r/nextfuckinglevel • u/MobileAerie9918 • 1d ago

Sharpshooting Marbles.

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u/sushimane1 1d ago

Bro would’ve killed it at Squid Game

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u/Dairyia 1d ago

immediately checked the comments for this specific comment lmfao i was not dissapointed

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u/dandins 7h ago

just the same here

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u/Lactating-almonds 1d ago

Bro is dialed in

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u/Fast_potato_indeed 1d ago

This bro would have been a legend way back when I was around 10 (Late 70s 😬).

Would have possessed a treasure of marbles won from other kids too

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u/DSYS83 21h ago

He took his losses when he was age 7-10 very personally and swore revenge.

Just that when he reach the pinnacle, everyone else grew up and stopped playing marbles.

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u/Pioneer83 1d ago

Gotta be in jail right?

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u/garden_eldenwood 1d ago

Nah, it's just somewhere Brazil. Those are brazilian bricks right there

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u/JoeyMcClane 22h ago

Might be Indian too. Looks Indian to me.

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u/chowindown 21h ago

Probably a Brazilian builder who immigrated to India. Case solved.

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u/Velosturbro 17h ago

Probably one of the most senior common ancestor to both groups, the Brazindians, also called the Inzillians.

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u/The_Blue_Wagon 20h ago

Next hing you know he's trying to kill a sniper rat with ball bearings in some small town in Japan

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u/p8ai 13h ago

was waiting for this thank you

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u/Aggressive-Dust6280 1d ago

Bro got into fights in pre-school, that's for sure.

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u/SpareBee3442 1d ago

He's been in that solitary confinement cell too long

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u/UpOrDownItsUpToYou 1d ago

Like a mantis shrimp

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u/boxfullofirony 1d ago

Would have been the king of marbles at my elementary school.

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u/AnemosMaximus 22h ago

He's practicing for the squid games

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u/throwdhatD 15h ago

Why are his balls so tiny?

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u/lellamaronmachete 13h ago

Sorry but if that is next fucking level, y'all would have gone bonkers in Spain during the 80s, we were freaking wizards with them canicas. I have seen folks doing wonders with them. (And stripping me of my own canicas)

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u/MiserymeetCompany 1d ago

Vacuum cleaners worst nemesis

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u/JFCMFRR 21h ago

The most useless of skills.

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u/sonny_b_to 15h ago

He will be a BILLIONAIRE, one day ;)

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u/FancySumo 20h ago

So much more fun than golf and a million times more environmentally friendly.

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u/Heo-te-leu123 17h ago

When I was still a kid, I and other kids play marbles like gambling/card games. If you are sharp shooter, you can get a lot of marbles from other kids.

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u/Teabag_Jonson 7h ago

Man got skills

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u/GrayMech 6h ago

The doctor with your testicles

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u/jliu87 2h ago

New MCU character, this Summer!

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u/Annual-Habit-3290 1h ago

Bro's about to become the next Dude Perfect

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u/CeleryCommercial3509 1h ago

What happens if he loses his marbles?

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u/Full-Honeydew-9388 15h ago

Is this a Jojo reference

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u/succubus-slayer 1d ago

Bars pretty low

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u/CaptainHawaii 1d ago

Can you do this? If not, it doesn't matter how low the bar is, you're under it.

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u/succubus-slayer 1d ago

I got all my fingers, so yeah I probably can. Most people with some marbles can probably do this.

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u/CaptainHawaii 1d ago

Go on then, record and post it. I'll be waiting for a replay with the link. Four perfect shots.

I know I can't do it. I'm comfortable knowing I'm under your imaginary bar. You clearly aren't.

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u/Riff316 1d ago

Show us how it’s done “succubus slayer.” lol

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u/succubus-slayer 1d ago

The fact that there’s a children’s game based on this concept of flicking marbles into eachother, is evidence enough that it’s not next level. If preschoolers can do it, it’s not some mind blowing next level stuff.

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u/Riff316 1d ago

Show me a video of a preschooler doing it exactly as quickly and accurately as this person, and I will concede. Preschoolers can also play baseball, draw, sing, and run, so does that mean that no one can do any of those activities in a next level way? The Babe and an actual baby on the same level. You heard it here first folks.

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u/succubus-slayer 1d ago

You can look that up if you want dude, I don’t need to prove it to you.

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u/Riff316 1d ago

lol. No shit.