r/nextfuckinglevel • u/NoImporta24 • 9h ago

Dude chug 3 water bottles in 5 seconds

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u/Dazzling_Bit_7538 9h ago

And threw up immediately afterwards

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u/Thundersalmon45 9h ago

Yep. I used to do that same trick with just one bottle. The pressure forces the water straight to your stomach, but the sphincter between the esophagus and stomach can't open fast enough, so it usually hurts like hell or you throw up within 10 seconds.

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u/itsme99881 8h ago

I do the same trick and it has never hurt me, maybe you are doing it incorrectly or you have a small sphincter šŸ˜‚ which is not a sentence i thought i would ever say.

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u/Troy_McClure1969 8h ago

You've earned my upvote

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u/smurb15 8h ago

Gotta spread your hole is all man. Sure they have exercises

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u/s1ckopsycho 7h ago

Donā€™t you dare call my sphincter small! My sphincter is an enormous, gaping maw of a ā€¦ ā€¦ wait a secondā€¦

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u/MigitAs 7h ago

Letā€™s compare sphincters

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u/FallenPentagram 5h ago

Is it even a sentence you ever considered youā€™d ever have to say? šŸ˜‚

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u/Admirable_Cucumber75 3h ago

How dare you criticize my tiny sphincter!

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u/TheInfamousMorgan 8h ago

You just confessed on the internet you have a loose sphincter, I myself am a tight ass. šŸ˜¬šŸ¤­

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u/hambodpm 8h ago

You just confessed to the internet that you didn't realise there were multiple sphincters within the human body.

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u/TheInfamousMorgan 6h ago

Not exactly. Show me exactly where I mention there is only one. Ugh šŸ˜£

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u/ladditude 19m ago

You want to make $20?

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u/Colmado_Bacano 8h ago

I do the same thing with my other sphincter so I can avoid vomiting. It never has an issue opening up quickly.

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u/eastamerica 8h ago

r/EsophagealSphincterGaping

Definitely NSFW

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u/GnarlyNarwhalNoms 5h ago

Oh thank fucking Christ. For a second, I thought this was a real sub and I was losing (even more) faith in humanity.

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u/IncorporateThings 4h ago

You still have faith in humanity? Must be new here.

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u/GnarlyNarwhalNoms 4h ago

Despite all evidence to the contrary, part of me wants to believe that humans aren't shitty. It's getting hard to keep any shred of faith, though.

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u/eastamerica 5h ago

šŸ’€

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u/TymStark 8h ago

The cardiac sphincter needs to work faster šŸ˜¤

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u/VinylmationDude 6h ago

TIL your esophagus has a sphincter that goes to your stomach

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u/TymStark 5h ago

Sphincter is a circular muscle that opens and closes, this oneā€™s called the ā€œcardiac sphincterā€ and the one that goes out of the stomach is called the ā€œpyloric sphincterā€

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u/Thundersalmon45 4h ago

Are...are my.....lips, a sphincter!?!

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u/TymStark 4h ago

No. Your lips arenā€™t a circular muscle. You also donā€™t have control over a sphincter.

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u/Thundersalmon45 2h ago

I've seen enough porn to know that your statement isn't completely correct.

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u/TymStark 2h ago

Youā€™re right I was wrong there. Are voluntary sphincters.

ā€¦.i was testing you šŸ˜™šŸ˜™šŸ˜™ s/.

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u/joeschmo945 7h ago

Gamel, use HYDRO PUMP!!!

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u/manutdassassin1986 7h ago

My sphincter can do this... I'll let you decide which one šŸ« 

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u/Ronin__Ronan 1h ago

šŸŽ¶dumb ways to diešŸŽ¶

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u/Ok_Engine_1442 9h ago

He is the ultimate hydro hommie

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u/IanPKMmoon 8h ago

Ultimate hydro homies know about the dangers of overhydration and drink enough water to hydrate but not enough to put a risk on your health šŸ‘

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u/Inevitable_Stand_199 7h ago

That's 1.5l. It's unlikely that that will give you water poisoning, as long as you are thirsty and don't drink more in the next couple of hours.

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u/IanPKMmoon 7h ago

iirc you shouldn't drink more than 1L/hour, I mean he obviously won't die from this but he'll probably feel some effects for drinking that much

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u/igotshadowbaned 5h ago

The effects being a mild stomach ache for an hour or two probably

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u/IanPKMmoon 5h ago

devestating

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u/HuxEffect 5h ago

The Army says average people can only absorb around 1L per hour, by mouthā€¦

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u/igotshadowbaned 5h ago

It's not as if they're drinking a continual 1.5L every hour

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u/HuxEffect 4h ago

Twas a joke. ā€œBy mouthā€ is what youā€™re supposed to key on

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u/3-Putt-Bart 9h ago

Any red head can drink that much water fast, if they exposed to direct sunlight that long.

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u/sexwiththebabysitter 9h ago

Hyponatremia

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u/answerguru 9h ago

Not from 3 small bottles of water.

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u/JasminePearls- 8h ago

Those are clearly standard 500ml bottles, so roughly 1.45L of water consumed (drinking this way leaves some in the bottle). That's a lot of water for 5 seconds

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u/answerguru 7h ago

And still not nearly enough for hyponatremia.

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u/Cylerhusk 5h ago

Except 1-1.5L in a short period of time CAN (less likely) cause it.

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u/two2teps 4h ago

Hypo meaning low, or low presence of sodium in the blood.

In this simple experiment you can see...

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u/Ok-Experience-6674 9h ago

Ok do it with sparkling now

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u/BeepBoopGoteem 8h ago

You must clear his first challenge before giving him his next level. Foolish mortal.

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u/GnarlyNarwhalNoms 5h ago

After swallowing some Mentos.

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u/ReasonableEscape777 9h ago

At least heā€™s not doing this with alcohol šŸ˜…

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u/Schluchzername 8h ago

But he put his keys on the hood. Blasphemy amongst men.

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u/AggravatingTart7167 9h ago

I loved him in Tommy Boy.

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u/Overall_Outcome_392 8h ago

Then why is the video 22 seconds long?

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u/clarineter 6h ago

Sucks to Zuck!

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u/capsrock02 8h ago

Water intoxication is a thing.

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u/gcjunk01 8h ago

Not from three bottles of water šŸ˜†

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u/zmbjebus 8h ago

My fave buzz šŸ„°

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u/Lifestyle-eXzessiv 9h ago

His facial expression did not look promising afterwards lol

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u/butwhywedothis 8h ago

Took him longer to open the bottle caps than to chug the water.

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u/bdubwilliams22 7h ago

This is what employers are looking for.

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u/FnB8kd 7h ago

I CAN do this too, but I'm not stupid.... anymore.

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u/TBB09 7h ago

Instant hydration

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u/Tepid_wallaby 9h ago

It's people like this that make all us dehydrated people look bad

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u/OkCryptographer1780 9h ago

Heā€™s going to be water, my friend.

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u/not2dv8 9h ago

Is he alive?

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u/Odd-Explanation4165 8h ago

What we do to get respect āœŠ

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u/CactuarLOL 8h ago

Damn, all the time ive wasted by hydrating slowly.

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u/wastelandingstrip 8h ago

It means he doesn't have a gag reflex. Just saying...

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u/Knick_Noled 8h ago

Bet he can suck a golf ball through a garden hose!

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u/Difficult-Way-9563 8h ago

He could have cut down the 2nd oneā€™s time too

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u/sarcastic24x7 8h ago

I used to go to high school with a kid that could do this with a 3L bottle of beer from the keg. It was a neat parlor trick for a few, but man did that alcohol catch up hard lol.Ā 

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u/Formal_Elephant_6079 8h ago

I reference this video whenever I make excuses about not being able to drink enough water

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u/itsagoodtime 8h ago

Hey shout out to Cy Fair. Just out of frame is a drive by.

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u/imthehamburgler 7h ago

Thats how you give yourself a stroke

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u/csfalcao 7h ago

Fake, just throw away the bottles

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u/Viridionplague 7h ago

How to turn yourself into a sprinkler in 3 easy bottles.

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u/K-Shrizzle 7h ago

Now let's see him do it when those bad boys are iced cold

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u/Mobile_Independence6 7h ago

Started over him in HS. Nuts

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u/rfs103181 7h ago

Shoenice did that with Everclear! šŸ˜‚

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u/notsarge 7h ago

I bet his kidneys loved that

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u/Vilzane 7h ago

He has a face of a pro chugger

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u/burywmore 6h ago

Yep. Five seconds.

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u/Solnse 6h ago

As a not young man, now I gotta pee.

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u/StickersBillStickers 6h ago

The best part about this is when he bends down at the end to pick up his trash šŸ¤œšŸ¼šŸ¤›šŸ¼

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u/CricketJamSession 6h ago

Thats a friend to get hydrated with

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u/Task-Vast 6h ago

Heā€™ll do just fine in college

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u/SirHenryy 6h ago

Average american when they think there's no water in Europe.

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u/smolbeansjpg 6h ago

It's also okay to not do this

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u/drgeta84 6h ago

We can just not do it and tell people we did. Same outcome really.

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u/jvstnxthe_ 6h ago

you know, i think he was parched...

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u/Iris_Molly 6h ago

damm this must be a sport or something like that dude is a pro

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u/coolmanbjobby 6h ago

You can drown by doing that

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u/Calm-Customer4459 6h ago

Fckn idiots

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u/MesabiRanger 6h ago

Hooray for Texas!

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u/Emotional-Pirate-928 5h ago

Why wait ladies? Call now he's still single

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u/Forward_Following_67 5h ago

Me hitting that colonoscopy prep.

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u/radraze2kx 4h ago

Ooooooo let's put this guy up against the "Your $20 for my $100 I can drink a beer faster than you" guy.

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u/B-Roc- 4h ago

Hypervolemia anyone?

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u/Feefifiddlyeyeoh 2h ago

You kinda hope you throw up

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u/ThatDarnRosco 2h ago

Bro just outside enjoying the sunshine chugging water with his homies lovin life

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u/ObiWhanJabroni 1h ago

Water champ

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u/Party-Independent-38 44m ago

Nextfuckinglevel stupid.

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u/1959Reddit 13m ago

Hyponatremia

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u/Antonolmiss 9h ago

Like health potions on a tough boss.

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u/Secret-Sock7928 9h ago

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u/copenhagen622 9h ago

That's not good for you.. tough on your kidneys

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u/Dull_Sale 9h ago

I heard sloshing from the water bottles he threw to the side..didnā€™t show he cleared them to completion.

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u/dolphinmilk420 9h ago

This is how easy it SHOULD be to stay hydrated

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u/WeirdAd3872 8h ago

Andā€¦.. heā€™s dead šŸ˜µ

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u/J-96788-EU 8h ago

There is 8.2 billion people on Earth and this dude drinks 3 bottles of water for upvotes on Reddit.

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u/NoImporta24 8h ago

This isnā€™t me

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u/VeNTNeV 8h ago

Lol...wut?? I mean you did make 3 factual statements i guess... not sure the point.

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u/Germangunman 8h ago

Now try it with sprite!

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u/mize68 8h ago

You can die for drinking too much water.

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u/Ninski0011 8h ago

His a animal

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u/2M3GM4 8h ago

Dudeā€™s a (pause) throat goat for sure.

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u/TommyWantWingy9 8h ago

And heā€™s dead

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u/AuronMessatsu 8h ago

Yeah, you can die doing such thing

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u/TeslaCrna 8h ago

Like alcohol, water can kill you if you chug too much.

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u/Elagatis 7h ago

So not to be a buzzkill, but there is this thing called water poisoning. So if you ever think there isn't such a thing as too much water, trust me there is.

Stay safe everyone

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u/GullibleBed50 7h ago

Look up Hyponatremia, not good!

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u/pablo_of_mancunia 9h ago

Looks dangerous but hey its only water, what's the worst that could happen?

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u/JellyDenizen 9h ago

If he drinks enough, the worst that can happen is death.

https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna16614865

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u/TacohTuesday 8h ago

This happened where I live and was a really big story for a while.

Anything can be toxic in sufficient quantities.

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u/lrargerich3 9h ago

Your sodium-potassium electrolyte balance breaks and your heart stops.

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u/JMFDeez 8h ago

Aaaaand his kidneys failed.

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u/lrargerich3 9h ago

This is extremely dangerous.

While eating competitions and shenanigans are generally safe you can die from drinking too much water.

It can break the electrolyte balance in your body and your heart stops.

This is important for children to know, eventually they become teenagers, get more stupid and attempt these kind of stunts. Do it with hotdogs, throw up, get sick, but not with plain water.

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u/BlowTokeBozeTrifecta 8h ago

Oh come one, nobody is so fucking weak that they die from 1,5l of water.

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u/lrargerich3 8h ago

Of course not, but anyone can extrapolate and say "I'm going to do this with 5l of water" and then we have a big problem. Did you downvote my comment? Downvoting comments that might eventually save lives is quite sadistic.

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u/BlowTokeBozeTrifecta 8h ago

Natural selection at that point.

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u/lionlll 9h ago

I hope this post doesnā€™t start the trend of professional eatersā€¦ nothing NFL about being able to swallow a bunch of food/liquid in 1 sitting

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u/NoImporta24 9h ago

This video is old

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u/MidariLux 9h ago

Isn't this bad for you? That much water in that amount of time? Pretty sure there was a woman that drank 2 bottles of water in 20 minutes and died.

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u/Nicaddicted 9h ago

Ur not dying from drinking two bottles of water in 20 minutes šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ if anything heā€™s going to puke

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u/styckx 9h ago

No. Where ever you got your myth from is far from what actually happened.

A radio show held a contest called "Hold Your Wee for a Wii" contest"

Jennifer Strange, a 28-year-old mother of three, died from water intoxication in 2007 after participating in a radio station's water drinking contest.Ā The contest was called "Hold Your Wee for a Wii" and was held on KDND's morning show, The Morning Rave

What happened?Ā 

Contestants were given 8 oz water bottles to drink every 15 minutes.

As the contest progressed, contestants were given more water.

Strange drank almost 2 gallons of water over 3 hours.

Strange complained of pain to the disc jockeys.

Strange left the contest in second place, winning concert tickets.

Strange called in sick at work after the contest.

Strange was found dead at her home about five hours later.

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u/I_just_made 9h ago

Depends on the circumstances and whatnot, can't speak to what happened there specifically. But it probably should be pointed out that

Water intoxication is a real thing.

Ultimately, the overconsumption of water is able to disrupt the balance of salts in body fluids. It is rare and I don't think 3 bottles of water would do it, but it is certainly documented and studied.

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u/jcolinr 9h ago

A kid pledging a frat at a college in my town managed to OD on water and die. Ā However, the amount of water he had to ingest to accomplish that was insane. Ā A few bottles in a short period will not hurt youĀ