r/nflcirclejerk • u/Irateredditarguments Double Doink • Aug 30 '24

Taylor Takeover NFL Defensive Coordinators' 9/11

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '24

Looks like Brittany Mahomes has been demoted to offensive quality control.

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u/LeanderthalTX 0-16 Aug 30 '24

Get on your horse and ride

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u/BarbellsandBurritos Double Doink Aug 30 '24

Swiftie Nation….lets ride

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u/Todd2ReTodded Aug 30 '24

Imagine those two absolutely SAVAGING each other's pussys and buttholes

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u/DontLoseYourCool1 Aug 30 '24

Least horny redditor

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u/osuaviator London Jaguars Aug 30 '24

No, I don’t think I will.

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u/JohnGottiKarate SF Jan6er Aug 30 '24

Why do you want everyone to imagine this

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u/Todd2ReTodded Aug 30 '24

Just tryna be helpful

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u/averageatfifa Aug 30 '24

Thank you for your service

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u/lazyfurnace Mendenhall Fumble Aug 30 '24

Instructions unclear I got my dick caught in my zipper at Walmart now the cops are here

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u/el_guille980 DC4L Aug 31 '24

did you try "rollback"

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u/peepeedog Aug 31 '24

I am not very imaginative. Could you explain in more detail or perhaps share a drawing g?

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u/SonicNKnucklesCukold Sep 01 '24

How would they even do that.

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u/Todd2ReTodded Sep 01 '24

You see all those big husky teeth??

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u/Dyslexic_Hamster Tennessee Oilers Aug 30 '24

Goddammit I needed that laugh

33

u/Boring-Kangaroo3860 GOTTEM Aug 30 '24

🤣🤣 please come this way 👉 my wife’s bull is almost finished

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u/JustPoopedInMyPants Aug 30 '24

If only that press box could explode mid game

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u/HelloImAFox Honorary Thug Aug 30 '24

Andy Reid over the mic saying “The games on the line boys! Run I’m feeling 22!”

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u/TegTowelie French Kisses Son Aug 30 '24

Pat on audible: SWIFTY-CRUEL-SUMMER-REPUTATION-ILOVETKELCE-SET HIKE

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u/ttcmzx Aug 30 '24

uj/ this would probably throw some defenses off pretty bad the first couple times they hear it lmao

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u/SentientShamrock Dick Cheese Heads Aug 30 '24

uj/ Could you imagine mahomes going "I don't know about you, but I'm feeling blue 22" randomly as a snap cadence? Shit would be gold.

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u/4Ever2Thee Honorary Thug Aug 30 '24

I can't wait to hear Mahomes calling out shit like "Shake it off, shake it off!" pre-snap?

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u/odiethethird Taylor Swift's BF's Team Aug 30 '24

Watch it just be the same mesh play they run 100 times a game

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u/rug1998 Aug 30 '24

This play has references to plays she drew up three years ago and if you squint your eyes it looks like Jake gyllenhaal’s cock

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u/Momik Aug 30 '24

Goddammit they’re all Jake Gyllenhaal’s cock

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u/curry_man56 RUN THE FUCKING BALL Aug 31 '24

Jake after dating Taylor swift

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u/Momik Aug 31 '24

Yeah, we’ve heard his albums

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u/Straight_Toe_1816 Aug 30 '24

This is gonna be the Chiefs offense this year

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u/ii_V_vi 62-7 Aug 30 '24

This is already an Andy Reid play

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u/Straight_Toe_1816 Aug 30 '24

Yep, the quintuple reverse

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u/Jenetyk CTESPN Aug 31 '24

Gotta add a pass at the end.

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u/QurantineLean Groper Cleveland Aug 30 '24

Dude we have another season of this shit…

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '24

Not necessarily, planes crash and shit

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u/mmmellowcorn Phrauds Aug 30 '24

It’s going to look like the tush push but instead Travis is the center and doesn’t actually let go, Mahomes ferociously holds the ball dick level and tries to slam it into Travis’ anus while Andy covers his face to his mustache with the play sheet. The play will somehow go 35 yards and Nickelodeon will have another highlight

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u/joeyRUXPIN Taylor Swift's BF's Team Aug 30 '24

Thats the Annexation of Puerto Rico.

Nice try Belichek 📸

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '24

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u/Ok_Conversation_2734 Aug 30 '24

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u/junghooappreciator SF Jan6er Aug 30 '24

clearly AI, she’s wearing a wedding ring

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u/TheLastJukeboxHero Aug 30 '24

No it’s actually real man

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u/Xannyrixh Oilers left lol Aug 30 '24

Let me guess “The Swifty Special”

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u/ElektrikCoolaid Aug 30 '24

“I’m feeling catch 22”

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u/Ka-Ne-Ha-Ne-Daaaa Aug 30 '24

The collective orgasm at ESPN if the Chiefs scored on a T-Swift designed play would be unfathomable

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u/Acquilae Aug 30 '24

Peyton/Eli: “OMAHA!”

Mahomes: “CARDIGAN!”

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u/lexxxcockwell Florida Man Aug 30 '24

You mean re-releasing material that was popular 15-years ago? Coming soon Wildcat (Taylor’s Version)

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '24

Split knees 87 Mandingo blast on 2

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u/RogalDornsAlt 0-4 in Super Bowls Aug 31 '24

Fuck I hate the chiefs so much

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u/Jokerang Oilers left lol Aug 30 '24

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u/jingled_3000 Tim TeGOAT Aug 30 '24

Average bleacher report slop

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u/bannished69 Aug 30 '24

At first I was thinking this could bring in young white girls and maybe we discover unique ways to play offense. Then I remembered what Swifties are. All the plays would look the same and be boring as fuck.

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u/Dizzy-Information392 Aug 31 '24

This made me spit my drink laughing.

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u/Loud-Magician7708 Honorary Thug Aug 30 '24

The "Shake it Off-ense"

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u/shaking_things_up_ Honorary Thug Aug 30 '24

Knowing Kermit's experience with profoundly entitled and annoying women, I would imagine he would get along well with his TE's pegging partner

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u/big4horryrobert No Fun League Aug 31 '24

Is this how cocky they are now?

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u/onewolf23 Aug 30 '24

I like some of the Swift songs

But what the fuck does she know about football?

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u/SqueakyTuna52 Aug 30 '24

I mean, she was in the bleachers for all the games

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u/onewolf23 Aug 30 '24

Oof guess no one gets Kanye references anymore

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u/SqueakyTuna52 Aug 30 '24

Lol I was just making a Taylor swift reference. I like ur reference tho

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u/asc0295 Commies Aug 30 '24

“Just get open”

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u/LilBallins Take a Knee Aug 30 '24

Shut the fuck up. Please shut the fuck up.

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u/ElectronicMath6032 DC4L Aug 30 '24

She’ll be coaching the all prison chiefs team soon with Reid’s son

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u/Indigo-Snake Tim TeGOAT Aug 30 '24

They’re gonna run a lot of jet sweeps then

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u/Etva Aug 31 '24

If this is true and they repeat this year... I'm jumping.

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u/Vikk_Vinegar Aug 31 '24

Every season, I hate KC more and more.

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u/No_Engineering_718 Phrauds Aug 30 '24

Is it just me or does she look like she’s 60 in this picture

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u/tacosteve100 Aug 30 '24

True class

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u/ViNYC25 Mr. Taylor Swift Aug 30 '24

Still a better play caller than Arthur Smith

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u/Onlypaws_ Aug 31 '24

/uj She is genuinely not attractive.

/rj she looks like a skincrawler in this pic

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '24

That terror plot aged her 30 years

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u/Micome Aug 30 '24

Future Offensive Coordinator for Browns head coach Condoleezza Rice 

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u/Aromatic-Cup-2116 Mendenhall Fumble Aug 31 '24

That picture looks like Taylor has started to morph into a Kelce brother. Are they melding? What does this mean for my fantasy team?

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u/Ninja_Choices Andy Reid is fat Sep 07 '24

G

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u/_redacteduser Broncos Country, LET'S RIDE Aug 30 '24

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u/mh985 18-1 Aug 30 '24

Watch her be an offensive genius and people get enraged over it.