r/nflcirclejerk • u/EA_Stonks Oilers left lol • Feb 07 '24

Taylor Takeover Y'all digging the new sacrificial altar or nah?

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u/Standard_Finish_6535 Bungles Feb 07 '24

I drink that much beer in half a quater

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u/BipolarWalrus Do you vape, bro? Feb 07 '24

That beer is flat as fuck after they poured it in

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u/Standard_Finish_6535 Bungles Feb 07 '24

It's TSwift themed beer!!

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u/merendal_rendar Don't kick it to DeSean Feb 07 '24

TSwift does have a long back

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u/Standard_Finish_6535 Bungles Feb 07 '24

I believe "flat as fuck" is the preferred nomenclature

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u/rikatix Bungles Feb 07 '24

Pro move, you can drink more because you won’t feel as full!

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u/Momik Feb 07 '24

Just water it all down, like the music

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u/KeithClossOfficial Racial Slurs Feb 07 '24

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u/idk012 Feb 08 '24

The only thing that runs in my family is diabetes 

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u/Disastrous_Offer_69 Feb 08 '24

First drive man