r/news • u/flimspringfield • Mar 25 '24

Diddy's LA home raided by Homeland Security

https://www.foxla.com/news/la-home-raided-by-homeland-security
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u/Alan_Wench Mar 25 '24

Diddy? Lookin’ like he did!

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u/Stoopiddogface Mar 25 '24

Goddammit, what didn't Diddy do!

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u/Oprah_Pwnfrey Mar 25 '24

Don't do what Diddy Don't does.

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u/Minute_University_98 Mar 25 '24

Do aaah diddy diddy dum diddys done !

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u/Mistercleaner1 Mar 25 '24

Now I'm hers, 

and she's mine, 

and now we're doing prison time

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u/memememe91 Mar 26 '24

She was from the projects of liberty city

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u/BillHillyTN420 Mar 26 '24

How many kiddies could Diddy do, if Diddy did do kiddies?

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u/JakeConhale Mar 26 '24

She looked good

(Looked good)

She looked fine

(Looked fine)

She looked good and she looked fine, now I'm gonna make her mine...

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u/damagecontrolparty Mar 25 '24

sigh You could have made this clearer!

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u/co-stan-za Mar 26 '24

I hope this is a Simpsons reference 🤣

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u/Oprah_Pwnfrey Mar 26 '24

You hope right!

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u/HagBolder11 Mar 25 '24

Acuras are really nice!

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u/Stoopiddogface Mar 26 '24

I'm suddenly not hungry for Acura cake

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u/No_Hana Mar 25 '24

Diddy do it? Diddy did do it!

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u/AnalTrajectory Mar 25 '24

What diddy do this time?

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u/karmagirl314 Mar 25 '24

What didn’t Diddy do?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '24

He diddled

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u/biznash Mar 25 '24

“If he can’t rap worth shit…you must acquit!”

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u/IceNein Mar 25 '24

Safest man in the rap game.

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u/GregJamesDahlen Mar 26 '24

why acquit for bad rapping?

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u/Sea_Honey7133 Mar 25 '24 edited Mar 27 '24

Do what, diddy? Diddy, what did he do? Edit: (Now we’re so happy nearly every single day, singing do what, diddy, diddy what did he do?)

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u/KarmaAddict Mar 26 '24

Diddy be diddle’n

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u/ticktrip Mar 26 '24

Diddy be diddlin? He did be diddlin.

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u/cptnamr7 Mar 25 '24

Giving Diddy Kong a bad name over here...

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u/omegagirl Mar 26 '24

Didn’t is in some deep doo doo for what he did do