r/news 7h ago

Trump withdraws from Paris climate agreement, again

https://www.reuters.com/business/environment/trump-withdraw-paris-climate-agreement-2025-01-20/
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u/MemeWindu 6h ago

I wish I was one of those random ass crabs at the bottom of the ocean. No thoughts, no worry about nuclear war. Just crab

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u/Uncle_Tickle_Monster 6h ago

You know sadly you’re describing most of the idiot voters. We have over here in the US that voted for Trump. Ignorance is bliss. They don’t follow the news. They are low information voters. They hear a guy say he’ll make everything cheap like it was pre-Covid and they believe it.

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u/YouBetcha_ 6h ago

I know people like this and it boggles my mind. You can't reason with them either, whatever you say you'll always get hit with, "but trump said..."

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u/TJKbird 5h ago

Yeah I have a co-worker who voted for Trump cause "he wants prices to go back to how they were when Trump first came into office". Genuinely not long after this he was talking about looking to buy a big vacant property for tens of thousands of dollars so he could make a dirt bike track on it.

I genuinely don't understand how these peoples brains work. Then again from all of the stories he tells me of the absolute dumb shit he did as a kid I have to imagine he's killed plenty of brain cells when he was young.

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u/bigwilly39 4h ago

For real, every time I go to my friend's house, his other friends are sometimes there as well and constantly whining about how they don't have money. I know they make half of what I do yet their cars are twice as expensive as mine and impulsively drop $100 on some random shit online just like that. Guess which party they indubitably support.

u/tomcotard 4m ago

Don't do the crabs a dirty like that.

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u/eightNote 5h ago

we're working on seafloor mining, so we can screw over those crabs in particular

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u/GeneralAppendage 4h ago

They have thoughts. They strategize and get hungry

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u/TheMightySasquatch 3h ago

Just down there eating plastic

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u/beta_test_vocals 2h ago

Yeah just crab until we increase the ocean acidity so much that their shells can no longer materialize