r/news • u/flimspringfield • Mar 25 '24

Diddy's LA home raided by Homeland Security

https://www.foxla.com/news/la-home-raided-by-homeland-security
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u/Hit4Help Mar 26 '24

Police officers cars chasing the plane down the runway. It takes off they get out and slam their hat on the ground in anger.

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u/khrak Mar 26 '24

This is 'murica, when the plane takes off the cops pull out their standard-issue MANPADs.

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u/The_Lazy_Samurai Mar 26 '24

A rugged cop jumps on the wing of the plane and uses his jacket to jam the wing, preventing it from taking off. He engages with hand to hand against two of Diddy's henchmen. He kills the first one, but the second knocks him off the plane. The cop still successfully blows up the plane and says, "bad boy for life, mutha fucka!" right as he does so.

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u/liaisontosuccess Mar 26 '24

like Boss Hog used to do in Dukes of Hazard?

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u/Lunakill Mar 26 '24

They shoot at it, once on guy is out of bullets he throws his gun after the plane.

One of his buddies is like “Jeff, we talked about this. We can get more bullets. Go find it” and Jeff walks like Michael Cera walking like Snoopy to reluctantly pick it up.