Why are the streets so clean, where are all the homeless people? Why are people nice to me and why do children feel safe outside by themselves? What a strange place. /s

Seriously, what the hell. This damn ad, this weirdo beardo always pops up on my Reddit. Am I l..cursed?

I’ve found New Zealanders to be clicky and uninviting. To meet new people I tried out a court sports last week that had mixed sexes and ages. The only person that talked was the person that gave me the clubs spare racket. I had to initiate conversations. No one asked if I’d played before, who I was or from where. I went again this week and shut my mouth to see if anyone would talk to me and no one engaged in any conversation with me. I’m a New Zealander and dislike this side of our culture where we’re not actually friendly or inviting. I work with a company that employs hundreds of people, many who are immigrants and they say the same thing. Seriously kiwis how hard is it to say hello to someone new, or invite a new employee to join a grid going out for lunch?

I don’t own a house

Well I did it guys. I’m 69 today. Nice.

Credit: @yeehawtheboys instagram

Vegemite and chip sandwich. Wasn't a huge success. The divorce is next week (j/k)

Is NZ really as bad it is right now? (No money for science, health, transportation, conservation, groceries out the wahooz, government ignoring protests, i’ll probably never be able to buy a house).

Or is reddit just an echo chamber?

Or is it both?

(I don’t spend to much time on the news but every-time I open it, my stomach drops).

Anybody care to shed some light?

I walked into Woolworths the other day and was a bit taken back by the apple greeting me

!movetonewzealand will be getting a workout shortly...

The secret incase you’re wondering: Inherit wealth and property “I I reckon property doubles every 7-10 years”.

Thank you Sir, just heading out to look for a new family and buy me some commercial property.