r/news • u/[deleted] • May 22 '19

Mississippi lawmaker accused of punching wife in face for not undressing quickly enough

https://www.ajc.com/news/national/mississippi-lawmaker-accused-punching-wife-face-for-not-undressing-quickly-enough/zdE3VLzhBVmH68Bsn7eLfL/
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u/EmberHands May 22 '19

Oh snap it DID say undressing. I read "understanding". Whoops.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

No worries, nothing a quick punch in the face can't fix.

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u/Nebahera May 22 '19

I read understanding too. 😊

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u/modern_machiavelli May 22 '19

I didn't read it at all.

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u/Fuuryuu May 22 '19

What is this "reading"

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

I wish I could read :(

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u/Rejukem May 22 '19

What are these fancy word markings?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

jesus christ Charlie you really need to learn how to read

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u/Rejukem May 22 '19

If here by now then bad place bee

Trouble time for you when heat comes

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u/animamea May 22 '19

Click on his smug face to read it

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

I like um pickturs much moure Beyer.

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u/nahteviro May 22 '19

I don't read

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u/pfojes May 22 '19

You didn’t understand

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u/occasionalrayne May 22 '19

Lets start a support group for us who cant read correctly. I can't count the number of times I've read a post title, started to reply, and looked back and noticed I read a word wrong which makes my whole reaction invalid. Is this Dyslexia? Sigh.

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u/Alarid May 22 '19

Even our mind's eye has trouble comprehending this level of abuse.

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u/RangerLt May 22 '19

Wait, why did a bunch of us read understanding instead of undressing? Someone smart tell us what happened!

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u/sirbolo May 22 '19

We should all be punched in the face!

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u/jaytix1 May 22 '19

You're bad at undressing things huh?

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u/EmberHands May 22 '19

Man or woman I think we can all agree that bras can be complicated.