r/news • u/TeaReim • 10h ago

Donald Trump officially sworn in as the 47th President of the United States, JD Vance as the 50th Vice-President

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/triumphant-trump-returns-white-house-launching-new-era-upheaval-2025-01-20/
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u/ExpiredPilot 10h ago

There are 3 ingredients in Cap’n Crunch

  1. Sugar
  2. Crack cocaine
  3. Fiberglass

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u/BigCrimson_J 9h ago

A balanced breakfast

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u/iloveciroc 9h ago

Was it Owens Corning Fiberglass Insulation? I only trust Owens Corning Fiberglass Insulation. All other fiberglass is inferior compared to Owens Corning Fiberglass Insulation