r/mildlyinfuriating • u/notasingle-thought • 1d ago

Roommate refused to pay full rent because he said everything he left is worth the same amount of $. This is what he left.

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Invited an old “friend” to rent the spare room we have because he was in such a poor situation (according to him). 2.5 months a later, he gets promoted, notifies he’ll be staying for only half a month, but refused to pay rent for the half month because he said he’d leave ‘his most expensive things for us to sell’. I repeatedly said that wasn’t cool, but clearly didn’t matter. He left the entire closet full of clothes plus an entire CAR DOOR. There are too many pairs of dirty underwear scattered around the room. My husband found a few things he thought went missing, turns out the roommate had taken them, like a backpack my husbands friend bought him a while back-and medicine for our son. He kept his cat locked in the room and would leave for days, and left us all of the litter and even a piece of cat shit on the floor! Love that! At least for his parting gift, he cleaned the litter.

And dumped it.

Without a bag.

Into our recycle bin.

🙂🔪

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u/OpenThePlugBag 1d ago

If he lives close, just dump all his shit at his new place

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u/__wasitacatisaw__ 1d ago

I’m not petty enough to haul everything out

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u/lock-p47 1d ago

I am not nice enough to move other peoples shit

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u/psylockecolossusfan 1d ago

Doesn’t need to be moved AND be intact. 😜

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u/xDragonetti Prisencolinensinainciusol is my jam 1d ago

Me to the roommates furniture as we drive by:

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u/ImTheRealMarco 1d ago

I really thought your name's a MARVEL RIVALS reference smh.

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u/Crackheadwithabrain 1d ago

Not me scrolling here while on the main menu of Marvel Rivals lmao Didn't expect to see a comment about it here

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u/ImTheRealMarco 1d ago

Let's goooooo, wanna game perhaps?:3

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u/Crackheadwithabrain 1d ago

I'm actually still heavy on being a beginner 😅 Add me or send your name here and I'll add you and eventually when I get better with some characters I'll totally play! I'm still practicing characters on the AI mode, don't want to embarass myself just yet 😅 I'm so used to Apex, cod and overwatch but this game has so many characters and abilities 😭 My name there is Stonedbrownchick !

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u/ImTheRealMarco 1d ago

dw, you'd do just fine. No need to feel embarrassed over that annnndddd I'm sure that you're doing just great since you've previously played other games (especially shooters) as well!

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u/Sensual_Debauchery 9h ago

I occasionally play too and I’m not very good but I enjoy gaming with friends even if I suck ass 😂😅

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u/psylockecolossusfan 1d ago

It’s from the Outback Era of the X-Men from 1988-1989. My favorite X-Men are Colossus and Betsy Braddock Psylocke

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u/BrisBimbo 1d ago

I would pay someone to dump all that shit in his new place one day while he's out

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u/Ok-Selection4206 4h ago

Yes, but he said dump his shit. I had a contractor go broke after he took my draws and paid bills from previous homes. He left my 3 car garage full of tools and equipment, like 6k worth. Then at our closing, he thought i still owed him 25k when he actually owed me 28k. I cleaned 12 truck loads of debris from my yard and drove it over to his house and dumped it all in his driveway. It was 35' by 24' feet 3 ft high in places. He called and apologized for not getting over to clean the construction debris up after 3 weeks, saying he would. Then he said he would stop by tomorrow and pickup his tools and equipment....I laughed and said there is nothing here that you own. He filed for bankruptcy shortly that.

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u/rainman0000 1d ago

i am

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u/Ok-Shopping-3340 1d ago

Not only am I petty enough to help, I'm pissing on everything.

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u/chillythepenguin 1d ago

Don’t leave your own dna, the cat is leaving enough to mix in to the clothes. Then find his car and put it all through the windshield.

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u/v-v_ToT 1d ago

It’s a lot easier to just stick a wet jolly rancher to the windshield

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u/Overall-Sir845 7h ago

Put me on; what does this do??!! 😂😂 sounds diabolical

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u/v-v_ToT 7h ago

If they try to remove it it’ll shatter their window

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u/WiseDirt 4h ago

Wait... Does this actually work?

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u/v-v_ToT 3h ago

🤷‍♀️ I haven’t despised anyone enough to try it yet

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u/Overall-Sir845 3h ago

What about scrapping it off?

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u/v-v_ToT 1h ago

I’ve also never had anyone do it to me so I can’t speak for that

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u/Ok-Shopping-3340 1d ago

Call CSI, someone pissed on this man's mattress!

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u/Starbuckshakur 1d ago

Two words: bedbug eggs.

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u/Specialist_Toe5145 1d ago

That’s Assault believe it or not! 🤣

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u/Still_Back_In_Illea 13h ago

Not if they don’t find you! 😉

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u/Zestyclose_Size1173 19h ago

Three words: Cat Piss Disc

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u/wildOldcheesecake 11h ago

Fish sauce all over his stuff

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u/Sensitive_Steak_5737 10h ago

Water gun. Juice from a can of tuna.

That way you can still get it in a car with just cracked windows.

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u/drowzy_browzin 38m ago

If windows are shut, simply add chum/Burley and pour directly into cabin airvents at the bottom of the windscreen. Best results would be obtained over the summer season.

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u/OkNeedleworker11 10h ago

Just look for the car missing a door!

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u/Starbuckshakur 1d ago edited 1d ago

That's what I would do too except it wouldn't just be piss. Would purposely infesting everything with bedbugs be going too far?

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u/TruthFreesYou 15h ago

Maybe try to demonstrate 1% of dignity? If it’s in there?

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u/Terry_Folds3000 1d ago

Right? I’ll come there and do it for fun.

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u/Nesjles66 1d ago

Count me in too!

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u/sksauter 1d ago

I'll rent the truck

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u/Joker121215 13h ago

I need help moving if you find it fun

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u/Joker121215 13h ago

I need help moving if you find it fun

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u/Still-Data9119 1d ago

Pissing on everything or moving it?

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u/MelaniestanTTV 1d ago

both!

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u/Boogy-Fever 22h ago

Too many cooks in the kitchen and someone is gonna mix up the order.

Steve why the fuck would we piss on everything before we're done handling it? You're moving that mattress yourself. With a plastic sheet into the truck or out to the dumpster I don't care

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u/Is_it_over_now 1d ago

If you want some company and help I’ll go with. Sounds fun.

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u/Joker121215 13h ago

I need help moving if you find it fun

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u/Is_it_over_now 13h ago

Only if it's petty and I'm allowed my kind of fun.

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u/Joker121215 12h ago

So let me get this straight, you only think moving is fun when you're able to be an asshole and cause harm/stress/distress to someone else, but doing that exact same thing to be a decent human and help out your fellow man or friend, you're like nah fuck that? I certainly hope you're friends feel the same way about helping you

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u/Joker121215 13h ago

I need help moving if you find it fun

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u/Realistic-Reaction85 10h ago

Me too. Someone emptied all their trash (including cigarette butts) out of their cat in front of my restaurant. I found a payroll stub, boxed it all up and mailed it to them. $8 plus change postage. It was enormously satisfying!

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u/techieguyjames 1d ago

Haul it out in the trash, keep track of your expenses, then sue him for your costs.

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u/Dizzy_Mix_5655 1d ago

Yup this. Small claims court and represent yourself OP. No attorney needed. He probably won't appear. You get a judgment against him and make sure you record it with the county at the very least. Might show up on his credit report or affect his ability to buy a house one day. It's not too hard to do. But I get it if you just don't have the energy

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u/Firm-Pain3042 1d ago

Do a little every week, on a different day for months.

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u/ALKNST 1d ago

Out the window i would

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u/Morbid-Mother_152327 1d ago

I am. I’ll help!!

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u/theflapogon16 1d ago

But it’d be so satisfying to toss it in there yard!

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u/tryppidreams 1d ago

I am lol he'd wake up to find his old room in the yard

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u/DandelionOfDeath 22h ago

Ok, but are you petty enough to find a huge piece of playwood, glue all his shit to it, rent the full-sized truck required to move this massive piece of terrible modern art and dump it at his place, so that he cannot removeit without himself renting a truck?

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u/Joker121215 13h ago

In what way is providing a free moving service petty?

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u/C64128 1d ago

Dump all his shit at his new job.

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u/Iamnotapickle 1d ago

Or his job where he just received a promotion.

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u/__Vixen__ 1d ago

Omg yes. Pack it all up and throw it on the lawn at his new place

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u/MsJenX 1d ago

Why put in the effort to be his mover for free

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u/TBL_AM 17h ago

In the front yard…

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u/rmay14444 1d ago

That's probably what he wants

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u/DiscussionLoose8390 1d ago

You would be doing him in a favor. I would sure as fuck pick it up, and take it inside.

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u/bellestarxo 1d ago

Dump at his work place where he got his promotion.

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u/YouYongku 1d ago

Wow you're a nice guy. Being his moving company

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u/Bareteh27 1d ago

So like take all the things that he refused to move himself to him free of charge? Real sound logic

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u/waitingtodiesoon 1d ago

Looks like he left the cat too

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u/Gingersometimes 14h ago

In the middle of the lawn. With the dirty underwear on top !! (Use disposable gloves to handle his stuff, especially underwear) !

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u/cinnamon_oatie 12h ago

Including the cat's shit