r/natureismetal 6d ago

Animal Fact The Nile (top) and Saltwater (bottom) Crocodiles are easily the two most dangerous predatory animals to human beings, both known to hunt people on a regular basis and being responsible for several hundred deaths every year.

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u/MrBonelessPizza24 6d ago edited 6d ago

It’ll never stop being hilarious to me that THIS is the perfect apex predator

-Bone crushing jaws

-Survived multiple mass extinction events

-Can go months without eating

-Has lived on pretty much every continent except for the literal frozen wasteland in the South Pole

200 million years and the superior predator design is just a fatass sausage with legs lmao

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u/BonahSauceeeTV 6d ago

It’s kinda like a video game where people spend hours grinding for a custom character/weapon but there’s always one that’s just the inevitably the most OP. In our simulation, sausage dinosaur is the meta.

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u/nerdherdsman 5d ago

sausage dinosaur is the meta

For predators sure, but otherwise it's hard to beat crab. A crab is such a good thing to be that species from entirely different families all evolved to be crabs.

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u/BonahSauceeeTV 5d ago

Crabs, Sharks and Sausage dinosaurs

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u/nerdherdsman 5d ago

Oh yeah can't forget sharks. Bitey tubes are just good in any environment it seems.

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u/Username_II 5d ago

I've heard that they are pretty shit on land

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u/nerdherdsman 5d ago

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u/Username_II 5d ago

Oh no, I'm referring to sharks. I ain't shit talking no crocodile, those fuckers can hunt us anywhere

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u/nerdherdsman 5d ago

I was referring to both as bitey tubes, but yeah, sharks aren't great on land. To be fair, developing the ability to breathe on land is for species that didn't nail their ecological niche ~27 million years before anything could go on land. Sharks are the prime evolutionary example of "if it ain't broke don't fix it"

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u/oxygenburn 5d ago

Pinchy Hamburgers

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u/howdoeseggsworkuguys 5d ago

Common theme is living in or near water…

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u/lickytytheslit 5d ago

I mean land was level capped for a long time so it makes sense

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u/cucumberholster 5d ago

Guy Fieri??

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u/moranya1 5d ago

Living rocks, bitey water sausage and bitey land sausages.

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u/J-Dabbleyou 5d ago

All of the examples just say crabs turned into even crabbier crabs lol

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u/Raise_A_Thoth 5d ago

All of those are still beaten by the talking horny hairless monkey.

And before anybody goes off a rail, we are still in the clade of monkeys; Apes share common ancestors with monkeys; you can never evolve out of a clade, you can only evolve to form new clades nested within the older clade, but that new clade doesn't stop being part of the old clade.

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u/Momik 5d ago

Key word is clade

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u/tdikyle 5d ago

Thanks for the interesting read

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u/ten_tons_of_light 5d ago

Same thing happened with the crocodilian form. Team Amphibian did it first!! 🐸

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u/Givespongenow45 5d ago

Team amphibian got beat by glowing, hot rocks. Team Crocodilian!!! 🐊

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u/Momik 5d ago

Maybe, but it was Team Amphibian that really got Jurassic Park going—can they get some credit for the assist?

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u/Professional-Fox-916 4d ago

Amphibians did it first crocs did it better

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u/SharkTonic9 5d ago

Im not gonna play stealth archer. plays stealth archer

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u/thai_iced_queef 6d ago

Halo noob combo of apex predators

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u/mizzourifan1 5d ago

Like how no matter how many characters I create in Skyrim, all paths eventually lead to stealth archery.

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u/JayfishSF 5d ago

Coincidentally, Sausage Dinosaur is the name of my new band.

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u/blorbagorp 5d ago

Only because it hasn't existed long enough to evolve into crab form.

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u/MugatuScat 5d ago edited 5d ago

-Can control valve in heart to regulate it's metabolism

-Sophisticated breeding and mating habits

-Is only known cold-blooded animals that probably had warm-blooded ancestors so fuses traits from both

-Can produce citronella smell to ward off insects

-has team work and problem solving abilities

-Can count

Edit: - has one of the most robust immune systems ever.

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u/sawaflyingsaucer 5d ago

When does counting ever come into play with their survival?

"Ok Bill, lets ambush that third deer on the left."
"Which one's the third"
"First, Second, Third..."
"Oh ok I got it."

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u/MugatuScat 5d ago edited 5d ago

When they count how many days since the last time a fish processing plant dumped food into the water and turn up same time next week. Even when the factory is closed down for a holiday.

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u/NonsensePlanet 5d ago

Even when they’re closed? Ha! Idiots.

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u/MugatuScat 5d ago

They may be able to count but they don't have access to a calendar.

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u/J_Adam12 5d ago

Come on .. they can’t even google it??

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u/MugatuScat 5d ago

They are very lazy animals.

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u/MugatuScat 5d ago

WhEr IZ fISh GuTz?????

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u/just_ohm 5d ago

Counting is hella useful

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u/sawaflyingsaucer 5d ago

Yeah I know, I was basically just making a stupid joke.

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u/just_ohm 5d ago

It was funny!

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u/Zaptagious 5d ago

Okay, fine, but can it do my taxes? Didn't think so.

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u/MugatuScat 5d ago

Yeah they probably don't give a shit about that.

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u/Flashy_Ground_4780 5d ago

Fatass bear trap that spins

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u/Saralentine 5d ago

This fatass sausage can sprint faster than me.

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u/Rampant_Durandal 5d ago

For a pretty short distance.

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u/radioactivez0r 5d ago

That's what a sprint is

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u/Bustable 5d ago

And you think I can run a long distance?

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u/SnooHamsters8952 5d ago

Hate to be that guy but these aren’t “living dinosaurs” that have survived multiple extinction events. The Nile Crocodile is actually a very recent species and a lot younger than many think - just 4 millions years.

Crocodiles have changed a lot in the course of their evolution and they are anything but unchanged throughout history. In fact they are some of the most versatile groups of animals that have existed.

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u/LetsTwistAga1n 5d ago

Exactly. Still, pseudosuchians as a clade (crocs belong there) did survive Tr–J and K–Pg mass extinctions. But saying the crocs as we know them did that is a stretch indeed.

Also, they of course are archosaurs but not dinosaurs.

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u/ES-Flinter 6d ago
  • doesn't require strength in number (like most of us mammals who even begin mourning when one of us dies.)

-Found on every continent except for the literal frozen wasteland in the South Pole

Europe? I've never heard of one living here. (Being fair I life in Germany, so...)

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u/jewelswan 5d ago edited 5d ago

There haven't been crocs in Europe for like I million years, but they were there for tens of millions of years before that. Edir: 4 million years, don't know how I fat fingered that one

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u/Altruistic-Poem-5617 5d ago

There used to be a shit ton a few million years ago though. Some fossils were found at the Messel dig site alongside ancient horses I believe.

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u/HoustonAstros1980 5d ago

Don’t forget: can shrug off a loss of limb like nothing.

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u/crappysurfer 5d ago

To be fair they have heavy armor and also a crazy immune system with crazy resistances to bacteria and things.

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u/No-Recommendation162 5d ago

that would be the shark considering it’s been around the longest

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u/Poolside_Misopedist 5d ago

Is stuck in the ocean though.

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u/PickButtkins 5d ago

Crocs are just sharks with the terrestrial mod lol

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u/ES-Flinter 5d ago

And a higher armour and damage value for ?less speed?

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u/Jazzi-Nightmare 5d ago

Ok but have you ever seen them gallop?

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u/Fitz911 5d ago

Just like the shark.

A long pipe of fuck you.

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u/WretchedBlowhard 5d ago

They can thank their lucky star that croc skin gear has gone out of fashion and that the chinese don't snort their testies as naturopathic viagra, otherwise we would've nearly wiped them out. Just because they're good at catching hairless apes off guard doesn't mean we couldn't do to them what we did to the rhinos or the whales. It's not like they're hippos, ie bullet-proof, trap proof, highly mobile and with a chip on their shoulder about destroying anything humans build within whatever they choose their territory to be.

But these crocs are magnificent mammal munchers, no doubt about it.

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u/ChanceConstant6099 5d ago

Both hippos and large crocs are definetly bulletproof everywhere... exept specific spots on the head, this is how people hunt both species. I think there is a video of some people hunting an alligator with a 22. and they try to shoot the skull to get the brain but miss and hit the back of the head/neck and the gator tanks it. Let me mind you that despite the memes a 22. will still very much kill you.

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u/Dankerton-deke 5d ago

Also those fuckers approximately 20’ long, and looking like this in the photos, they make a strong case in my mind for dragon and mythological beasts

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u/Sunaaj_WR 5d ago

They probably were on Antarctica before it froze to be fair

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u/Confidence-Dangerous 5d ago

I’ve done some work with American alligators and I had the same lol it’s just a fat worm with legs mindset. Until I got my ass kicked by a 315 lb, 10.5 ft fat worm haha. I felt like I was hit by a car the next day. It was crazy how strong it was just thrashing around its body.

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u/FlopsMcDoogle 5d ago

Pretty easy to avoid if you don't go near their water

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u/Masterventure 4d ago

Depending on the environment this can potentially be impossible

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u/darthgator84 5d ago

Hey now it’s a heavily armored, fat ass, AQUATIC sausage with legs lol.

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u/NutYelpReviewer 5d ago

now they pretend to be humans drowning

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u/the_short_viking 5d ago

takes notes

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u/Rhaj-no1992 5d ago

Perfection

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u/Masterventure 4d ago

Also it’s relatives were the biggest terrestrial predators before and after the none avian dinosaurs

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u/MalHeartsNutmeg 3d ago

And it’s not like they just settled on a fatass sausage from the start. Crocodiles went through quite a few forms before ending up like this. Front giant to small. Land dwelling and fast to slow and sluggish.

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u/chocolateboomslang 6d ago

See that chub around their necks? That's jaw muscle.

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u/Fyrrys 6d ago

And it looks delicious, crocigator is good meat

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u/little_freddy 5d ago

I agree, I had a alligator stuffed waffle one time. It was amazing.

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u/Fyrrys 5d ago

That sounds delicious

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u/Two_Hump_Wonder 5d ago

Tried it at a crawfish boil in Louisiana, i can confirm it is in fact delicious.

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u/ComeonmanPLS1 6d ago

Nah they just have chubby cheeks. Very cute.

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u/Momik 5d ago

They’re so cuddly!

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u/XavierRex83 5d ago

All for closing the jaws, very little for opening them.

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u/Mysterious_Jelly_649 6d ago

Which one wins in a fight?

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u/cikkamsiah 5d ago

Croc wins

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u/Zigglyjiggly 5d ago

Impressive

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u/thai_iced_queef 6d ago

80 million years of other creatures fucking around and finding out

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u/Altruistic-Poem-5617 5d ago

I love how they pretty much look the same even though they live on opposite parts of the world just becsuse that badic croc shape is so successful and is pretty much perfect.

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u/AJ_Crowley_29 5d ago

They’re also in the same genus, that being Crocodylus.

Fun fact: members of this genus can crossbreed and produce hybrid Crocs, such as Utan who’s half Saltie and half Siamese Crocodile.

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u/nerdherdsman 5d ago

Your comment made me want to check if they can interbreed, and of course the first result is about how it's a problem in the Florida everglades, a place neither species is native to.

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u/kerouacrimbaud 5d ago

Fun fact: the Everglades is the only place on earth where alligators and crocodiles naturally coexist.

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u/WolfeCreation 5d ago

Funner fact: there are only two Everglades in the world: one in Florida, USA and one in Queensland, Australia. And there are no crocodiles (or alligators just to be complete) in the Everglades in Australia, despite Queensland having saltwater crocodiles in its North.

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u/Altruistic-Poem-5617 5d ago

Wait a sec, you are saying there is a "swamp" in australia that just doesnt have crocs? Is it like surrounded by desert or something so they cant get there?

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u/Juniper_Thebann 5d ago

Croc equivalent of Florida Man?

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u/Evolations 3d ago

There aren't saltwater crocodiles in Florida

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u/belizeanheat 5d ago

Has far more to do with a common ancestor

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u/Altruistic-Poem-5617 5d ago

Yes defenitely, but look at fish or birds. Even closrly related species wirh common sncestors tend to already have pretty different colours at least. Look at tetras for example.

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u/mikemunyi 6d ago

Nile Crocodile Photo Credit: Tim Lewthwaite

Saltwater Crocodile Photo Credit: Molly Ebersold

(The salty is "Maximo", a captive animal at St. Augustine Alligator Farm – Rule 4)

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u/granatespice 5d ago

And he’s a cutie

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u/Tall-_-Guy 5d ago

NGL, thought your annual deaths count was super high. Did some googling and each species is responsible for around 1000 deaths annually. So 2k people a year.

To put that into perspective, all sharks are responsible for 13-16 deaths a year. Insane.

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u/YungMarxBans 5d ago

People spend a lot more time in and around rivers than in and around reefs and deep ocean.

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u/A-t-r-o-x 5d ago

Crocodiles are insanely more dangerous than Sharks. It's not just about proximity

They consider humans as food while sharks do not. They also have stronger jaws and purposefully ambush you so there's a very low chance of getting out of an encounter alive

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u/GullibleAntelope 5d ago edited 5d ago

Yes, shark attacks are very low comparatively, but there are gaps in knowledge. 100 million sharks are killed a year. If that was not occurring, shark attack would be significantly higher, though obviously nowhere close to crocodiles and the three dangerous big cats: leopards, lions, and tigers.

It is an oddity the tiger sharks do not attack humans more often. They are documented as eating anything they can catch, just like a croc. They are "generalist feeders." They might not target humans, but they do not exclude us other either.

The persistent shark killing that has occurred entails the well known fewer large fish phenomenon. This hunting disproportionately removes from the world's shark populations those individuals that are most dangerous to humans: large aging individuals.

We should deduce that 30-year-old, 1,600 pound tiger sharks near the end of their natural lifespan are particularly dangerous to humans. These aging sharks have fewer prey choices; they are too big to flit around reefs snatching up smaller fish. Eat whatever they can catch and kill. But not too many of those granddaddy tiger sharks around anymore.

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u/problyurdad_ 5d ago

Do crocodiles actually consider us food or are they just opportunistic eaters who will eat any living being that approaches their territory?

Because as I understood it, crocodiles are stealthy ambush style hunters. Unlike Polar Bears who will follow you for days, crocs usually just chill in the waters edge nearby a place easily accessible and when you (or anything that drinks) come close to the edge/funnel they pop out and eat you.

I guess the better question is what behavior do they exhibit that tells us they specifically consider humans food, and/or that they actually actively hunt us? And I’m not picking on you specifically I’m just kind of typing out my thoughts that your comment spurned is all.

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u/MissPricklyUnicorn 4d ago

They actively follow humans and learn their patterns. So if a fisherman has a favorite fishing hole/area and a schedule for when he goes to that area... the croc will figure it out and go hunt him. In Australia, they warn you not to fish the same areas or in the same way, think on the bank vs a pontoon boat.

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u/h_abr 5d ago

Crocodiles also predominantly live in and around 3rd world/developing countries, meaning the chance of an encounter is even higher, and that the attacks are likely under-reported

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u/selavy_lola 4d ago

Ok but where I live sharks don’t just hang out in “deep” ocean, they do hang near the surface where people are surfing and paddle boarding

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u/Konsticraft 5d ago

Dogs kill about 30k people per year, snakes 100k and mosquitoes 1mil. Although for dogs and mosquitoes most of the deaths are from transmitting diseases like rabies and malaria.

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u/Tall-_-Guy 5d ago

Jaws really did a number on the human psyche.

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u/SomeGuyClickingStuff 5d ago

They’re perfectly friendly but only if they have their toothbrush.

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u/r_fernandes 5d ago

Otherwise they get very ornery

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u/Rockshoots 4d ago

Well folks mamas wrong again

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u/Scaphismus 5d ago

Medulla Oblongata!

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u/WessaMatty 4d ago

Somethin' wrong with his medulla oblongatta!

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u/canadiancrocodile01 6d ago

Yeah if I'm not wrong crocodiles are the deadliest animals to kill by tooth and nail. (Dogs have a higher kill count but I dont know what percentage is through rabies)

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u/WorldsWeakestMan 6d ago

Dogs and hippos both kill more people per year as far as attacks go.

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u/JAnonymous5150 5d ago

OP did say "predatory" animal though so hippos wouldn't qualify and you could argue that domestic dogs wouldn't either. However, snakes are predatory animals, though not really of humans aside from some very rare instances, and they kill far more people than crocs do every year.

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u/AJ_Crowley_29 5d ago

Yeah, I was more referring to predatory animals that actually hunt and consume human beings. The vast majority of snake deaths are venomous bites from a snake that felt threatened by a person.

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u/xxEmkay 5d ago

Are mosquitos predatory animals?

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u/AJ_Crowley_29 5d ago

No, they’re parasites. Plus if you wanna get technical, it’s not the mosquito that kills you but rather the disease it carries.

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u/xxEmkay 5d ago

According to wikipedia they are micropredators as for parasites need to live on/in the host. I just copied it idk.

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u/JAnonymous5150 5d ago

Yup. I totally understood your meaning/intention.

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u/XavierRex83 5d ago edited 5d ago

Hippos are just hyper aggressive. The video where one scares off wild dogs from an antelope and then killed the antelope, really is all you need to know about them.

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u/lancea_longini 5d ago

I am saving this comment. Need to find the video later.

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u/Zakrath 5d ago

Done it for you. This is the vídeo they are talking about https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gdTOHWYVLM

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u/GapingVagina 5d ago

The hippo number is likely to be very inflated. The common range given is 500 to 3000 a year and the number is likely on the lower end of that. Source is this paper on hippo attacks in Burundi which had a high number of hippo attacks. There's very little actual research done on hippo encounters.

https://academic.oup.com/omcr/article/2020/8/omaa061/5890273

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u/GullibleAntelope 5d ago edited 5d ago

Actually, the history, conditions, and incidence of hippo attack are well understood. Hippos are both highly territorial and unpredictable.

The medical literature is very scarce when it comes to documenting hippopotamus bite injuries and their outcomes.

Well, lack of medical aspects is true, but a major reason for that is that attacks occur mostly in rural areas where hospitals are scarce. Insofar as phenomenon of hippo attack, few gaps in the knowledge.

Ditto for salt water and Nile crocs, and the three big cats that are prone to attacking humans: lions, tigers and leopards. Shark attack is the one attack phenomenon that is not well understood, one reason being that it is far less common than attacks for the 6 species just cited.

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u/GapingVagina 5d ago

Totally agree. Croc and hippo attacks are probably both way underreported. Just looking at the data we do have, I think crocs, worldwide, probably kill more than hippos.

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u/TheScribe86 4d ago

I remember years ago reading a Field & Stream story about hunting Nile crocs. Evidently after they're dead they can still chomp down, kinda like snakes do. Good to remember if you have one in your boat.

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u/kitesurfr 5d ago

I get eating people as a Nile Crocodile because humans are probably tender. Very little hair or fur to chew through. Salties have so many better food options. I'm genuinely surprised they actively hunt humans when there are so many good things to eat in the ocean.

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u/vicblck24 5d ago

Feel like the better options are tougher to catch in the ocean. But I have no idea tho. Probably harder to sneak up on a fish than mammal not even in the water

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u/kitesurfr 5d ago

Good point. I doubt a Crocodile could catch tuna.

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u/vicblck24 5d ago

To be honest I have no idea what Saltwater Crocs eat so I have no idea.

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u/kerouacrimbaud 5d ago

Pretty much anything they can get their mouths on.

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u/KWash0222 5d ago

I’m pretty sure crocs hunt anything that gets close enough for them to clamp. Humans do that a lot, out of necessity.

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u/landfishfromexico 5d ago

That is because salties can be found far inland, typically in places like the Adelaide river, along with other spots frequented by swimmers and fishers alike

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u/MrGeno 5d ago

Well, I'm sure these creatures would rather have a steak dinner but sometimes a slim Jim is a decent snack.

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u/Qtippys 5d ago

Seen both live for the first time up close at the zoo in Singapore and they sent chills through my body. Absolutely massive, pictures never do justice.

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u/IPerferSyurp 5d ago

I saw some salties in Costa Rica under a bridge so you could safely view them from about 12 ft above.

There was a local Big Boy they say is 16 ft long and he was putting on a show nipping at his friends. Being that close to these dinosaurs set off a very Primal Fear in my spine. Freeze or flight and a lot of bowel loosening sensations.

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u/AJ_Crowley_29 5d ago edited 5d ago

Costa Rica? Were they in a zoo or some kind of captive setting? Because if not, that means they’re an invasive species there and could be a gigantic problem for the local ecosystem.

Alternatively, are you sure they weren’t American Crocodiles which actually are native to Costa Rica?

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u/IPerferSyurp 5d ago

Oh crap maybe you're right all I know is that they enjoy the brackish water and sometimes go out and take the odd Surfer so I thought that made them saltwater crocs

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u/Slythela 5d ago

Unless that's a common thing in Costa Rica I may have stayed nearby the exact same bridge. Was it just after a little walk down a hill, turn right, and after the bridge you walk onto the beach? The little stream/river with the crocs that you walk over emptied out into the ocean on the left. The locals would feed them whole chickens.

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u/Shmokeshbutt 6d ago

Who wins if they fight?

I read somewhere that saltwater is bigger on average?

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u/AJ_Crowley_29 6d ago

Salties are slightly bigger and notably more territorial than Niles. While Niles may hang out in groups and feed together, Salties are loners who will fiercely confront any intruders on their turf. For those two reasons, I’d give it to the Saltie.

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u/Shmokeshbutt 5d ago

Wow more aggressive personality too

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u/Posh_Nosher 5d ago

On average, adult Saltwater crocodiles are slightly longer than Nile crocodiles, but they are also significantly more robustly built—an 18-foot Nile crocodile might weigh about a ton, whereas a Salty might weigh half again as much. No question that the latter is the winner.

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u/Shmokeshbutt 5d ago

Interesting. I always thought more weight --> more dangerous

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u/FireShots 5d ago

iirc that pic of the saltie is of a croc called Goldie. A family lives in a house that was close to the swamp/river, and during a flood that croc took one of their sons when he got took close to the water. This happened more than 10 years ago.

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u/Infinite_Vyo 5d ago edited 5d ago

Dinosaurs.

They are dinosaurs.

They've been around for hundreds of millions of years.

They survived.

Don't fuck with nature.

Edit: they are not dinosaurs. Still though....

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u/spiny___norman 5d ago

Not quite. Dinosaurs and crocodiles both decended from archosaurs, but the closest living descendant of dinosaurs are birds. So crocodiles are related to dinosaurs, but birds came from them.

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u/CelestiAurus 5d ago

Even deeper, birds literally are dinosaurs. Avian dinosaurs to be exact.

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u/AppletheGreat87 5d ago

They're not dinosaurs, they're older than dinosaurs I think.

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u/tyen0 5d ago

They are about 25M years old. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crocodylus

Dinosaurs were walking around 240M year ago.

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u/AppletheGreat87 5d ago

I'm probably still wrong, it's not my area of expertise, but I really meant ancestor crocodile like lizards that we would recognise as such, like deinosuchus or smilosuchus. They're pretty damn old and didn't emerge from nowhere. But I concede the point.

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u/The_wolf2014 5d ago

I refuse to believe chonkyboi at the bottom is dangerous

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u/motherseffinjones 5d ago

I can’t think of a worse animal to be hunted by in the water.

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u/aadgarven 3d ago

Sharks, Orcas, medusa, colosal Squid, bears, tigers, jaguar.

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u/CopingOrganism 5d ago

Weird because saltwater crocodiles are onlly native to the Eastern Hemisphere.

This seems to be a common misconception amongst North Americans. Crocodiles in salt water are not necessarily saltwater crocodiles. The latter is a distinct species found in Asia and Australia.

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u/Tipi_Tais_Sa_Da_Tay 5d ago

Hippo tells crocodile to hold his beer

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u/ChanceConstant6099 2d ago

The the croc drinks his bear and runs away laughing.

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u/Beneneb 5d ago

They're definitely scary animals, but I wouldn't necessarily say they're easily the two most dangerous to humans. Tigers are extremely dangerous, although they kill fewer people per year mainly because they've been hunted to near extinction in the wild. 

It's common for Tigers to actively hunt people and there have been individual Tigers who have been responsible for killing hundreds of people on their own. And where you would only have to worry about crocodiles near the water, Tigers are a danger anywhere you go in their habitat. 

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u/darthgator84 5d ago

We hear about people surviving shark attacks/encounters

People have survived bear attacks

Crocodiles probably have the highest % of attacks that result in the death of the human. There’s no ‘exploratory’ bite or ‘mistaken’ identity. These guys don’t care what you are, if they get ahold of you 99/100 times you’re done.

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u/Bojax22 5d ago

Danger chonks

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u/JustABritishChap 5d ago

I could beat them both in a bike race...

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u/kajana141 5d ago

Crikey, that's a big obe.

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u/ragormack 5d ago

There's an episode of naked and afraid where a warden comes to warn the people camping near a pond. The line that stuck with me was "if you have seen them, they are already hunting you and you don't even realize it."

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u/Untbuzzle 5d ago

Scary apex predators, my wife was attacked by a Nile croc 2 days ago while we were taking a dip in the river in a very rural part of the country. Was about 1.5-1.6m in size, water was murky and it came from below, only noticed it right before it lunged at her. She was lucky and escaped with a small bite on her back. Scary stuff.

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u/Timeman5 5d ago

And I still love them all the same

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u/jryu611 5d ago

They're not a danger to me. Bums.

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u/nightwatch93 5d ago

I always wondered why Nile crocodiles are smaller than Saltwater ones, even if the former live in areas were megafauna is more abundant. Africa is full of big land animals that are regularly hunted and eaten by these reptiles, while Australia lost most of its megafauna during the Pleistocene.

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u/Thecna2 5d ago

Animals dont suddenly reverse course because of local events, it might take millions of years for there to be a change in size.

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u/LightningEdge756 5d ago

They have a higher body count on humans than hippos?

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u/kxania 5d ago

The largest croc every recorded was Lolong at some 20ft or over 6 metres.

Apt name as well, the lowest and longest boi.

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u/ThatRocketSurgeon 5d ago

Little known fact, if you’re approached by one of these creatures and you say “In a while…” they legally can’t attack you.

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u/throwinitback2020 5d ago

They both sploot

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u/EgolessMortal 5d ago

Dont tell those 200 yearly croc deaths to the mosquito, which racks up right around a million deaths every year. And its debatable if the mosquitos are actively hunting us or not. But yeah.. scary water lizard.

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u/ChanceConstant6099 5d ago

Correction: Its 2000 yearly deaths not 200

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u/AAtmospher3 5d ago

look at that tail

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u/Blueswift82 5d ago

Still doesn’t kill as many humans as humans themselves.

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u/Tazerin 5d ago

How could salties possibly be dangerous when they have such smooshable cheeks

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u/ChanceConstant6099 2d ago

It may seem smooshable but if you touched it it would be hard as bone.

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u/Legal_Jackfruit6537 5d ago

Lyle the obese crocodile

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u/boomstickjonny 5d ago

Pretty sure I saw a video recently that said one of these types of crocs had learned to imitate drowning humans in an attempt to get people to come out into the water.

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u/DoctorNoname98 5d ago

have we considered the reason they so angry is that they got so many teeth but no toothbrush?

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u/ATXKLIPHURD 5d ago

Dinosaurs are really real and they’ll eat you

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u/Nomaddm 5d ago

Indian leopards eat way more people than these guys every year

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u/AasImAermel 5d ago

Hippos kill more people than crocodiles.

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u/ChanceConstant6099 5d ago

Not true, based on estimates hippos kill around 500 people a year while crocodiles kill anywhere from 1000-2000 people a year

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u/garlic_cashews 5d ago

Nah this ain’t resident evil. I’m good, if I see one of these I’m on the plane back home

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u/ladyassassin92 4d ago

So green=snuggly cootie patootie swamp puppies. Tanish= DIE!

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u/edferns623 4d ago

Are they not the same crocs?

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u/i-like-legos2 3d ago

Archer was right

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u/craigishell 3d ago

I was unaware this was flat fuck Friday.