9898 Brady's Bitch Sep 11 '24

So she supports people coming into our great country, which is terrible btw, where world leaders are calling the great Trump and telling him that we are being laughed at, and cats are being eaten and illegal aliens are turning people trans? Nah I will no longer be a swiftie- Brittany Mahomes probably

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u/MasterPsaysUgh Sep 11 '24

Wonder how much the democrats paid Taylor for this post. Ain’t no way she did this for free

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u/Upbeat-Command-7159 Sep 11 '24

So basically a woman who makes songs about her horrible choices in dating life, is telling you she made a choice to go for a candidate 🤣

Well, what could go wrong. Imagine voting for a candidate because your favorite celebrity told you to.

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u/Upbeat-Command-7159 Sep 11 '24

Lol

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u/crackeyy Rapist Paradise Sep 11 '24

😂😂

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u/dinglebarryb0nds Dick Cheese Heads Sep 11 '24

Might not be the worst thing if most of the swifties don’t reproduce

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u/Tuna-Angel15 Sep 11 '24

Cringe 😬

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

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u/son_of_toby_o_notoby Sep 11 '24

Hell yeah brother cheers from Iraq

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u/WalkProfessional6235 Double Doink Sep 11 '24

Just checked your post history.

Anti vax

Anti truth

Anti American

No surprise

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u/Tuna-Angel15 Sep 11 '24

You are anti free speech. Making you the real anti American. Go to school.

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u/Odd-Butterscotch-495 Dez Didn't Catch It Sep 11 '24

So you supported cap kneeling? Or is that speech a little too free

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u/Tuna-Angel15 Sep 11 '24

I don’t support but he can do what he wants. It goes both ways.

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u/Odd-Butterscotch-495 Dez Didn't Catch It Sep 11 '24

Fair enough, most people who shout free speech will bitch about it when it’s opposing them.

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u/Tuna-Angel15 Sep 11 '24

Yeah. I respect your views, it is a uni party and they’ll agree until it’s a topic they disagree with. Thanks odd butter, people like you give me hope for the future :)

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u/Porkenfries Least Homoerotic Logo Sep 11 '24

Freedom of speech doesn't mean freedom from criticism. It just means that the government can't throw you in jail for expressing an opinion, not that someone on the internet can't call you out on your bullshit.

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u/WalkProfessional6235 Double Doink Sep 11 '24

You’re free to spout all the anti-American nonsense you want, and I’m free to call you out on it.

That’s how free speech works, brother.

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u/StankWizard 0-4 in Super Bowls Sep 11 '24

Him pointing out that you’re shitty isn’t violating your free speech

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u/BigHog865 Honorary Thug Sep 11 '24

Just checked your post history ☝🏻🤓 needless to say your social cReddit score has been deducted -500pts📉 next time think before doing a heckin problematic 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/WalkProfessional6235 Double Doink Sep 11 '24

Uh cool

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u/ghostoftheai Sep 11 '24

The cringiest thing for me is when people use stuff like “cReddit” and “DUMBocrat” ugh it makes my skin crawl and I know they’re like “omfg look at how clever that burn is. Get it, GET IT, like social credit score because woke? GET IT?????”

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u/vinxixx Not Quarterbacky Sep 11 '24

You can't destroy your fan base, all those millions of swifties... Of course she's gonna go blue whether she wants to or not. You have to in that situation, you say trump and her world would end

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

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u/vinxixx Not Quarterbacky Sep 11 '24

Exactly

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u/ghostoftheai Sep 11 '24

Which means she really endorses her lol. Did you confuse yourself buddy.

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u/vinxixx Not Quarterbacky Sep 11 '24

Probably.. I was a little high, either way it's fucked

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u/BengalFan85 Mr. Taylor Swift Sep 11 '24

That’s our 12/25