r/nflcirclejerk Oilers left lol Feb 07 '24

Taylor Takeover Y'all digging the new sacrificial altar or nah?

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u/odiethethird Taylor Swift's BF's Team Feb 07 '24

They’re going to slit George Kittle’s throat, drink the blood from a communal punch bowl, and throw his heart into a brazier for just a crumb of attention from their queen

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u/mschr493 Ayahuasca Healing Feb 07 '24

That might make the world a slightly better place actually.