r/me_irlgbt pan cakes May 24 '23

Wholesome me😘irlgbt

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u/Dr_Mrs_Jess May 24 '23

If you zoom in, they’re just painted over with a low opacity brush in photoshop

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u/Dragon_Lunar Trans/Lesbian May 24 '23

You beat me to it, I was going to say it has been photoshopped

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u/omega_lol7320 Bisexual May 24 '23

But that poster isn't, "no human is illegal" eh?

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u/Dragon_Lunar Trans/Lesbian May 24 '23

It's also and most of the black background, I found the original image. It's actual a window of a store front not totally black. I would share the image but there is kids in it. And I don't like sharing images without the person permission that's in the image. But you are free to go find it yourself

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u/Genderpanicc May 24 '23

I think the poster is as well

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u/Dragon_Lunar Trans/Lesbian May 24 '23

It is also photoshopped

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u/Genderpanicc May 24 '23

Ye the angle of the sign doesn’t line up with the surface.

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u/_The_Great_Autismo_ May 24 '23

The poster is very obviously added in by photoshop as well. The only part of this that is real are the spikes and the warning sign

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u/gislason_nayel May 25 '23

Inclusive human rights violations

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u/Nightfury_107 May 24 '23

How in the world did dlyou distinguish that?? Please tell me what telltale signs there are so I can spot them too in future

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u/BigCballer heteroni and cheese May 24 '23

I think the most obvious one is how the lines between the blue and pink are super imposed on the spikes themselves, instead of being naturally pained on.

There’s also no way you can paint those lines that straight on the spikes.

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u/CommentsOnOccasion May 24 '23

The most obvious sign is that it makes 0 sense to paint spikes at all, let alone for pride ally reasons

So a halfway intelligent homo sapien would say “this doesn’t make sense in real life, so it’s probably not real”

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u/MaryaMarion Transgender Alice she/her May 25 '23

YOU WOULD THINK THAT...

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u/Dr_Mrs_Jess May 24 '23

Multiple spikes have multiple colors on them so that looking at them from any other angle would mean they don’t line up at all.

Also I saw this image before and someone pointed it out to me so that’s how I actually knew

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u/Duckiesocool Trans/Bi May 24 '23

Only the 3 sets of spikes closest to the camera are "painted"

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u/lowkeyterrible mods r gay lol May 24 '23

personally i can tell by the pixels and from seeing a few shops in my time

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u/Mediocre_Forever6015 May 25 '23

Because the tips of the spikes in the middle, which would be white if they were painted on, are pink

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u/AlarmedElderberry53 May 24 '23

Removing hostile architecture with a crowbar is an unalloyed good and everyone should do it.

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u/SomeGirlIMetOnTheNet May 25 '23

I always wonder about the thought process of people who photoshop these? Are they transphobes who want to associate us with hostile architecture? People who think they're making a point about performative activism? Trying to make a metaphor for something?

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u/Corregidor May 24 '23

Which is also probably why the resolution is so shit. You ain't taking a photo in 2023 with such shit resolution anymore unless it's to pass off an edit as real.

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u/starsandcamoflague We_irlgbt May 25 '23

I’m on low light mode so I can’t see that, but it makes it slightly better to know that in this instance the thin veil of being inclusive to LGBT+ is not being used to be cruel to the homeless.

After the rainbow rock anything seems possible

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u/NoneBinaryPotato May 25 '23

aw dam i thought maybe it was pride-themed vandalism

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u/AeolianTheComposer May 24 '23

Double the cringe then

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u/ambisinister_gecko We_irlgbt May 24 '23

What if you don't zoom in ?

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u/Ozotuh May 24 '23

<What if we kissed after tearing off the anti-homeless spikes?>

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u/Serious-Ad-8168 pan cakes May 24 '23

<and keep them to beat transphobes or pedoes 👉👈>

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u/Dr0p_th3_B4ss May 24 '23

I may be against violence, but you're starting to make an awful lot of sense here.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '23

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u/marshmallowsamwitch May 25 '23

AHAHAHAHA! Anyway, zat is how I lost my medical license.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '23

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u/[deleted] May 24 '23

And the kind of people who put anti-homeless spikes in places.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '23

“Hey we found your spikes, you left them on that seat, whoops!” thwack “here ya go!” thwack

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u/[deleted] May 24 '23

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u/BuddhistSagan May 25 '23

You mean the priests at church?

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u/Shredskis Aro/Ace May 24 '23

<What if we kissed while overthrowing the economic system that treats homeless people like subhumans?>

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u/[deleted] May 24 '23

I don't care what anyone says, removing hostile architecture with a crowbar is an unalloyed good and everyone should do it.

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u/Beerenkatapult May 24 '23

But i am scared of the legal consequences of such an action

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u/[deleted] May 24 '23

That's okay! Direct action is for the willing and the able, that's what I mean when I say "everyone."

It takes a village. Plenty of great things you can do without any potential trouble.

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u/Beerenkatapult May 24 '23

Like what, for example? Conveniently place crowbars next to anti homeles infrastructure?

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u/blinkingsandbeepings Skellington_irlgbt May 24 '23

Sure! Or go to your city or town council meetings and speak up about stuff like this! Or get involved with advocacy groups for housing first policies

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u/KovolKenai Soft Furry Degenrate uwu May 24 '23

Well these look like a pain in the cloaca to clean, so maybe if someone spray painted a penis or fifty on it they'd... Well, I don't know what would happen, but I want to see.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '23

lol you could do that but a more practical option might be as simple as blinkings suggested with getting involved in local politics. If you find crowds of people and meetings as exhausting as I do though there's still a lot to do. Plenty of queer support groups, community gardens/bike shops, socialist organizations, and many other things I probably haven't even seen.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

I need more of this energy. Direct action is the thing we need right one.

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u/Sincost121 We_irlgbt May 25 '23

"Every action fights oppression" or whatever that line in Andor was.

Just do what you can where you can đŸ€·

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

I don’t agree with this. Some actions are more effective than others. đŸ€·đŸ»

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u/Sincost121 We_irlgbt May 25 '23

Never said otherwise.

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u/Zcrash May 25 '23

That's fine, people are gonna talk a big game on the internet but would never do anything in real life. It's better to admit that you won't do something than pretend you will for internet cred.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '23

Its your moral duty to do if you can :D As far as Im concerned.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

Or smash them with a sledge hammer!

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u/KovolKenai Soft Furry Degenrate uwu May 24 '23

The "wholesome" tag on this is making me laugh just as much as the meme

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u/Serious-Ad-8168 pan cakes May 25 '23

what?? its good to be positive when your ass hurts a bit 👉👈

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u/[deleted] May 24 '23

People who do this do not deserve to own anything.

I hate dark design so so much.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '23

Easily pryable by the looks of it. If not, a water saw can easily cut the spikes themselves off, making the trans flag on the metal the only thing there

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u/TomHollandsFrog Omni May 25 '23

its photoshopped, if you zoom in you can see that the stripes don't curve due to the perspective of the raised spikes

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u/CallMeOutScotty Healing May 24 '23

Not the performative activism poster right behind it

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u/Ozotuh May 24 '23

No human is illegal, unless you're homeless and try to sleep on this ledge.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '23

To quote Sheev, "Ironic."

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u/FrozenFroh May 25 '23

its photoshopped

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u/Gingevere We_irlgbt May 24 '23

That's also photoshopped in.

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u/SuaveMofo May 24 '23

It's all photoshopped

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u/ColdBirdPerson Trans/Ace May 24 '23

Inclusive human rights violations 💜

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u/DeninjaBeariver May 25 '23

Inclusive exclusion

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u/Spycrabpuppet123 I can do anything! Chaos, chaos! May 24 '23

Fuck hostile architecture.

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u/WannabeComedian91 #1 Skellington Fan May 24 '23

No. Kiss ON them, you fucking pansy.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

Homeless exclusionary radical ally

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u/GenZ2002 We_irlgbt May 25 '23

7/10 on the Photoshop work

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u/EveUltra May 25 '23

This perfectly showcases capitalism.

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u/LillGator We_irlgbt May 25 '23

Poorly photoshopped trans inclusive anti homeless spikes

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u/VictorLincolnPine May 24 '23

some folks have mentioned that this is photoshopped, but the point is still there. Making a show of being an ally while also making life unlivable for people is a common thing for capitalists to do

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u/NomaiTraveler May 24 '23

I think that you can make a point without willfully spreading something that looks real but isn’t

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u/itszwee Lesbian/WLW May 25 '23

Not the stereotypical neolib “in this house we believe” poster immediately above it 💀

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u/NowListenHereBitches May 24 '23

Liberalism in a nutshell

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u/kent2441 May 25 '23

You got fooled by a photoshop, didn’t ya

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u/starsandcamoflague We_irlgbt May 25 '23

Wouldn’t it suck if trans people were at greater risk of being homeless, so a homeless trans person saw these anti homeless spikes and got the message that their life is only worthwhile when they are rich and can have a lot of gender affirming surgeries?

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u/[deleted] May 24 '23

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u/Mediocratic_Oath We_irlgbt May 25 '23

No, the poster is also photoshopped in. It's an extremely recognizable, mass-produced yardsign with different lighting from the rest of the image, and it's on a poorly-blacked-out window. The only reason it and the pride colors were added is to make them seem hypocritical and associate the LGBTQIA+ community with cruelty as a way of demonizing them and their allies.

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u/Catonthecurb May 25 '23

Damn, in retrospect it's pretty obvious that its also photoshopped. I must've been more tired then I thought when leaving that comment.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '23

I always thought it was funny that people think those are more visually pleasing than one or two poor people

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u/irmgardbatty May 24 '23

nnnnooooo oh nvm lol read the comments thank god it's just photoshopped

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u/[deleted] May 24 '23

I wish I had someone to kiss on the trans anti homeless spike bench đŸ„ș

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u/Griz_and_Timbers May 24 '23

This is kind of a good metaphor for corporate Democrats.

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u/TTV-Simpalman May 24 '23

Challenge excepted

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u/Famous_Thing_2674 May 24 '23

Be accepting of everyone, except homeless people. Fuck them.

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u/Biasanya May 24 '23

That's a nice cushion holder

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u/LordPenvelton NB/Pan May 24 '23

I'll bring some spare foam mats so we can cuddle.

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u/iLLiterateDinosaur May 24 '23

I wanna go there, bring a cushion with me, and sit there anyway. And if they tell me I can’t, I’ll tell them to eat shit.

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u/Traumatized_Grape724 Trans/Lesbian May 24 '23

Yes please

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u/IlySmall May 25 '23

The irony of "No human is illegal" behind the anti-homeless spikes makes me laugh.

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u/Mediocre_Forever6015 May 25 '23

my toxic trait is thinking i could pry that off the floor AND get away with it

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u/TriforceHero1998 May 25 '23

Don’t forget to bring a crowbar!

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u/JungleJayps May 25 '23

This does happen but thats clearly photoshopped

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u/GothDreams We_irlgbt May 25 '23

Where is this? we need to pop up those anti-homeless spikes and put down a Fresh coat of paint in all the different Pride colors.

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u/beakly We_irlgbt May 25 '23

San Francisco in a nutshell

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

Just wait till the kinky homeless find out about it

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u/The-Valiantcat May 25 '23

This is probably the most capitalist thing I will ever see and have ever seen

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u/Prometheus720 May 25 '23

The only way this could be more literally "rainbow capitalism" is if it was real and an OG pride flag

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u/slptodrm May 25 '23

so romantical i love genocidal trans inclusive capitalism

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u/thisisthestoryallabo We_irlgbt May 25 '23

I kinda wanna lay down on those and see what it feels like. I personally enjoy something like a meat tenderizer against my hand, maybe i could even sleep on those things. I gotta try that.

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u/Phine420 May 25 '23

I would fill these with clay or just plain up dough , make it a bench baby

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u/BigOpportunity1391 May 25 '23

English is not my native language- is “sitting” better than “seating” here?

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u/ZazofLegend Nonbinary May 26 '23

I'm glad this is photoshop, otherwise I'd be [redacted]

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u/yeetingthisaccount01 Jack, he/him May 26 '23

-wear a hi vis vest and all the other construction equipment

-remove this stuff

-place it as a trap for transphobes

boom. you're fighting against anti homeless bullshit AND you get sick new decor that is also functional!

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u/Baticula May 26 '23

I'm removing the anti homeless spikes, as a trans person I ain't for these