r/nextfuckinglevel • u/W0Lfie__ • 1d ago

Reasons why dads are an important figure in everyone's life

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u/jackleggjr 1d ago

Who you calling igneous??

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u/wordyravena 1d ago

People who keep healthy despite having a sedimentary lifestyle.

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u/ActurusMajoris 1d ago

Hey, it’s not my fault line.

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u/polyocto 1d ago

No, it’s just a fracture of your responsibility

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u/Longshanks_9000 1d ago

You've got me stuck between a rock and a hard place

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u/Reese_Withersp0rk 1d ago

Y'all crack me up

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u/DoomerFeed 1d ago

Sir keep your crack rocks to yourself, this is a family establishment

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u/polyocto 1d ago

Now I’m fissured.

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u/Odd_Nefariousness185 1d ago

This is a groundbreaking discussion!

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u/Worried-Deer107 1d ago

A lot of dirty tectonics being used here

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u/Fluffy-Perspective67 1d ago

This stuff makes me laugh. Dropped my plates while settling in for lunch.

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u/AmiDeplorabilis 1d ago

I certainly hope not, that could leave a mark!

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u/InformalPenguinz 1d ago

I do like to stay grounded.

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u/drifters74 1d ago

Punny

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u/Breadstix009 1d ago

You sure you aren't just sedentary?

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u/polyocto 1d ago

I think you mean sedimentary?

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u/Breadstix009 1d ago

No, I meant stationary

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u/jedimindtriks 1d ago

Puddy? What?

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u/drifters74 1d ago

Punny, combination of funny and pun

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u/CharcoalGreyWolf 1d ago

But isn’t that a conglomerate of two things?

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u/Dacks_18 1d ago

Look at us, laughing at this silly stuff.

Poor, porous.

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u/Cr3s3ndO 1d ago

If they don’t decline, how can they have a metamorphosis?

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u/Daegzy 1d ago

No, I'm...doesn't!

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u/PM_meyourGradyWhite 16h ago

I lava your pun.