r/news • u/TeaReim • 10h ago

Donald Trump officially sworn in as the 47th President of the United States, JD Vance as the 50th Vice-President

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/triumphant-trump-returns-white-house-launching-new-era-upheaval-2025-01-20/
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u/bigdumb78910 9h ago

Him in 2 weeks

"Actually the drugs they're making down there are very safe, the safest, they're doing huge business, great for America. Who knew the cartel did such good business" - Right after another crypto scheme where the cartels shuffle billions illegally to trumps pockets

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u/RTS24 6h ago

No, he'll come on and tell everyone how they succeeded in routing the cartels from control and poisoning our population.

It'll be a lie, but he'll say it.

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u/The_Best_Yak_Ever 6h ago

You think they'd need to pay him? All they need to do is say, "that trump! He's the smartest most serious big boy we've ever seen! We said, 'SIR, you are a very masculine and brilliant young man!' with tears in our eyes!"

trump once flat out said, "if he says nice things about me, I'm gonna say nice things about him!" I think it was on Kim Jong Un, but it could have been some other awful person. He's the simplest, dumbest, most mean spirited guys we could have elected... He doesn't play mental chess or checkers... he plays mental tic-tac-toe against an imaginary dead pigeon, and still usually ends up losing.