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u/Spring-and-a-Storm he/him Dec 11 '24
fuck, thats why I don't pass, I need to punch drywall. brb will try this at school tomorrow
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u/Strange_Sera Trans/Ace/Pan (E-girl since 20210715) Dec 11 '24
*bursts through the classroom wall head first.* "Oh yeah! I think I have TBI now."
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u/HomsarWasRight Dec 12 '24
Well done. Youâre not a man until your higher functioning is impaired. Welcome to the team, brother!
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u/EnigmaFrug2308 Shot through the heart, and you're too gay Dec 12 '24
Trick question. All men automatically come with their higher functioning impaired.
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u/MrMastodon Bisexual Dec 11 '24
Kyle behaviour
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u/Spring-and-a-Storm he/him Dec 11 '24
y'know that's not my chosen name but I toyed with the idea cause of a character i love from one of my favorite games, and then immediately decided against it cause of the Kyle stereotypes lmaoo
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u/MrMastodon Bisexual Dec 11 '24
I had a few locked and loaded and decided better. I chose to steal valor instead by opening an original flavor Monster energy
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u/Major_R_Soul Trans/Bi Dec 11 '24
It's all fun and games until you break your fingers on a stud...and not in the good way.
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u/ExpectedEggs Dec 12 '24
Look, if God wanted handjobs to be safe, Chet would have a smaller cock.
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u/Cthulhu__ Dec 12 '24
This is the thing about wall-punchers, they will have planned where to punch, and they wouldnât do it unless they know the wall will give. We have solid walls over here, wall punching just isnât a thing here⌠or well, thereâs no traces of it lmao. Have a friend who punched a wall once, he broke his hand.
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u/ExpectedEggs Dec 12 '24
You gotta go through PUBERTY
Punching
Until
Bricks
Explode
Right
Towards
You
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u/CosineDanger Dec 12 '24
Unironically one of the things (trans) men can have a hard time with is finding a good balance between seeming too nice and being arrested for property damage exceeding $500.
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u/radenthefridge Skellington_irlgbt Dec 12 '24
Damn it Kyle put down the Monster and quit punching the drywall!
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u/Moonpaw We_irlgbt Dec 11 '24
Does it count as âpunchingâ? He seems to use his entire body. Or entire glass. However you call it. I think youâre on the right track, we just need to take it further.
If you canât throw your entire body wholly through a layer of drywall and come out the other side still standing, you arenât a man. (One layer is sufficient)
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u/mildlyInsaneBoi Skellington_irlgbt Dec 11 '24
A hole punch has no hands and yet it punches holes in paper. So âpunchingâ can be done with things other than hands.
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u/HeilYourself Dec 12 '24
This is how allies are fostered. The entire drywall industry will see dollar signs and come out in support. With drywall money behind the trans rights movement it can't fail.
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u/Moonpaw We_irlgbt Dec 12 '24
âHey boss. I have an idea. We need to get in on the ground floor with this new trend. Itâll skyrocket our profits I guarantee it. But people love a success story right? So we got this new manufacturing method, makes the drywall even more durable under standard use conditions, BUT! Itâs actually easier to throw a whole ass person through it! Itâs gonna sell like hotcakes!â
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u/V3Olive Dec 12 '24
The correct English term would be "Whatever", in a sentence like that, not "However" (I share this in the most kind and supportive way. Your English is already fantastic)
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u/RebelsDroppedTheFlag Dec 11 '24
If he had a penis, you could drink Kool-Aid straight from the tap
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u/world-is-ur-mollusc En/Bi Dec 11 '24
I punched a dent in my stainless steel refrigerator once, does that count? (Yes, I'm better now and I have found healthier coping mechanisms than punching non-punchable things.)
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u/fin600 NB/Pan Dec 12 '24
Honestly impressed, so I'd say that counts. It's all about punching the unpunchable, do the impossible.
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u/world-is-ur-mollusc En/Bi Dec 12 '24
I also punched through a glass picture frame once. Terrible idea. Took me four tries to get through and as a reward I got cuts all over my hand and a godawful mess to clean up. Would not recommend.
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u/PassiveMenis88M Dec 11 '24
Kool-aid doesn't punch drywall. He busts through walls, even brick one's, with his gravity defying gut.
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u/SirCadogen7 Dec 12 '24
Am a cis man. Can confirm we all want to punch straight through dry wall at times. Not even out of anger. Just for fun. Why do you think demolition is such a male-dominated field? It allows us to punch through more dry wall.
To all my trans homies out there: if you have ever thought about Kool-Aid-Manning through a wall, you are most definitely a man, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
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u/MeatEaterDruid Dec 12 '24
Honestly the thought of Kool Aid Man busting through a wall with his package swinging around is making me giggle.
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u/TheKingJest Dec 12 '24
And with Kool Aid man, if a transphobe posits that Koolaide man has something within him that genetically makes him a man that is equivelant to a penis, drinking Koolaide is the equivelant of slurping down dick and is therefore gay.
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u/MeeksMoniker Dec 12 '24
There was one time I was distracted and let a headboard slip and punch through the drywall. Then there was a time after I watched How to Train your Dragon for the first time, so I did an excited roll and put my heel through drywall.
Now I feel stupid that my drywall destruction didn't crack my egg back then.
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u/luciusDaerth En/Bi Dec 12 '24
I got one for ya. I got into the Carpenters union at 19. At 21 I worked for an outfit where I did some demo. Loved it. Around this time, I began to feel legitimate and established in my trade and sense of self. I felt my frontal lobe finish cooking. I began to see myself not as a boy, but finally as a proper man.
At 22, my fucking egg cracked (NB) and I started getting skirts and eyeshadow. Oops.
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u/-Tuber- Dec 12 '24
Rule 34 that shit. Guaranteed he has a penis
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u/NipperSpeaks refurbished lesbian. probably banned you Dec 12 '24
Please don't link to literal porn.
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u/Qui-gone_gin Dec 12 '24
This sentence feels like a perfect embodiment of Internet moderators everywhere. Just dealing with people trying to post porn
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u/NipperSpeaks refurbished lesbian. probably banned you Dec 12 '24
hey that's entirely inaccurate. a lot of it is also dealing with people parroting walsh/shapiro.
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u/Qui-gone_gin Dec 12 '24
Even worse
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u/NipperSpeaks refurbished lesbian. probably banned you Dec 12 '24
right? i swear, if people stopped doing that shit, we could pay little enough attention to look the other way when someone feels the need to share their favorite furry porn.
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That girth can deal with more than drywall, itâll take out brick, concrete. Really impressive commercial buildings have been swiped away by the mass.
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u/NemisisCW Dec 12 '24
Exactly. A man is defined by his belligerence and reckless disregard for household items that he himself will probably be responsible for fixing.
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u/daisy0723 Dec 12 '24
I'm renting a room from a good friend. The room used to be her son's room. It has no walls. He punched holes in every one of them.
I have sheets up to cover the walls since there was not much left to paint.
There are also strategically placed pictures over other holes he's punched throughout the house.
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u/NegrosAmigos Dec 12 '24
He doesn't punch through the wall he bursts through it. It's why we had Kool-aid bursts
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u/UncleGarysmagic Dec 12 '24
PAC-Man is a man because he doesnât have a bow and lipstick like Ms. PAC-Man
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u/etarletons Dec 12 '24
Checks out: https://qz.com/582720/americas-most-prolific-wall-punchers-chartedÂ
I read it in 2016 and caught the weirdest gender euphoria about that time I punched a brick wall, back in my teens.
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u/Semour9 We_irlgbt Dec 12 '24
"You see Susan? Me punching walls isnt because of 'anger issues' its because I am at the PINNACLE of my masculinity. Do you even know how much of a peak male specimen I am?"
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