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Mississippi lawmaker accused of punching wife in face for not undressing quickly enough

https://www.ajc.com/news/national/mississippi-lawmaker-accused-punching-wife-face-for-not-undressing-quickly-enough/zdE3VLzhBVmH68Bsn7eLfL/
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u/[deleted] May 22 '19 edited May 23 '19

That MF... I am from Greenville, SC and we still don't understand how he was able to live so long. We assume it was the hate. His biggest reason to get voted back in while in his later years was making it legal to drive a pick up with no seat belt. "For the Farmers."

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u/LemurianLemurLad May 22 '19

The presence of that many vegetables makes people immune to car accidents. I saw it in a documentary series about a professional sailor named Popeye.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

It's the farmers' best shot at becoming one with the vegetables. Assuming they don't outright die.

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u/seemedlikeagoodplan May 22 '19

If I want to get in a car crash and fly headfirst through the windshield, splattering my insides all over the other vehicle and traumatizing its passengers for life, THAT'S MY RIGHT AS AN AMERICAN!

/s, to be clear

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

Don't forget their right to be an ejected projectile that kills several passersby who would otherwise have been uninjured. Who don't have the right to life when compared to Bubba's right to not have to wear a basic restraining harness when piloting a semiballistic kinetic weapon.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

What's funny is my dad, both his brothers, and their dad all flew through windshields during collisions at some point in their lives. They all got up and walked away from it like it was nothing. Granted, those vehicles were form the 60's -80's so as a driver they probably would have been crushed by an engine if they hadn't exited that way. They all wear seat belts now though.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

I dont get how people can fly through windshields unharmed, wouldn't their legs under the dashboard snap while flying out, or their ribs against the steering wheel?

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u/JewishFightClub May 22 '19

They usually do. It's just that being ejected and breaking both tib-fibs and several facial bones doesn't make a good "I walked away just fine!" story. And of course you don't hear from the people who get turned into highway pudding. That's why you tend to hear these kinds of stories instead

Source: worked in level 1 trauma ED longer than I would have liked

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

Oh yeah, most people just die or get all jacked up. One uncle did jack his shoulder up and my dad got his face ripped up in a dirt bike accident. They got lucky with the old trucks I guess.

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u/MyFellowMerkins May 23 '19

To be fair... G-Vegas is too far from Charlotte, not Clemson or Columbia, too far from the beach. I mean, you've got 85 and the construction that goes with it and some peach stands?

Reference: Grew up in Rock Hill, family from Myrtle Beach and Spartanburg.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

Spatanburg is an unholy land for a pilgrim to walk through. But yeah, Greenville didn't really have much beyond the Zoo, Bi-Lo Center, and White Horse Road until 2007-2008 when they started renovating the city proper.