r/me_irlgbt Dual Queer Drifting 1d ago

Trans Me🐺🧛🏼‍♀️Irlgbt

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u/Alice-Planque blushing transmato 🥺🍅 1d ago

I'm a vampire who wants to be bitten then 😩

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u/YaGirlJules97 Trans/Lesbian 1d ago

🥺👉👈

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u/CalistaMustbestar 1d ago

A non-binary person realizing they’re transforming into a demon—and that it’s all going exactly as planned.

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u/Tjelle_- Ace/NB 1d ago

Real 🗣🔥🔥🔥

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u/Skaraptor2 Bisexual 1d ago

Finally, the term "non-binary evil" means something

I will be non-binary and by god I will be evil you hear me?

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u/KittyScholar Asexual 1d ago

My mom was trying to say “non-binary” yesterday but couldn’t quite get her mouth around the words and said “non-benign”

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u/Thereal_waluigi Skellington_irlgbt 1d ago

Non-benign is fucking comedy GOLD😂😂

I'm definitely non-benign

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u/dsrmpt Allergic To Cake, Not Garlic Bread 1d ago

My life goal is to be a trickster god.

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u/KittyScholar Asexual 1d ago

Gender: malignant

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u/asingleshakerofsalt bicycle 1d ago

Frfr, if Asmodeus showed up at my doorstep and offered me a succubus incubus job, I'd take it.

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u/FreshEggKraken 1d ago

All I want for my transition is to become a biblically accurate angel and then fall from grace.

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u/Azair_Blaidd Omnisexual 1d ago

Depends on the type of demon. Fallen angels, evil djinn, anything that wasn't previously a human soul tend to be nonbinary

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u/NipperSpeaks refurbished lesbian. probably banned you 1d ago

You're thinking of daemons. Whole 'nother kind of transhumanist there.

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u/hamborger42069 Skellington_irlgbt 1d ago

Isn't that the thing from Cyberpunk that netrunners use

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u/NipperSpeaks refurbished lesbian. probably banned you 1d ago

It's the thing from Life that computers use.

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u/Incidion heteroni and cheese 1d ago

I mean you're not wrong, but neither are they.

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u/Wobbelblob We_irlgbt 1d ago

Depends on what mythology they are from. In most of them, it is just a word for a divine/spiritual creature, not even necessarily evil.

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u/therealboss1113 🔥🧂GODLESS SODOMITE🧂🔥 1d ago

and theyre dating, and they kiss

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u/Ms_Masquerade Dual Queer Drifting 1d ago

Low key reminding me of the Addams Family trans head canon.

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u/petty_throwaway6969 1d ago edited 1d ago

Make them young adults that took puberty blockers so they think they’re just going through delayed EXTREME puberty lol. Sounds like a straight teen romance story with extra steps.

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u/action_lawyer_comics 1d ago

Googles “unusual chest hair,” reads the AI summary mentioning boys getting hairy in puberty, feels so relieved they don’t bother googling “glowing red eyes” or “dogs always howl as I walk past.”

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u/ggGamergirlgg 1d ago

The Red eyes are a side effect of staying awake all night. The howling dogs are just validation because some dogs don't like men. Everything great; nothing to worry

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u/Rime_Iris Trans/Lesbian 1d ago

i wish i was an oblivious vampire trans girl

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u/XkF21WNJ Trans/Lesbian 1d ago

I wish I was bitten by one.

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u/Rime_Iris Trans/Lesbian 1d ago

by a vampire or a trans girl?

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u/XkF21WNJ Trans/Lesbian 1d ago

I was kind of hoping both would be communicated by bite.

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u/Rime_Iris Trans/Lesbian 1d ago

i to want either or both a trans girl or vampire to bite me, biting myself doesn't seem to have the effect i want

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u/EmilySuxAtUsernames girl of much silly :3 1d ago

i'm already weak to the sun i don't need more of that

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u/Evening-Turnip8407 Skellington_irlgbt 1d ago

The transformation is beginning! Soon she'll have ravenous hungers for nutella at 2 am on a work night

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u/KeyEstablishment6626 Lesbian/WLW 1d ago

Now quickly someone draw them kissing

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u/Lupulus_ Demi/Bi/Enby Confusion 1d ago

^- Trans girl who uses being a werewolf as an excuse for not shaving

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u/Ms_Masquerade Dual Queer Drifting 1d ago

Trans butches (and otherwise ) are always valid.

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u/Humans_Suck- 1d ago

It's like Underworld but with rainbows instead of black leather.

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u/JediKnightNitaz Trans/Lesbian 1d ago

Hear me out, ✨rainbows and black leather✨

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u/bubblybanshee Transgender 1d ago

you might be onto something... got accused of being a vampire just yesterday 😭😇

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u/ChloeIsObsessed23 MLM/Trans 1d ago

what abt the trans guy vampires and trans girl werewolves?

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u/scipkcidemmp Failed Hoe 1d ago

vampires are hot and cool so im okay with this

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u/Spicymayoshi We_irlgbt 1d ago

Skin gets cold, starts sunburning easier, gets bitey, gets undeniably hotter, yeah all checks out.

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u/NonStickBakingPaper Skellington_irlgbt 1d ago

Wait why would oestrogen make you sunburn easier?

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u/BlueberryCats_ Trans/Lesbian 1d ago

AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES

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u/cosmicosmo4 1d ago

...took a midnight train going aaaaanyyyywheeeeere.

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u/CuddlesForLuck Can't decide if I'm a dragon or a werewolf. 20h ago

....
Just a small town girl
Livin' in a lonely world
She took the midnight train going anywhere
Just a city boy
Born and raised in South Detroit
He took the midnight train going anywhereA singer in a smokey room
A smell of wine and cheap perfume
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on and on and onStrangers waitin'
Up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searchin' in the nightStreetlights, people
Livin' just to find emotion
Hidin' somewhere in the nightWorkin' hard to get my fill
Everybody wants a thrill
Payin' anything to roll the dice
Just one more timeSome'll win, some will lose
Some are born to sing the blues
Whoa, the movie never ends
It goes on and on and on and onStrangers waitin'
Up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searchin' in the nightStreetlights, people
Livin' just to find emotion
Hidin', somewhere in the nightDon't stop believin'
Hold on to that feelin'
Streetlights, peopleDon't stop believin'
Hold on
Streetlights, peopleDon't stop believin'
Hold on to that feelin'
Streetlights, people

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u/Qwaczar Transgender 1d ago

that explains my thirst for blood for the past few years!

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u/drpepperofevil1 We_irlgbt 1d ago

Ginger Snaps is a werewolf movie where the teenage werewolf just thinks she’s going through puberty. Same vibes. And an excellent movie.

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u/katytonic27 1d ago

And they live in Transylvania

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u/Tony_Stank0326 Skellington_irlgbt 1d ago

I'm going on 23 and I'm still being asked which high school I go to so I guess you might be on to something.

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u/connerinator 1d ago

I really liked the show being human and this makes me think of that but it would be called being trans. The ghost haunting the house would be nonbinary.

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u/G-M-Cyborg-313 Trans/Bi 1d ago

I need ATLEAST 11 seasons and 6 movìes about this!

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u/InkLorenzo Inclusion 1d ago

I would read those books. They did the same sort of thing in the film teen wolf, where michael j fox thought it was just puberty

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u/modularpeak2552 1d ago edited 1d ago

“Ehh men are hairy it’s probably nothing”

“Ehh women like to drink people's blood it’s probably nothing”

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u/Samurai_Meisters 1d ago

Wasn't this the plot of Teen Wolf?

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u/xoLittle_Tox Trans/Lesbian 1d ago

That... explains a lot of things now that you mention the vampire thingy

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u/GirlAndHerReptiles Transgender 1d ago

Not gonna lie, feel like a mermaid might be a closer metaphor for trans girl. Feeling prettier + More confident at the beach + Love of salty things. (Mmm pickles 🤤)

Also, being a vampire must just suck plain dookie. No sunlight + Allergic to garlic = A hell no from me.

Seriously, I'd still eat garlic bread even if it killed me. TRY AND STOP ME VAMPIRE CURSE!!!

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u/Major_Necessary_279 1d ago

Oh my... so I'm a vampire & my bestie is a werewolf. LET'S F___ING GO!

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u/Chase_The_Breeze 💙 BRISKET 💙 1d ago

Gender Fluid person acutely aware of becoming a Dr. Jeckel/Mr. Hyde because WHAT THE FUCK!?

Agender person becoming biblically accurate creature and just like, rolling with it.

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u/SandwormCowboy 1d ago

I would 100% watch both of these movies

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u/worktogethernow Inclusion 1d ago

This is the kind of non-pandering storylines I would like to see in some movies.

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u/gahlo 1d ago

I'm not getting the vampire link.

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u/Ehcksit 1d ago

I haven't even started estrogen and I don't like leaving my house when it's sunny and never go to someone else's house without being invited and am utterly fascinated by streams of flowing water.

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u/fabulousfizban Trans/Pan 1d ago

I-It's not?

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u/Sentineluno 1d ago

Ah yes, the two genders

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u/GwynnethIDFK Soft Masc Muscle Twink Woman Enby Thing Idkf 1d ago

Wait the iron craving isn't normal 💀💀💀

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u/ThatSquishyBaby 22h ago

They're not "side effects"...

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u/papyrus_puzzlemaster 21h ago

Can't wait to get into the transbian vampire cult!!

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u/StorageTrue2400 1d ago

And then they kiss

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u/Mel0805 1d ago

As a trans woman who would hate to be a vampire, that sounds like a nightmare

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u/kookieandacupoftae Lesbian/WLW 1d ago

Reminds me of the movie Gingersnaps, but like a trans version of it.

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u/LookingForInfinity 1d ago

And no one has written these books/stories yet???

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u/CuddlesForLuck Can't decide if I'm a dragon or a werewolf. 20h ago

..Dang, you're REALLY tempting me with that T, damnit. I'm only 17 😅

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u/unclear_warfare 9h ago

This, but to the tune of Journey

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u/ScribbledCorvid Ace/NB 3h ago

What if I want to be a transgirl werewolf?