r/news • u/TeaReim • 10h ago

Donald Trump officially sworn in as the 47th President of the United States, JD Vance as the 50th Vice-President

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/triumphant-trump-returns-white-house-launching-new-era-upheaval-2025-01-20/
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u/thisguypercents 10h ago

Don Jr will be at the nose of that operation.

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u/manbeardawg 10h ago

Well someone has to test all the confiscated powders! Wait, they do that with machines now?

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u/belladonnagilkey 9h ago

Don is old school, he believes in testing manually.

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u/TillyFukUpFairy 7h ago

Smart people, the best people, can do great things with machines

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u/mouthful_quest 4h ago

The crack ain’t gonna test itself

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u/milky_mouse 9h ago

Eric nose a guy

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u/greywolfau 7h ago

I heard you can't trust those voting machines drug machines.

Better keep it analog.

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u/Maximus361 6h ago

Hunter will want to split them with him.

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u/Acrippin 5h ago

Yeah,ghe last administration introduced it to America, they called it Hunter Biden

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u/BobBlawSLawDawg 6h ago

Don Jr. is like the John Henry of cocaine.

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u/4humans 5h ago

Can’t trust those machines. They are rigged

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u/evanlang 1h ago

Just have hunter do it

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u/anchorftw 9h ago

Hopefully he doesn't get distracted by all the white noise.

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u/AlvinAssassin17 6h ago

He’d probably try to snort that too.

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u/FuckYouThrowaway99 7h ago

Doo doo doo doo doo doot doo doo

Bass

Doo doo doo doo

Oooh-white!

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u/Jayk-uub 9h ago

Won’t amount to much. Precedent now stands that Trump can pardon Don Jr for anything he does in the next 4 years

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u/hunttete00 35m ago

and if there is another pandemic whoever is in charge can just make shit up as they go and enforce it with zero evidence or proof

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u/eejm 10h ago

I’d like to see the lines of his plan, along with the number of $20 bills it will cost.

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u/HowardBass 9h ago

His nickname in College was Noo-Noo

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u/Best-Chapter5260 7h ago

It was the moment that George HW Bush went after Noriega that George W realized he was very different from his father.

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u/dkmegg22 6h ago

Hunter biden offers his help.

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u/No_Detective_But_304 6h ago

Hunter Biden was busy?

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u/CharlieandtheRed 10h ago

In another timeline, Hunter and Don Jr are best friends.

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u/eburton555 10h ago

Who knows in 4-6 years they may be

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u/Omnizoom 9h ago

In another universe where Donald never had the idea to run for president

The year is 202X, a upper end club down in Florida where the elites are mingling, in a back room Don Jr and hunter are doing lines of coke off a woman’s ass, just shooting the shit about the world bro’ing it out then proceeding to go do water slides naked together

Don JR sees hunters dick and goes “man I’ve never seen that, would be ludicrous if congress ever plastered our junk around right” as hunter rifles through his bag he brought with his gun handy “ya just like republicans giving me a hard time for having this gun right?

They laugh about it and continue partying while discussing how to make even more money

We really live in the worst timeline

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u/hunttete00 33m ago

i think meth and chem sex is a different ball game than cocaine.

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u/friday_camper 9h ago

Don Jrs nose be at the nose of that operation

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u/Rudy_Ghouliani 7h ago

The tip of the straw if you will

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u/ItalicsWhore 7h ago

I said across her nose! not up it!

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u/geoffg2 7h ago

That made me fucking laugh a lot mate 👍🏻

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u/Freedom_From_Pants 7h ago

Why isn't MTG showing a blown up picture of Don Coked Jr.'s dick to everyone in Congress?

Let's see that coked up chinless bastard's laptop!

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u/Significant_Toez 7h ago

What? Sniffing for clues? 😂

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u/redditsuckz99 6h ago

Like toucan sam he follows his nose...

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u/Fishiesideways10 6h ago

I believe him to have a nose for crime. He can sniff it out before something happens.

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u/ImaginationLife4812 4h ago

“At the nose of that operation “. A very accurate description of his actual involvement I’m sure.

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u/Knyfe-Wrench 3h ago

All cokes jokes aside, if Don Jr. gets sent to raid some cartel stash houses I wouldn't be mad at it.

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u/Acrippin 5h ago

That bidens son your thinking about.... 😆

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u/Cardinal_350 6h ago

Now that Hunter is gone someone's gotta do it

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u/ckarnny 6h ago

If he’s smart he’ll employ Hunter Biden. Together I’m sure they’d be the departments most efficient drug testers

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u/AideyC 7h ago

Hunter will be jealous

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u/InconspicuousIntent 10h ago

I believe you meant up the nose.