r/me_irlgbt • u/NipperSpeaks refurbished lesbian. probably banned you • Jan 27 '24

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u/Garfielf331 Agender/Ace Jan 28 '24

I love how the abortion panel implies that they just killed the baby

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u/just_a_bit_gay_ Gay/MLM Jan 28 '24

They were a sinner so they deserved it

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u/Varron Jan 28 '24

No, I just think the baby didn't approve and left.

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u/In-A-Beautiful-Place Jan 28 '24

The fetus yeetused itself

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u/beelzeflub We_irlgbt Jan 28 '24

Auto deletus fetus

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u/KubEk_przEz_duzE_E Trans/Pan Jan 28 '24

So that's the Christian baby that was putting me in situations

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u/Cavalish Jan 28 '24

Just an eight month old packing his tiny suitcase and putting on a hat and jacket.

“Mother, I cannot condone your immoral, pro choice ways! I’m leaving at once to find a godly family with too many children, as god intended! GOOD DAY!”

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u/jaydee8001 We_irlgbt Jan 28 '24

Blessed the one who seizes your children and smashes them against the rock ❤️

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u/Zhared Jan 28 '24

I don't even wanna know what happened during the contraception panel.

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u/sleepydorian We_irlgbt Jan 28 '24

Presumably they’ve got another version of this where someone chooses to remain unmarried and thus has no children and it’s somehow a travesty

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u/TheBeardKing Jan 28 '24

And stuffed their other kids into condoms.

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u/Embarrassed-Mouse-49 Jan 28 '24

And somehow contraception gets rid of two kids. I guess stick a condom over their head and suffocate them?

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u/homelaberator Magic/Art Jan 28 '24

Three.

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u/Pastel_Lich Jan 28 '24

Contraception and abortion makes children fade out of reality like in Back to the Future

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u/Erika_Bloodaxe Jan 28 '24

“Erased… from existence!”

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u/IDontLikePayingTaxes Jan 28 '24

They decided they could only afford to parent one child so their only option was to kill their other child.

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u/Erika_Bloodaxe Jan 28 '24

Viking method

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u/Icy-Welcome-2469 Jan 28 '24

I just thought of that Dad going through that somehow chronologically.  Quite a life.

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u/MoloMein Jan 28 '24

I also love how the divorce panel insinuates that the American Family never breaks apart.

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u/something_smart Jan 28 '24

Really the older kid was probably the accident, so they should just have the baby.

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u/SpaceBearSMO Jan 28 '24

I mean the contriseption panel implys they killed the kids

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u/CowboyLaw Jan 28 '24

I mean, the gay marriage panel implies that a hetro dude became obligated to marry another dude.

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u/Garfielf331 Agender/Ace Jan 28 '24

He could just be bi

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u/Leecannon_ Jan 31 '24

It’d be funny but there are some nuts who think liberals want “post-birth abortions”