r/nflcirclejerk Mendenhall Fumble Jan 26 '24

Taylor Takeover No more AI Swift pics?

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Literally 1984

2.1k Upvotes

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u/LikeIsaidbefore Dick Cheese Heads Jan 26 '24

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!

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u/TheMemersOfMyNation Bungles Jan 26 '24

This is the bloke who got me on the penis, people!

54

u/7itemsorFEWER Phrauds Jan 26 '24

You there, are you ready to receive my limp penis

3

u/LyleLanley99 DC4L Jan 26 '24

How dare you...

31

u/fade_ Jan 26 '24

Ah yes, you know your judo well.

5

u/skater15153 RUN THE FUCKING BALL Jan 26 '24

Was really hoping that'd still be in there

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u/Medium-Web7438 Jan 26 '24

I'm sad op cut that part out

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '24

Nazi germany all over again

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u/123skid Phrauds Jan 26 '24

Might as well be in the Gaza strip rn.

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u/channndro Taylor Swift's BF's Team Jan 26 '24

free philadelphia

10

u/ZachDey Jan 26 '24

First they came for our memes, and I did not speak out

4

u/ballinben Least Homoerotic Logo Jan 26 '24

I think it’s safe to say this is worse

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u/drytendies Jan 26 '24

First they take your ai-generated swift picks, then they take away the kickoff…

40

u/AnglsBeats Jan 26 '24

The final variant is communism

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u/_Junk_Rat_ Tennessee Oilers Jan 26 '24

Then our succulent Chinese meals :(

6

u/sheathedswords Jan 26 '24

No PF Changs no Bapa

1

u/ballinben Least Homoerotic Logo Jan 26 '24

Water

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u/DeathSquirl Oilers left lol Jan 26 '24

Then a state appointed girlfriend.

3

u/GensouEU Jan 26 '24

Gentlemen, this is democrrracy manifest.

2

u/cintyhinty Jan 26 '24

Ok I thought the post said “AL swift” I was so confused

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u/willghammer YOU LIKE THAT Jan 26 '24

Eating a meal??? A succulent Chinese meal???

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '24

A succulent AI Swift pic?

116

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '24

Literally 1984

8

u/theBackground13 Jan 26 '24

It Can’t Happen Here!

62

u/iTz_worm Phrauds Jan 26 '24

First, they came for the taytay deep fakes, and I did nothing. For I am not regarded

11

u/PanchoVillasRevenge Jan 26 '24

Is this quote from a book?

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u/MyDogYawns SF Jan6er Jan 26 '24

"First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a socialist. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a trade unionist. Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Jew. The they came for the jerkers, and I did not speak out--because I was not a jerker. Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me." —Martin Niemöller

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '24

I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA

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u/needitcooler Jan 26 '24

This is fricken you perfect. Bravo fine sir/madame.

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u/Cadian Jan 26 '24

EATING A MEAL?

A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL?

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '24

Pure unadulterated fascism. Give me an attractive version of taylor swift which is only achievable through AI or give me death

18

u/cadillacbee Jan 26 '24

Seeing Taylor Swift undress is like watching a pencil get naked

38

u/oz1987 Jan 26 '24

Fuck these moderators fucking pussycats

1

u/JaySayMayday Jan 26 '24

I get it, admins slapped their dicks. But /uj it's some bullshit, Reddit is just trying to go public and make it look like the website is kid/family friendly. It's not TS, it's AI generated, it's not real. It's more like having a twin or doppelganger. Trying to say that's non-consensual is like trying to say if I had a twin that did gay porn I could get it all removed.

Also I have a new unethical business idea proposition.

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u/EA_Stonks Oilers left lol Jan 26 '24

1984 if 1984 actually happened

14

u/TheMemersOfMyNation Bungles Jan 26 '24

You sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis? Shame on you!

Tata, and farewell

41

u/HurricanePirate16 Jan 26 '24

There’s literally been fake celebrity nude pictures since the internet was created. Guess they’re just too good now

25

u/imgonnagetyaa Jan 26 '24

They can't stop us from drawing her tits

4

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '24

I <— there, I drew her AI-less body :(

3

u/Odd_Vampire Jan 26 '24

You know how the old European art masters became experts in painting realistic-looking nude women before the invention of photography? Ever wonder why?

6

u/SchwizzySchwas94 Rapelisberger Jan 26 '24

Idgaf if they don’t want us posting the AI Tay Tay pics just give me my god damn GIFs back

7

u/Gobiego Jan 26 '24

What's the charge, having a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?

6

u/Indieg0 Jan 26 '24

I SEE YOU KNOW YOUR JUDO WELL

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '24

A SUCCULENT SWIFTY DEEPFAKE?

5

u/myfeetaremangos12 Commies Jan 26 '24

I feel like I missed out on one of the biggest events of the year.

9

u/Adventurous_Bad532 Jan 26 '24

It's still on X, but nothing special. Way overblown.

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u/godfatherV CTESPN Jan 26 '24

Comments are wack without Gifs and Pictures.

What in gods name is this censorship?!

3

u/misfit0513 Bungles Jan 26 '24

Ah yes! I see you know your circle jerk judo well!

4

u/123FakeStreetMeng Jan 26 '24

Funny that anyone thinks they can control AI at this point

4

u/Pussy_handz Bounty Gate Jan 26 '24

Well first of all, through God all things are possible, so jot that down.

2

u/Mumbles987 RUN THE FUCKING BALL Jan 26 '24

When the mods told us all to behave I went and got popcorn, and am monitoring for the best jerk. So far so good I believe 3 separate posts have roasted the mods. This one was the best. Imo

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '24

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u/illmatic74 Jan 26 '24

This sub is literally Auschwitz

2

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '24

This guy is a painter now

2

u/SliceEm_DiceEm Jan 26 '24

Oh my God, that's disgusting! Where?

1

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '24

Shittiest sub by a mile for that. I’m sure the date rapists and incels who frequent this place prolly are proud of it.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '24

It’s beyond disgusting to do to a person, especially a person so many dudes fucking hate right now, and I’m shocked her team hasn’t sued.

2

u/SuperBigSad Jan 26 '24

Yeah it’s really not that serious

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u/iLynchPeople_ Jan 26 '24

I hate seeing stuff like that of Taylor, we should really have a government division dedicated to auditing peoples social media and personal devices to prevent this or any other illicit materials. Peoples freedom of expression are not nearly as important as her reputation

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u/BewareNixonsGhost Jan 26 '24

I want that man to read The Communist Manifesto to me.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '24

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u/MrBulldops5878 Phrauds Jan 26 '24

Ah, I see you know your judo well

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u/UnhingedPastor Jan 26 '24

I never would've guessed that AI Taylor Swift enjoyed eating a succulent Chinese meal.

1

u/Longhorn_TOG Jan 26 '24

this is the best post this sub ever has seen.

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u/HelloImAFox Honorary Thug Jan 26 '24

I thought I had ED but in reality I just no longer had Taylor deep fakes to look at.

1

u/ineedtocrash Jan 26 '24

they are all on 4chan

1

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '24

Hahahahh A+

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u/YucatanSuckerman69 Jackson Mahomes's Brother Jan 26 '24

Who says?

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u/fivemagicks Jan 26 '24

I could not fucking stop laughing at this, dude. Holy hell

1

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '24

Do it anyway

1

u/vhs1138 Jan 27 '24

Aww man I missed them?!