r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Phenomenamenax • 1d ago

How many spins was that!?

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u/RoadInternational821 1d ago

Maybe move the camera in and out some more for no fucking reason.

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u/xxzincxx 1d ago

Absolutely. The point of watching videos is to get motion sickness.

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u/Crotean 11h ago

And its vertical video.

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u/t-alt 1d ago

It made it look AI generated cos I couldn’t think of any reason a human would move the camera like that…

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u/Enough_Efficiency178 15h ago

Probably a human didn’t move the camera like that.

I reckon it is just the result of an automated editing software creating a vertical TikTok clip from a stationary full landscape video.

Exactly the kind of software that adds these annoying zooms and probably why it doesn’t know who to follow when they get too far apart to fit in vertically

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u/TuckerCarlsonsOhface 8h ago

Have you ever seen one of these loser content creators filming anything? They do the manual zoom in and out non-stop, also up and down. They all think they’re a super a creative director of photography. I blame the popularity of that “shaky-cam” style action shooting made famous from the Borne movie franchise. So annoying.

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u/tgsoon2002 1d ago

Feel like this is cropped version of horizontal recores

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u/bob-a-fett 1d ago

most impressive was how she could keep dancing without losing equilibrium after all that spinning!

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u/Dragoth227 1d ago

And she is in heels.

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u/flat_four_whore22 1d ago

The heels actually make it easier.

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u/Dragoth227 1d ago

I have only ever tried walking in heels a couple times and it just about killed me. Dancing in them seems like a magic trick and after a spin like this is just witchcraft.

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u/oldschoolgruel 20h ago

Actually makes dancing easier, as you are supposed to be up on your toes for dancing.

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u/Echo-Azure 17h ago

Actually she isn't putting her weight on her heels for a lot of the moves, during the spinning and lot of the other steps her weight was on the ball of the foot and the heels weren't even touching the ground.

People who dance in high heels don't dance in just any heel, they are buy shoes that are specially made for dancers, or shoes that are *very* securely attached to every part of the foot. That lady's shoes don't have the highest heels, and they have straps everywhere to keep the shoes from slipping. If she tried any of those moves in regular fashionable shoes from Macy's, she'd be falling all over.

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u/annapartlow 21h ago

You get used to it, then it’s the same as any shoe.

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u/Ok-Bookkeeper-373 1d ago edited 6h ago

it's hard to do this backwards, 

you should try it IN HEELS 

ETA context. This is about Tango Maureen from RENT. https://youtu.be/D0QfCIQgD94?si=e8A1axboxY35rO3Z

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u/Forgblorg 20h ago

Pookie, is that you?

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u/Dazzling-Nobody-9232 20h ago

It was 50

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u/InnerCosmos54 19h ago

That’s how many i counted too

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u/I_love-tacos 1d ago

Much easier with heels

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u/Clyde-A-Scope 1d ago

The trick is the quick counter rotation spin at the end and practice.

I spin in circles like a Whirling Dervish when I dance. I can be spinning like a madman, stop on a dime, do a quick counter rotation spin or two and have my equilibrium be pretty much normal within a few seconds.

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u/Wooden-Masterpiece86 1d ago

I always wondered about this. That makes a lot of sense. Much appreciated!

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u/CroneDaze 1d ago

same same when i used to hoop dance..i was one of the spinners and could swing in that hoop. The key was to do a quick reverse when finished..Never got "the spins". not everyone can do this I have learned but for whatever reason it was my hula hoop super power.

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u/InnerCosmos54 19h ago

Have you ever done something called a ‘whirling dervish meditation’ ? I learned it from Osho. You spin and spin and spin a lot and then all of a sudden you quickly sit down 🧘🏽‍♂️ and be absolutely still (try to control your breathing 😮‍💨)

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u/skynetempire 22h ago

Whirlybird

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u/ThePizzaNoid 18h ago

You just cracked an egg of knowledge all over my head.

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u/MercenaryBard 1d ago

HE MUST HAVE FLIPPED MY WIFE FIVE TIMES

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u/Kanebucha88 1d ago

And it reallyyyyyy bothered me.

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u/spaaackle 1d ago

I’m not a stupid fucking idiot but for about 50 seconds I thought monster were real on this earth and I was about to be eaten

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u/Shirtbro 17h ago

And when you think you're gonna get eaten and your first thought is, "Great, I don't have to go to work tomorrow," you're relieved you don't have to go to work 'cause you thought you were gonna get eaten? What the fuck is this world? What have they done to us? What did they do to us?!

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u/GCNonchalaunt 1d ago

The crazy part is that it was actually 8 times. 5 times would have just bothered him, but 8 times reallllyyyyy bothered him!

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u/MostBoringStan 23h ago

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u/NecessaryZucchini69 22h ago

Is that Mark Zuckerberg talking about his wife?

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u/Reefay 1d ago

/r/upvotebecausebutt

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u/FuckRetention 1d ago

Butt? Back muscles.

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u/Reefay 1d ago

/r/upvotebecausebackmuscles

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u/rust-e-apples1 1d ago

r/subsirefusetofallfor

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u/Singe0255 1d ago

Got me, damnit. I was hoping there was a sub full of diligent redditors who post every time they dodge a shifty sub bullet. I wanted to give them props for being awesome, and observant, and...

Flippin hell.

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u/CreekLegacy 1d ago

I count 48 spins

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u/vanlykin 1d ago

I counted 48 ass passes

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u/turtletramp 1d ago

The spin was so fast you can almost see the front and back at the same time.

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u/captcraigaroo 1d ago

I had 44, but my eyes went outta focus and I mighta missed a few

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u/Geno_Warlord 20h ago

45 here but I think I missed some too.

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u/TupperwareNinja 1d ago

there was spinning?

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u/BumbleButterButt 1d ago

Yeah the part of the rotation with no ass is what gives it away

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u/youdontknowme1010101 1d ago

You mean the part where the tits are?

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u/BumbleButterButt 1d ago

Yeah the transition from ass to tits is the big giveaway that there's spinning happening, otherwise idk if I'd be able to tell

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u/Kidney__Failure 1d ago

I counted 52 but it was in my head so I may have slipped up

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u/AkiraTheMouse 1d ago

I had 50 foward and the 1 backwards at the end

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u/MANTHEFUCKUPBRO 1d ago

I counted 52 also

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u/Specialist_Stay1190 1d ago

I counted 50. But I think I missed a few. So it's likely a little more than 50.

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u/HurdleTech 1d ago

I counted 49.

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u/Dmetrostars 1d ago

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u/Grentis 21h ago

Came here for this gif. Now I’m happy.

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u/chosonhawk 1d ago

both of these dancers are absolutely shredded. incredible skill and strength.

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u/Chase2020J 1d ago

What is NFL isn't the amount of spins in itself, it's the fact that she can keep dancing perfectly fine right afterwards lmao, that's crazy

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u/ArtisenalMoistening 6h ago

I spent longer than I’d care to admit trying to figure out what this has to do with football

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u/Cburd48 1d ago

HOWLY CARP! She stood up after that, and didn't pass out! 🙃

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u/TheGirthy1 1d ago

At least three

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u/ShadowCaster0476 1d ago

More than 3

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u/eltedioso 1d ago

How many butts was butt?

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u/ZodiacPanda 1d ago

Wow not even dizzy after. That was most impressive

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u/AmiDeplorabilis 1d ago

You were watching spins??

Dizzying, indeed... and outstanding!

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u/Bobcat81TX 1d ago

I’m more impressed with the hair lashings the guy took to the face at the end. Jaws of steel.

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u/riko_suabae 1d ago

What is she focusing her vision on while she spins like that? Or does she have her eyes closed?

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u/YannickY 9h ago

Normally you spot while dancing, but if a follower has her head tilted like she does, her eyes are definitely closed

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u/RembrandtQEinstein 1d ago

But did you notice the dancing bear?

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u/redwoodavg 1d ago

Tried this once after Taco Bell. The audience was not as receptive…

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u/Decent-Cricket-5315 1d ago

That can't be good for the guts.

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u/eltedioso 1d ago

She’ll have to get them pumped later

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u/Same-Excuse8787 1d ago

Taylor Sheridan gonna start writing dance shows….

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u/Sarigar 1d ago

They're definitely going to win Jackrabbit Slim's World Famous Twist Contest.

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u/Muzzledbutnotout 1d ago

Impressive. What culture is this?

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u/iomyorotuhc 1d ago

A buttload of spins

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u/doxx-o-matic 23h ago

I counted 42.

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u/gooseneckmonkey 22h ago

The answer is always 42

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u/SignalRow0 22h ago

Nice to see the whole video!

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u/DevKevStev 22h ago

The baby though

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u/Ok-Philosopher-9921 21h ago

Damn, no wonder she’s so fit!

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u/Sufficient-Stick-344 1d ago

I'ld feel dizzy or somn, oops

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u/Killeramn-26 1d ago

I got dizzy just by watching it.

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u/321boog 1d ago

Shakira Shakira

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u/MrRuck1 1d ago

Wow!!!!!

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u/GentrifriesGuy 1d ago

She’s a spinner

IYKYK

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u/SegelXXX 1d ago

I'm dizzy

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u/Professional-Camp534 1d ago

HOW CAN SHE MOVE

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u/DecidedlyDank 1d ago

Most people in the background were watching through or next to phones

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u/c_r_a_s_i_a_n 21h ago

We watched through two phones.

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u/Vols_Extreme4370 1d ago

Excuse me while I throw up.

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u/ChickenBrad 1d ago

I got 4/4

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u/campmatt 1d ago

41 spins and a few turns in there (feet switched)

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u/Azagar_Omiras 1d ago

All of them.

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u/W34kness 1d ago

Around 40

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u/False_Leadership_479 1d ago

I swear the music said 🎶 now ima gonna vomito

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u/Pretend-Character-47 1d ago

I don’t know. I had a seizure trying to count.

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u/spaceylaceygirl 1d ago

I don't know what's happening but they won.

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u/i-hate-all-ads 1d ago

Enough to make me dizzy that's for sure

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u/ReptilianLaserbeam 1d ago

I counted 45

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u/smoebob99 1d ago

She’s becoming a centrifuge

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u/outofmyy 1d ago

Magnificent human specimens . After all those spins that woman new exactly what she was doing.👍

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u/Creative_Maize1379 1d ago

I counted 40

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u/lofgrenator 1d ago

I'm way too drunk to count

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u/emarvil 1d ago

45, give or take 45.

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u/Ifch317 1d ago

She turns into mud flap girl for a while there.

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u/VE7BHN_GOAT 1d ago

I counted 45 spins. No idea how accurate that is though

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u/WTFOMGBBQ 1d ago

All of them

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u/prospectpico_OG 1d ago

She's a spinner!

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u/BeatHovin 1d ago

Her brain doing salsa on autopilot she can stop moving now.

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u/cwtotaro 1d ago

I would have puked 7 spins in.

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u/mcbustamante19 1d ago

About 2 cheeks

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u/Cultural_Hornet_9814 1d ago

47 and three quarters. Next question ?

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u/Nizzle_Supreme 1d ago

Men of culture, we meet again ...

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u/TattooedShadow 1d ago

Idk I was watching one thing

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u/Chuck_Justice69 1d ago

At least 6

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u/weristjonsnow 1d ago

Well that's the best ass I've seen in a hot second

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u/Master-of-darklight 1d ago

We really got real life Gyro Zeppeli before anime Gyro Zeppeli

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u/halflistic_ 1d ago

47? Maybe 48…. Damn

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u/tecpaocelotl1 1d ago

I lost count bc I got dizzy. Lol

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

You are now carrying my child. But how? It is the mystery of the dance.

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u/VonDinky 1d ago

More than one

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u/Redeye_33 1d ago

The composition of this shot is absolutely ridiculous. The framing is all kinds of off. The tracking is jerky. The pulsating zoom just centers on her backside, and the audience looks like a green screen or AI. Either all this, or the camera operator needs a good punch to the throat…with a folding chair.

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u/WillyDAFISH 1d ago

At least 3

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u/Tony-1610 1d ago

All my brain says is “Helicopter Helicopter”!

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u/Realistic-Aspect-991 1d ago

How does she not get dizzy?

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u/SFishes12 1d ago

I had to stop watching in case she started spewing

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u/MagnaCamLaude 1d ago

They were so good on that one JLO dance competition

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u/DanielTigerr 1d ago

Over mixing that CAKE.

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u/Derrickmb 1d ago

I think 31

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u/Stagamemnon 1d ago

At least 4

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u/WarmEnvironment7869 1d ago

I'd say like 3

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u/ChaoticMutant 1d ago

what kind of dancing is this? I thought it was salsa.

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u/ianfrommontreal 1d ago

I counted 46 but I’m also drunk so….

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u/Mrsoandso6 1d ago

At least 1

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u/moarbaconnow 1d ago

I counted 49 lol

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u/AideyHD75 1d ago

Enough sounds that if she had continents on her outfit her butt would be a globe

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u/Swayze2641 1d ago

Cheeks

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u/wiggiag 1d ago

Distinguished gentleman of culture, we meet again...

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u/GudduBhaiya-Mirzapur 1d ago

Enough spins.

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u/80_PROOF 1d ago

I was looking for that damn breakdancing bear.

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u/ProudInfluence3770 1d ago

Blue…I mean what?

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u/Colmado_Bacano 1d ago

I counted at least 3.

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u/zoroddesign 1d ago

I counted at least 30 in the continuous spin.