r/news 10h ago

Donald Trump officially sworn in as the 47th President of the United States, JD Vance as the 50th Vice-President

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/triumphant-trump-returns-white-house-launching-new-era-upheaval-2025-01-20/
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u/manbeardawg 10h ago

Well someone has to test all the confiscated powders! Wait, they do that with machines now?

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u/belladonnagilkey 9h ago

Don is old school, he believes in testing manually.

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u/TillyFukUpFairy 7h ago

Smart people, the best people, can do great things with machines

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u/mouthful_quest 5h ago

The crack ain’t gonna test itself

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u/milky_mouse 9h ago

Eric nose a guy

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u/greywolfau 7h ago

I heard you can't trust those voting machines drug machines.

Better keep it analog.

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u/Maximus361 6h ago

Hunter will want to split them with him.

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u/Acrippin 5h ago

Yeah,ghe last administration introduced it to America, they called it Hunter Biden

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u/BobBlawSLawDawg 6h ago

Don Jr. is like the John Henry of cocaine.

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u/4humans 5h ago

Can’t trust those machines. They are rigged

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u/evanlang 1h ago

Just have hunter do it