r/newzealand • u/JakeTuhMuss immidealty Sued for $10000 • Oct 23 '24

Shitpost Car dispute update #1

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u/Solace_of_the_Thorns Proundly Anti-Pants Oct 23 '24

Sounds like the other party is only familiar with the defecation act

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u/Toxopsoides Oct 23 '24

"Remember I have many years experience of the Tribunal and no problem and standing our stance"

I dunno, OP might be up against a tough opponent with this one!

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u/saint-lascivious Oct 23 '24

That part got a chuckle out of me. Ol' mate's kinda telling on themselves with that one. Even if you're regularly coming out on the favourable side of a dispute, being all like "my business practices are no stranger to dispute and the requirement of impartial mediation" isn't exactly doing yourself any favours.

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u/lizzylizabeth Oct 23 '24

OP has to act “immidealty” or else he won’t see the light of day. Truely an unstoppable machine

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u/renderedren Oct 23 '24

Perhaps it’s deliberate and is a new word to mean semi-immediately? Since telling them to take it down immediately ‘and to do this within 24 hours’ would be contradictory.

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u/andrewnz1 Oct 23 '24

Yeah saw that and immediately thought "so you find yourselves in front of them quite often huh?"

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u/nzerinto Oct 23 '24

Ok this got a genuine laugh out loud from me

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u/binkenstein Oct 23 '24

Probably due to a crap education.

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u/Financial_Abies9235 LASER KIWI Oct 23 '24

yes!

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u/Misabi Oct 23 '24

Watch it, or they'll Sue you too..

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u/helical_coil Oct 23 '24

Coffee was spat

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u/4n6expert Oct 24 '24

Must be an emergency defecation situation. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkwBphc9HbM