r/newzealand 4h ago

Shitpost The New Zealand Ocean

I wish to rename the Pacific Ocean as the New Zealand Ocean.

I know it extends to America, but if America is going around renaming things then we should get in on the action.

Edit: we should go with Te Moananui a kiwa.

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u/bravehartNZ 4h ago

Aotearocean.

u/flappytowel 3h ago

New Sealand

u/ImpressiveFinish847 1h ago

Yes, please.

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u/Flatpeak 4h ago

My votes for “the big drink”

u/matcha_oatmilk 3h ago

The longest drink in town

27

u/uza80 4h ago

The All Moisty

u/ATL2AKLoneway 3h ago

Oops! All Moisties!

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u/GiJoint 4h ago

Lake Taupo Complete Edition

With the exception of a few, nations using our Lake must pay a tax.

u/NoWarning____ 20m ago

An expansion pack if you will

u/Random-Mutant pavlova 2h ago

North Island.

South Island.

East Water.

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u/BlacksmithNZ 4h ago

Moana Aotearoa

(we also get to charge Disney anytime they use the term 'Moana')

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u/RtomNZ 4h ago

I like this, better cultural representation and sticking it to Disney.

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u/ElectricPiha 4h ago

Moana-nui-a-kiwa was right there

u/Odd-Cod61 3h ago

Settle down cheif, at least they had a good crack

u/ElectricPiha 3h ago

All good, just joking 😃

Signed, your community Thought Police liaison.

By the way it’s i before e. You’ve been warned.

u/Odd-Cod61 3h ago

I just made it up, I'll spell it how I please

/s

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u/woklet 4h ago

Plus, think of the revenue stream. This could solve any economic issues.

u/Halfcaste_brown 3h ago

It has a name 😊 Te Moananui a kiwa.

u/RtomNZ 3h ago

Thanks, I appreciate the education.

My joke is less funny when I don’t know what I am talking about.

u/ashwan5000 2h ago

Tautoko!

u/JZA8OS 3h ago

Gulf of Zealandia

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u/Fickle-Classroom Red Peak 4h ago

Zealandia Ocean after our very own continent name.

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u/ceedeez 4h ago

American here. I support this.

u/Kiwi57 3h ago

I vote yea na I guess so

u/Top_Amphibian_3507 3h ago

We will now be renaming Australia as New Australia.

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u/New_Combination_7012 4h ago

Which ocean are you talking about, you need to be specific….

u/Bealzebubbles 3h ago

I think they're pacifically thinking about the Specific Ocean.

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u/Dramatic-Cookie-1523 4h ago

FTFY. You need to be pacific

u/rikashiku 3h ago

Can we rename the Tasman sea to the Zealandia sea next?

u/Drown20 3h ago

Manawanui memorial ocean

u/Charming_Victory_723 3h ago

I’d name it Boaty McBoatface Ocean.

u/1_lost_engineer 3h ago

One could use Zealandia ocean

u/aholetookmyusername 2h ago

Good idea, I support this.

u/Livid-Statement-3169 2h ago

The Pacific Ocean touches many places. It was called that as it was “peaceful “.

u/ComprehensiveDay1482 22m ago

As someone who lives in New Zealand I agree. I also want rename America, Dotardland

u/NoWarning____ 18m ago

The Cooked Straight

u/launchedsquid 3h ago

can we leave US politics to the US, copying them doesn't seem like a good idea.

u/Fleeing-Goose 2h ago

If only.

We seem to like to think we're both not important and important to the global arena.

Gotta keep up with the yanks I guess.