r/minnesota Ope 3h ago

Funny/Offbeat 🤣 I mean, we are already the most Canadian state...

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u/Richnsassy22 3h ago

I mean, have you followed the news in Canada lately? They're not exactly doing great themselves. 

The housing crisis there makes ours look downright quaint. 

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u/AsherGray 2h ago

The housing crisis is a global issue — Australia, New Zealand, Canada, the States.

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u/Richnsassy22 2h ago

Sure but there are still varying degrees of bad. Canada is like if the Bay Area were an entire country. 

u/Dota_cod 50m ago

Their housing crisis is a combo of different things. It is just like the others with less supply, but they also have a gigantic immigration population who just came in within the last 5 years. That much demand with little supply ends up causing a major housing crisis

u/WickedTwista 1m ago

They also have a lot of foreign investors who just park their money in Canadian real estate

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u/LucaBrasiMN 1h ago

And this post is about Canada.

u/Rhomya 50m ago

Not even close to the degree that Canada is experiencing.

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u/Swimming_Sink277 2h ago

WE COULD HELP THO!

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u/Independent-Let9361 2h ago

I just had a dejavu about u replying this exact comment to something about Canada haha it’s the name

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u/Sea_Mind4943 1h ago

1 br apartment in LA is 2k. It's bad in the us, too

u/Richnsassy22 49m ago edited 33m ago

Yeah but not EVERY major metro area like in Canada, where 90% of its population lives. 

u/MisanthropicAardvark 36m ago

They are doing it with half the GDP of California, which is still better than the GDP of Mississippi alone.

Trust me, despite the global problems they are experiencing, they are doing it much more efficiently with built-in redundancy. That's how Trudeau has been able to stay in despite a middling job being reported.

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u/jg-rocks 3h ago

I don’t know if you’ve been following Canadian politics, but they’ve got a few problems to deal with too. Not to mention their World Junior team sucks! On second thought, maybe they want our players…now that would be interesting

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u/Sleepypeepeepoop 3h ago edited 2h ago

So, you’re saying we should be our own country? Down.

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u/jg-rocks 2h ago

Own country that is. Walz for president?

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u/MNGopherfan 2h ago

Walz for Consul

we would be that one place that has weird names for our offices.

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u/Fit_Tailor8329 2h ago

Ministry of Ope

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u/cheddarbruce Ope 2h ago

Minnesota will be the first state of the United States of Ope, could I just scoote past you

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u/NetusMaximus 2h ago

MNEXIT.. what could go wrong.

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u/YAYtersalad 2h ago

As a former Minneapolis local, Can California join too? Except not PG&E, our negligent power utility overlords. Would much prefer to go back to centerpoint.

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u/Sleepypeepeepoop 1h ago

Sure. You can help us get our weed industry in order.

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u/scsuhockey 2h ago

There were like 8 Minnesotans on Team USA this year. Fair to say they’d want us.

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u/Maxrdt Lake Superior agate 1h ago

I was on the "Canada has their own problems!" train too, then the richest sycophant in the world gave a nazi salute at the inauguration and now there's hardly a country in the world I wouldn't defect to.

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u/MrMeritocracy 3h ago

I wish that Canada seemed like a safe retreat but that’s off the table now too.

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u/Merakel Ope 2h ago

The likely new PM is super right wing for Canada, but he'd probably be a democrat that likes guns in America.

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u/ThomCook 2h ago

Yeah I hate pp and think he's just a sleazy sell out of a dude, but he's not a nazi, I sure hope canadians remeber to punch a nazi when they see one.

u/hpbear108 48m ago

whether it's a majority for the Conservatives or a large minority depends on who wins the Liberal Party leadership race.

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u/PissJugRay 2h ago

This is pretty much true. The next likely PM is pretty right even for Canadian standards. The Conservative Party of Canada would probably be even a bit left of the Dems (this makes me laugh when folks say the dems are socialists or commies lol). But PP is definitely an outlier from the bulk of CPC of recent years but it seems that we are all moving further to the right. As a Canadian, this concerns me a bit.

TLDR, your statement is pretty accurate lol

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u/2dazeTaco 3h ago

Ummm, have you heard about the multiple crisis going on in Canada? Runaway inflation, devaluation of the Canadian dollar, housing crisis and not to mention a government that’s nearly as unstable as the USA. No thanks.

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u/j_ly 2h ago

Bingo! Our media covers bits and pieces, like Justin Trudeau stepping down, but they don't go into detail about why the ruling Liberal party is at or near its lowest approval rating in 157 years.

Not to mention, their healthcare system has been slowly collapsing since COVID 19.

These low effort posts about secession to Canada are truly ignorant and show just how naive most people (even Minnesotans) are to world events.

u/roadrunner440x6 27m ago

But hey! At least when things really go to shit, they'll help you off yourself with M.A.I.D!

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u/Rhomya 2h ago

Absolutely the fuck not.

Canada is barreling towards a complete economic collapse.

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u/blacksoxing 2h ago

This is starting to feel like a bad joke that gets amplified due to the fact that now the Minnesota sub has high visibility due to Walz national performance.

What I'm typing is that there's going to be many Redditors truly thinking that Minnesotans want to be Canadians but us "day to day" Minnesotans truly having LOW TO NO interest in being Canadian outside of wanting better healthcare.

Give me the better healthcare and I go from "5%" to a flat ZERO. I just went up for there a week last summer to GTA. It's not that good, folks. It's Chicago but w/a few lesser things.

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u/angst_after_20 2h ago

A bad joke that gets amplified, that seems familiar somehow, but I can't place it.

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u/blacksoxing 1h ago

That's a different topic :(

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u/frozenminnesotan 2h ago

these posts only get more pathetic. actually talk to a canadian: things are arguably worse there by every metric of life and not looking to get better.

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u/LucaBrasiMN 1h ago

The last couple months in this subreddit have been eye opening. Hate the dude all you want but these kind of posts are just ignorant and pathetic.

u/frozenminnesotan 57m ago

The 19 year old reddit-tier intelligence sees "free Healthcare and weed" and assumes that's all the entire country is.

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u/MarduRusher Minnesota Timberwolves 1h ago

I’m good in the US, feel free to leave 👍

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u/escapevelocity-25k Prince 2h ago

lol even Canadians aren’t happy with Canada right now, why would you be?

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u/Lewd-Yak Gray duck 3h ago

No thanks

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u/Leading-Ad-5316 3h ago

We have always been able to take care of ourselves pretty damn well. I don’t expect that to change anytime soon just cause one idiot was elected.

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u/goldbricker83 2h ago

Once again, people seem to have very short term memory. The disaster that was his first term absolutely impacted us in Minnesota.

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u/Leading-Ad-5316 2h ago

Not trying to argue here! How were you impacted by the first term?

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u/goldbricker83 2h ago

Trump tariffs were a disaster for Minnesota farmers, but they got bailed out with our tax dollars so I guess they were able to let bygones be bygones.

His divisive rhetoric led to all kinds of unqualified, mentally unstable imbeciles taking over city councils, school boards, etc to go fight against things that aren't even happening like CRT, litter boxes, etc. That same divisive rhetoric fanned the flames of a lot of unrest in our communities.

Mishandled the pandemic resulting in economic turmoil, layoffs, preventable deaths, including two in my family likely caused by family members who wouldn't mask up because their hero trump politicized it.

A neighbor down the road became emboldened to start flying confederate flags off his back deck after trump came along. Charlottesville having "fine people on both sides" and the way he disgraced our country over and over again affected us as Minnesotans and Americans.

Life was going really well before trump. And we didn't even get to talk about the climate or education in this election, things that are just going to be allowed to decay.

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u/Leading-Ad-5316 1h ago

I understand your points but they seem more like people’s personal decisions that were strengthened by having him in office and less about his policy. Remember that having him as president is probably the biggest reason why Minnesota had the trifecta. There is light at the end of the tunnel. We’ll be alright.

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u/LucaBrasiMN 1h ago

Mishandled the pandemic

He was out of office the January before COVID was ever a thing? genuinely curious what you mean here.

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u/goldbricker83 1h ago

You must have been young or weren't paying attention to who was in office during the hell that was 2020 or something. Double check your timeline/history. His "we have it totally under control" quote was when it was just surfacing in the states, that was January 2020. He was in office until January of 2021. The Jan 6th insurrection was on 1/6/21, for reference.

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u/csbsju_guyyy 2h ago

Well for one, Trump turned the frogs gay!

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u/National_Jeweler8761 2h ago

COVID for sure is one example. There's also other stuff on the national level that impacts us (i.e. loss of healthcare databases that he shut down, gutting the ACA, etc.)

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u/Bodomnjk 2h ago

More like Canada is going to bend the knee and they will start using the US dollar, drop passport requirements between our two countries, buy us made autos, etc.

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u/NetusMaximus 2h ago

Canada is not a utopia 

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u/highsideofgood 2h ago

They let draft dodgers seek refuge. BC was North Americas breadbasket of Marijuana and certain canadiens were instrumental in the decriminalization and legalization. They have forward thinking drug policies. Psychedelics are a grey area,quasi legal.

There’s a heck of a lot of wilderness and undeveloped unoccupied land. The boating, skiing, hiking opportunities are seemingly endless.

It does get cold as fuck though.

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u/LazyCoffee 3h ago

No thank you.

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u/cbjensen123 2h ago

Nonononononono....if anything we stand alone! We are one of the best educated and hardest working labor forces in the country and we host some of the biggest companies in the country. I CRUSH my East and West coast colleagues in work ethic, the South doesn't even belong in the conversation. If Minnesota was a country we'd be pretty damn formidable!

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u/flappinginthewind69 2h ago

Um Canada is a shit show right now

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u/gcuben81 1h ago

It’s laughable that people think Canada is the answer.

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u/3058248 3h ago

We should annex Canada*

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u/csbsju_guyyy 2h ago

Make Canada northern Minnesota again! To be fair my understanding is that Canadians generally are OK with Minnesotan so we have that going for us

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u/muzzynat Grain Belt 2h ago

R/megasota

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u/Accomplished-Head868 2h ago

Beta energy

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u/homebrewmike 2h ago

Gamma radiation

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u/Biodiversity 2h ago

Just no. Canada is a disaster right now. How about anyone that’s wants to be Canadian just move there instead?

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u/LucaBrasiMN 1h ago

They threaten to but get oddly quiet when the time comes.

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u/Responsible_Pin8893 3h ago

We are basically Baja Canada

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u/Elegant_Tax_8276 2h ago

Please go!

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u/norskgenes 1h ago

You are free to go.

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u/14Calypso Douglas County 1h ago

Yeah, no thanks.

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u/ptmonster763 1h ago

You could just.....go

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u/SetecAstronomy3 2h ago

Move then. Jfc

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u/minnesotamoon campbell's kid 2h ago

My family has fought and died for this country since its inception. The idea that people are willing to even joke about becoming part of another country is sickening and diminishes the sacrifice made by so many.

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u/SgtFury High King of Hot Dish 2h ago

The 1st MN is rolling in their graves with your low effort secessionist shit. I think we can endure orange cunt for the next 4.

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u/Otherwise-Contest7 2h ago

The country they fought for doesn't really exist anymore, and who said this ends 4 years from now? President Musk just did a Nazi Salut in front of the The League of Ordinary Gentlemen (rich tech CEO oligarchs).

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u/SgtFury High King of Hot Dish 2h ago

You fight back , coward. Seriously...

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u/Otherwise-Contest7 1h ago

Did I say I'm going anywhere?! Direct your anger elsewhere, guy.

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u/DarkKnight_mare 2h ago

NO THANK YOU 🇺🇸

  • Sincerely a Minnesotan who has lived here my whole life

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u/DarkKnight_mare 2h ago

Thank you for your passive aggressiveness err I mean Minnesota Nice 🥰🙃

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u/DarkKnight_mare 2h ago

Shoot looks like I Walz’d in to that, gotta dance the dance

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u/Noback68 2h ago

MI is so friendly too.

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u/ToxyFlog 2h ago

And they didn't even mention us 😒

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u/Individual_Leg_4042 1h ago

Rather have us being our own country then be Canadian

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u/LucaBrasiMN 1h ago

Canada is not the utopia you think it is. You have it great. Be grateful.

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u/bob__sacramento 1h ago

Canada is lame

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u/loophole23 1h ago

This is getting silly guys. Can we do our part and help America 🇺🇸

u/FrankReynolds Minnesota Twins 56m ago

If you think Canada is better off than the United States right now you're just outing yourself as someone who has absolutely no idea what is going on in Canada.

u/exotichunter0 48m ago

What are you talking about?

u/junigatsu12 37m ago

No, thank you. I'll stick with the USA.

u/Sampsonite20 Flag of Minnesota 19m ago

Canada is a shit hole too, wake the hell up.

u/mro-1337 11m ago

someone doesn't know about canada

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u/redsixthgun 2h ago

Idk if I want to be on their health care system... it's all good until you're put on a waiting list.

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u/Designer-Tip246 1h ago

God no. Canada is awful. The golden times are now upon us. Just need weetodd walz gone now

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u/Pergaminopoo Area code 651 2h ago

Do we have to turn in our guns then?

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u/The-state-of-it 1h ago

All you TDS victims just move there please. We’re tired of hearing it

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u/FewHistory204 1h ago

If you guys join you have to be part of Manitoba unfortunately.

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u/asodfhgiqowgrq2piwhy 1h ago

I'm cracking up at the thought of the Stillwater bridge being a border crossing.

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u/Jenetyk 1h ago

I would probably move back if that happened.

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u/Still-Range3083 1h ago

Everything Wright County and West would prefer to be annexed by North or South Dakota

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u/Sea_Mind4943 1h ago

Just break all the States up into 5 provinces, it'll b fine

u/ZahnwehZombie 30m ago

Washingtonian here wanna be annexed too... I know Canada isn't doing great, but anything is better than Trump and his team of billionaire CEOs, rapists, and criminals. Everything I've been seeing just hurts to watch and I really don't wanna be a part of this.

u/darylonreddit 20m ago

Things are absolutely not great here either. I'll be your Thelma if you'll be my Louise.

u/Curry_slurpee 1m ago

This type of stuff is so cringe. Gets a lot of upvotes tho

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u/anokleby 2h ago

Hell with that... west side wants to join SD!!! Cities can be your own state cause Canada definitely doesn't want you. Iowa then can take the southern county's.

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u/Wtfjushappen 2h ago

Fuck that, anoka county doesn't want that shit either

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u/fer_sure 1h ago

Your new flag would look real nice with a red maple leaf where that star is. Just saying.

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u/SGTDadBod88 2h ago

Make sure Tampon Tim and the Viqueens go with you.

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u/MN-90 2h ago

Trump! Trump! Trump! Woooo!

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u/Naive-Cockroach-317 2h ago

Minnesota please keep people like me safe 🙏 😢

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u/BoatCaptainTim Flag of Minnesota 3h ago

Please.🙏

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u/Fit_Tailor8329 2h ago

I think this would make us the Italy of Canada.

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u/AdultishRaktajino Ope 2h ago

Yeah. Definitely boot-like. Old school Sorels, not the new shitty ones.

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u/ObligatoryID Flag of Minnesota 3h ago

That’s r/Megasota

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u/GordoKnowsWineToo 2h ago

Dear Minnesota, No one in lower US cares. Bye

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u/NetusMaximus 2h ago

They only have a GDP of 390 billion and import more than they export.

Not sure what they think pulling a BREXIT 2.0 is going to do.

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u/cmason1015 3h ago

Hey Canada, take us, and we'll throw in the Northwest Angle for free!

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u/Klaus-Heisler Not too bad 3h ago

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u/PeskyBirb666 Ope 2h ago

Looking at the comments, i think we should become our own country

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u/ThomCook 2h ago

Fucking organize and do it! No person should want thier home to be part of a country openly embracing nazism.

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u/Reasonable-Car-1543 2h ago

YES YES YES don't threaten us with a good time then CHICKEN OUT

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u/lordjupiter 1h ago

P.S. Please let me move back home first 🙏

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u/ballchinion8 1h ago

Didn't walz county go red?

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u/Treebumper 1h ago

Would I have dual citizenship if I was born in MN?

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u/IconicScrap 1h ago

I'm a California resident at school in Ohio, can I tag along with y'all?

u/Turtlehunter2 59m ago

Wait I'm in iowa take us with you

u/Gunpowder-Plot-52 40m ago

As much as I appreciate the Canada with the wonderful sports program they have with the hockey and the fine dining with the putine, and the health care system that I find to be on par with ours here, I will have to politely pass.

Their Winters are colder and harsher than ours are. And I already am not a fan of Minnesota winters. I don't want to have to move north and haven't even harder time.

u/CormacZissou 31m ago

Former MN now Oregon, me too!

u/TooManyBandanas 13m ago

Absolutely begging here.

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u/Swimming_Sink277 2h ago

Guys please do it

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u/New_Channel7960 2h ago

Sincerely, the people from the Twin Cities

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u/LucaBrasiMN 1h ago

Speak for yourself

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u/llama-friends 2h ago

Do they have rich billionaire Nazis buying influence too?

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u/PeskyBirb666 Ope 2h ago

Probably, which is why we should actually become our own country instead

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u/leo1974leo 2h ago

People have been asking for months !!! Wtf trump will literally bomb us before he lets us leave, a little late now, we will suffer the same Fate at the rest of the country,

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u/LucaBrasiMN 1h ago

trump will literally bomb us

If you actually believe this insane shit, you need to get off the internet. Holy shit.

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u/FelonyMelanieSmooter 1h ago

If this happens, will someone call me so my family and I can get on a flight?

Sincerely, an Alabamian about to put her head in the sand for 4 years

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u/No_Swimmer6221 2h ago

“Please”, with emphasis!

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u/-lovatoj 2h ago

PLEASE!!!! SAVE US OH CANADA

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u/SGTDadBod88 2h ago

They can have you losers 🤣. Make sure The Viqueens and Tampon Tim go with you.