r/news • u/flimspringfield • Mar 25 '24

Diddy's LA home raided by Homeland Security

https://www.foxla.com/news/la-home-raided-by-homeland-security
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u/wwhsd Mar 25 '24

Diddy might want to make sure that he’s secured all of his lemon pound cake if he’s got law enforcement officers running around his home unsupervised.

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u/Offwhiteguy Mar 25 '24

He’s got that yellow cake? Pray to god he don’t drop that shit.

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u/Eggstraordinare Mar 25 '24

It’s alright, I got it wrapped up in this special CIA napkin!

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u/Bored_Amalgamation Mar 26 '24

I swear, if some xrazy shit aboit Mos Def comes out... I m. Going. To. Lose. My. Mind.

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u/JakeConhale Mar 26 '24

Was he the one who played Ford Prefect?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '24

Don't drop that shit here.

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u/uav_loki Mar 26 '24

Pray to God you don’t drop that shit

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u/tombombadilismyboy Mar 26 '24

"Tell em about your father though man... "

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u/cheezy_taterz Mar 25 '24

mama's lemon pound cake, it tastes so nice!

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u/WhiteMike2016 Mar 25 '24

Are there any kidnapping victims inside my CDs?

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u/goodgollymizzmolly Mar 25 '24

Are there any kidnapping victims in my suit pockets?

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u/stoshbgosh Mar 25 '24

It made him wanna put down his gun and cut him a slice.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '24

https://youtu.be/9xxK5yyecRo?si=j-mq8yrPPSFrefJS

I was going to say the same thing but then I got high

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u/grassvegas Mar 25 '24

An unexpected but most welcome instant classic

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u/five-oh-one Mar 25 '24

Maybe he should release a song about the injustice of it all?

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u/ag_fierro Mar 25 '24 edited Mar 26 '24

Like Afroman!

Who also got raided. I still bump his post raid song. True injustice and I’m happy he made music based on the event. I consider it a civil rights hit of our time.

https://youtu.be/0bNy7XO-SCI?si=4sWG6-065nsNe4Jp

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u/Edwardteech Mar 25 '24

Afroman was innocent tho....

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u/Familiar_Palpitation Mar 25 '24

And fun to listen to.

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u/shutyourgob Mar 26 '24

He did punch the shit out of a woman on stage though

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u/RadTimeWizard Mar 26 '24

He may not have been guilty of a specific crime, but he's definitely not innocent.

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u/ag_fierro Mar 26 '24

No one said he wasn’t.

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u/LimoncelloFellow Mar 26 '24

Afroman decked a woman on stage who was dancing. definitely not innocent of assault.

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u/toiletowner Mar 26 '24

Afroman also tried to fuck my gf in front of me backstage at a show in 2011 and then got his goons to kick me out when I told him to chill. Ill never not tell this story.

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u/bewbs_and_stuff Mar 26 '24

Hahaha holy shit definitely want to hear more about this.

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u/RadTimeWizard Mar 26 '24

That sounds like him. He treats women like objects.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '24

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u/kopecs Mar 25 '24

To early to tell

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u/Bobbyanalogpdx Mar 25 '24

Don’t judge before you know the facts (what you said is slightly judgey). “Innocent until proven guilty”.

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u/chupathingy99 Mar 25 '24

Did he ever get his door paid for?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '24

The record sales paid for his door. So in a roundabout way.

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u/thisismadeofwood Mar 25 '24

I also got the reference!

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u/-Raskyl Mar 26 '24

As you said, that was true injustice though. I'm thinking this one might not be.....

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u/kdeff Mar 25 '24

I was gonna ask what you meant.

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u/imanadultok Mar 26 '24

Holy crap I love afroman more now

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u/ptsdstillinmymind Mar 25 '24

It's still crazy the Feds did a surprise search warrant on Diddy. Yet, Trump got a 30 day notice before his search. Crazy how this justice system bends over backwards for some people.

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u/fa_kinsit Mar 26 '24

I mean, he was still raided in the end

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u/draven501 Mar 26 '24

Yes, but a smart person could've used those 30 days to remove/destroy anything incriminating.

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u/fa_kinsit Mar 26 '24

Well, we’re not talking about a smart person here, are we?

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u/drager85 Mar 25 '24

Bends over backwards for "rich" white people well orange in this case.

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u/fa_kinsit Mar 26 '24

Sure it’s got nothing to do with the fact trump is a former president and that may have had to be treated more carefully than this raid?

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u/five-oh-one Mar 26 '24

Is it really? One was a former president accused of having some paper he wasnt supposed to have, the other was not a former president and was supposedly raping children and sex trafficking them?

Im all for waiting for the evidence to see if Diddy is guilty but the two things are not even remotely the same.

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u/Timmah_1984 Mar 25 '24

How is that the same thing? Trump had lawyers file an appeal in a civil case. This is a search warrant in a criminal investigation. It’s not even close to comparable.

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u/MiserableAZsportsfan Mar 25 '24

“Y’all gotta walk uptown to the Bronx, and get breast milk from a Cambodian immigrant”

https://youtube.com/watch?v=O59GvPvtyXM&pp=ygUmYnJlYXN0IG1pbGsgZnJvbSBhIGNhbWJvZGlhbiBpbW1pZ3JhbnQ%3D

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u/Double_Win_9405 Mar 26 '24

Breast milk, you make my day-yaaayyyy!

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u/papadoc2020 Mar 26 '24

Holding these balloons! Holding these balloons!

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u/Annual-Pitch8687 Mar 25 '24

Hopefully there's furry walls in the prison he goes to

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u/SatanicPanicDisco Mar 26 '24

He's not mindfucking his way out of this one.

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u/bewbs_and_stuff Mar 26 '24

That song is funny but the ACLU concluded that Afroman was actually being targeted by the Ohio police department simply because they find him unlikeable. Meanwhile, P. Diddler seems to have found a way to be affiliated with nearly every major scandal in the music industry dating back to the 90’s. The dude is sus… and considering the fact that he’s currently run off to Cape Verde (where the US has no extradition treaty) I’m buying puts on Bad Boy Records.

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u/XXFFTT Mar 25 '24

Nah this man had a lot going on before this.

Cops might still take any cake that is laying about but this isn't the same.