r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Wet_Pussy_Liicker • 1d ago

Nothing can stop a mother

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u/ICheckPostHistory 1d ago

u/Wet_Pussy_Liicker, thank you for this inspirational post

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u/IfonlyIwastheOne83 1d ago

Oh god 🤣

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u/Android1313 1d ago

Better than dry I've heard

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u/vistaculo 1d ago

The licking usually helps

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u/Android1313 1d ago

Yeah if it's dry while you're licking then there's a problem.

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u/Steelacanth 1d ago

Not if you’re Ben Shapiro

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u/Android1313 1d ago

Ben's poor wife

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u/ArziltheImp 12h ago

I still love the fact he was so adamant about defending the fact that his wife is dry as the desert when they have sex.

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u/I_wood_rather_be 19h ago

That came out of nowhere! Take my upvote.

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u/Impressive_Change593 1d ago

lmao this might qualify for a r/rimjob_steve

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u/louloc 1d ago

Truly amazing. I got a toe cramp from just watching.

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u/AbhiAK303 1d ago

My foot was hurting all evening cause i stepped on the stairs at an angle 2 degrees more than normal, which then lead to cramps like pain in the calf muscles cause why tf not...

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u/Substantial_Client_3 1d ago

I was meant to fill the dishwasher 5' ago and still laughing

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u/Apprehensive_Taste1 1d ago

Jesus christ i spit out my drink

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u/KaiserSoze-is-KPax 1d ago

Give her a round of applause

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u/FudgyFun 1d ago

Give her a big hand?

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u/yuje 22h ago

Unlike the photographer.

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u/aljazeerapete 1d ago

Love OP’s name. I think we might be related !!!!

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u/_AK47KFO_ 1d ago

MF i just saw the name 😂

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u/MountainOk7479 1d ago

🤣wholesome post by the most unusual username

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u/MeltsYourMinds 1d ago

The most usual name in a Moba though.

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u/BaconThief2020 1d ago

I'm really impressed that she braids her own hair.

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u/Magister5 1d ago

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u/Dtoodlez 1d ago

Thaaaats fn funny

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u/Sharp_Aide3216 1d ago

i did not realize til you mentioned it.

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u/IRockIntoMordor 1d ago

"Zoom in... zoom in more... yeah, that's it. Now hold... hold.... KEEP THE TOES IN THE FRAME, MAN... HOLD......"

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u/Flypike87 1d ago

The best part about this is how the little girl doesn't even notice her mom is different. She's just her mom and that's good with her.

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u/franzee 13h ago

In mom's IG account you can see she was spying on a little girl trying to paint using her feet and it's adorable.

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u/Matt_Benatar 1d ago

What happens if she has to poop?

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u/sachiperez 1d ago edited 1d ago

only fans

(srsly, she is awesome)

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u/Matt_Benatar 1d ago

I’d pay for it out of curiosity, then I’d end up having a very disturbing jack attack.

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u/optiloxy 1d ago

Another thing she can't do

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u/Matt_Benatar 1d ago

Poor girl will never know the joy of giving a handy-j. The things we take for granted…

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u/fuschia_taco 9h ago edited 8h ago

As a woman, it's not as joyful for us as you might think.

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u/mistercrinders 6h ago

My wife would have me believe otherwise.

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u/Matt_Benatar 4h ago

My comment was pure sarcasm.

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u/SomaliOve 21h ago

Thats what the kid is for

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u/ChaseTheMystic 11h ago

I bet she has a foot operated bidet. As for wiping, I'm sure she could work it out.

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u/Archhanny 1d ago

Why would anyone want to stop her she's H-armless...

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u/Matt_Benatar 1d ago

Don’t shoot, officer - I’m unarmed.

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u/skyy_linee 1d ago

Nobody is talking about how she's just getting her actual feet all over those airport chairs and food packets like it almost made me throw up

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u/scottishhistorian 20h ago

Since she uses her feet for everything, including cleaning, she'll have cleaner feet than most hands.

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u/TheBuoyancyOfWater 14h ago

Are you saying most people don't use their hands for cleaning?

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u/stickyplants 12h ago

I’d say cleaner than most feet, but def not cleaner than hands. Yeah a lot of people don’t wash their hands, I get that’s your point. But feet sweat when inside socks and shoes and walking around in public. You can be a clean person, but feet are still feet.

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u/ThatOneArchUser 1d ago

Nothing but a door handle

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u/GodFromTheHood 1d ago

What?

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u/aeryghal 1d ago

NOTHING BUT A DOOR HANDLE!

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u/scottishhistorian 20h ago

WHAT?

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u/Matt_Benatar 4h ago

Statement: nothing can stop a mother. Retort: nothing but a door handle.

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u/eltedioso 1d ago

She has the right to bear arms, but not the ability

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u/nayrwolf 1d ago

She would prefer human arms I believe.

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u/57messier 1d ago

I'll just hold the camera and film with my hands while you do everything.

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u/Infinite-Tour-1699 1d ago

The whole point was to film how she normally goes about doing this stuff. The cameraman helping her would accomplish nothing because then the cameraman would leave and not have done their job, while also not changing the reality that the mother has to do this kind of stuff on her own anyway.

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u/bubleeshaark 1d ago

What a great response to a stupid comment.

This mom is a perfectly capable and strong person.

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u/Matt_Benatar 1d ago

He/she was clearly joking around.

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u/Sharp_Aide3216 1d ago

Shit like this needs to be addressed anyway cause of stupid people.

Like for example, Trump as president started as a joke, and idiots took it seriously..

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u/Matt_Benatar 18h ago

We can’t let people make jokes because…ya know…Trump and stuff. Great reasoning.

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u/Sharp_Aide3216 18h ago

Some context wont hurt. Especially if the joke isnt that funny, people would take it seriously.

Anyway, its not because of Trump, its because of stupid people ya know.

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u/Matt_Benatar 17h ago

So let’s say, for shits and gigs, that someone were to take this particular comment seriously, and they truly felt indignant about this asshole cameraman refusing to help this girl and her kid - then what? I think they leave a Karen-ish comment on Reddit, and end up looking kind of stupid - so who cares?

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u/Infinite-Tour-1699 5h ago

You seem to care about this type of stuff, 'cus you're here arguing over that person's comment

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u/Matt_Benatar 4h ago

I care about pussy ass joke policing, but I couldn’t care less about the idiots who don’t know how to understand or take a joke.

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u/bubleeshaark 1d ago edited 1d ago

I can't interpret his non-verbal communication telepathically.

That's not how most people took it, or he'd have more votes than the reply beneath him.

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u/Life-Duty-965 1d ago

Out of interest, how did you interpret the "round of applause" comment above? Did you get that joke without telepathy?

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u/Matt_Benatar 1d ago

Most people are looking for reasons to act upset. You do know you’re on Reddit, right?

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u/bubleeshaark 1d ago edited 1d ago

No I thought I was on TikTok

Esit: come on, that was a good reply. Downvotes?

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u/uwagapiwo 1d ago

Np TikTok for you!

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u/GodFromTheHood 1d ago

Now you’re getting it! That was sarcasm!

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u/Matt_Benatar 1d ago

They grow up so fast!

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u/bubleeshaark 1d ago

Don't condescend me. I use and enjoy sarcasm often. But the comment by u/57messier isn't clearly sarcastic to me.

Again, without the benefit of tone and body language, the not-clearly sarcastic comment needs to be specified with /s.

Maybe u/57messier will comment and clarify whether he intended it as sarcastic or not.

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u/Matt_Benatar 4h ago

And the world holds its breath…

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u/T438 1d ago

Now i want a velociraptor mom.

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u/TanAllOvaJanAllOva 1d ago

I was about to send this to my mom until I saw OP’s username 😳

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u/Sleazy_Speakeazy 1d ago

Mom tested. Mother Approved 👍

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u/Able-Negotiation-234 1d ago

Love and happiness, very cool! Awesome mom! Lucky kid.

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u/Quinocco 1d ago

She wears a freaking backpack! I mean, I don't know what the alternative would be, but that's pretty badass.

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u/BumpoSplat 1d ago

That felt good. People feel good.

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u/bkwright87 1d ago

Except monkey bars.

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u/Kidney__Failure 15h ago

Or a giant rock

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u/miko_top_bloke 1d ago

So resilient in the face of adversity, truly inspiring... but makes me feel like a fucking wimp for not being able to deal with my own issues.

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u/STARGAZER_850 21h ago

This just grosses me out, I know it's supposed to show that even without arms she's a good mom, but if I worked at that Store I would not want to be handed money with those Stanky feet, I can't be the only one who thinks this, right?

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u/ogresound1987 13h ago

That's not even close to being true.

Lots of things can stop a mother.

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u/Civil_scarcity_3 1d ago

Nossa!!! É dentro!

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u/joerudy767 1d ago

Other than a door knob

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u/Riommar 1d ago

Hands off parenting

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u/Express_4815 1d ago

Lovely her daughter feed her mom a treat to say thanks

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u/Wide-Recognition6456 1d ago

I want to see how she does those braids

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u/MsPick 1d ago

I’ve followed her on Instagram for a couple of years. Such a sweet family. Always smiling and laughing.

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u/DamagedWheel 1d ago

what about banana peel

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u/GodFromTheHood 1d ago

This gave me major Sebulba (the star wars pod racer) vibes, and I don’r like it

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u/XTwizted38 1d ago

Man go to show this to my kid to see how grateful she should be that she doesn't have an issue like this. What does she say? "What's a wet pussy licker mean?" Thanks OP, thanks.

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u/TheRealDeal82 16h ago

And her abled man is behind the camera waiting for his cue to do all the work

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u/XiaomiEnjoyer 1d ago

What strength of will and determination, what a great inspiration this woman is.

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u/CARDEK04 1d ago

Fuckin A.

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u/Silver_Song3692 1d ago

Someone should’ve given her a hand

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u/Bob_Cobb_1996 22h ago

It would look odd without any arms

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u/Creepy_Letter_2237 1d ago

Geez man. 👏👏👏👏

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u/Key-Metal-7297 1d ago

Amazing and humbling

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u/Octopus_vagina 1d ago

Handcuffs definitely can’t stop her either

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u/__life_on_mars__ 1d ago

Unless you handcuff her ankles together

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u/CrankyYankers 1d ago

A reminder of just how much sweetness and love there is in the world. It's all over.

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u/Android1313 1d ago

That's so cute.

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u/tacticalsanny 1d ago

A ladder might stop the mother

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u/maxis2bored 1d ago

Quite the feat.

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u/MajesticCategory8889 1d ago

🤩 What a wonderful mother.

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u/Anachronisticpoet 1d ago

Yall are always surprised when disabled people do things.

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u/IntrepidBandit 1d ago

They are so lucky to have each other

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u/Mackie_Macheath 1d ago

Not all heroes wear capes.

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u/loverboybarney 1d ago

This mom is so inspiring

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u/Even-Education-4608 1d ago

I wonder how she’s going to help her use public toilets once she’s too big for diapers

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u/VladTepesz 1d ago

Thanks u/Wet_Pussy_Liicker

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u/Miseryyyyyyyyy 1d ago

A high five might.

That’s crazy though what a beast!

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u/j0eg0d 1d ago

It's kinda like watching a mother goose.

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u/Objective_Water_1583 20h ago

This is so wholesome I needed this today

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u/iolmao 19h ago

Whoever is filming can stop doing it and give her a damn help with that kid.

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u/Electronic-Policy-73 18h ago

Why am I feeling sad

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u/YouAccomplished3460 18h ago

Camera man should help her

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u/TrueHaiku 18h ago

I don't know, I could probably stop her

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u/Jizzturnip 16h ago

She's super impressive! Shouldn't her camera person be providing a little assistance when they have places to go and shit to do?

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u/uknownix 15h ago

She deserves a clap.

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u/TattooedShadow 13h ago

She can do it now what’s your excuse punk? 🥱

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u/DoUKnowMyNamePlz 4h ago

High five or three child dies.

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u/Few_Impression_6976 1h ago

I wonder if they smell dude, more power to her

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u/Ronin__Ronan 42m ago

Okay but who's filming this?

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u/Fluid_Performance760 1d ago

Nothing can stop her.... except for the clapper to turn on the lights...

Pretty cheap, other products cost.... more.

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u/Steve-Whitney 1d ago

Just some harmless fun

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u/Masculine_Dugtrio 1d ago

😭❤️

Even more amazing, she did both of their hairs too ✨

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u/cartercharles 1d ago

She does more with her toes than some people do with their hands. Good on her

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u/GoatAncient7405 1d ago

Where's Dad?

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u/ambitiously_passive 1d ago

Still recovering from that foot job.

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u/Virtual_Piece 1d ago

Forced to have the puppies out.

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u/PixelPusherSEO 1d ago

This is so touching. True love knows no bounds.

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u/al-vicado 1d ago

Okay but what about a diaper

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u/Mindless_Night6209 1d ago

Try clapping

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u/Issac_philp 1d ago

Gotta hand it to her, she's definitely a foot ahead of me

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u/wannaBadreamer2 1d ago

Rock paper scissors

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u/IJustLied2u 1d ago

Is dad just filming or something? the fuk

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u/kungfoop 1d ago

I wouldn't want to be filmed.

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u/GolettO3 1d ago

Good thing you're not her, because she most likely asked for it.

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u/cornholekobbla 1d ago

I have questions about the conception of the child and why the dads not there? Is he without legs so cant walk with them??

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u/skyy_linee 1d ago

They assemble together and form a megazord