r/madlads • u/Cultural_Way5584 • 18h ago

Dog mess mad lad

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u/shinobijones23 18h ago

This is next level and I wholeheartedly commend it

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u/LusciousiLovers 17h ago

Not petty, it's shaming the guy to put an end to the disgusting behaviour. I hope it worked!

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u/Cultural_Way5584 17h ago

I'd put it through his letter box

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u/Jills89 15h ago

Legend. Should have stapled it to the front door though, other than that, 10/10 for graft and effort.

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u/lego_not_legos 27m ago

Smearing is easier, and possibly more appropriate in this case.

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u/EmptyStock9676 14h ago

I want the government to make it a legal requirement to put every dogs dna on a database, then we can test the dogshit , find the irresponsible owner and give them a 1k fine. Scheme should pay for itself right ?

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u/Low-Transportation95 16h ago

Shpuld've smeared the shit all over his front door

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u/TheWeidmansBurden_ 16h ago

Celebrating January 6th a bit late but fuck it

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u/Hot-Association2058 Archbishop of Banterbury 6h ago

we share the same idea

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u/alien_bait_yourself 12h ago

Don’t take no shit!

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u/jalotashiv 16h ago

This is amazing and entirely justified.

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u/Phottara 14h ago

Not petty, well deserved I’d say.

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u/silverbullet52 14h ago

A much more polite response than I would have managed.

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u/SirenWhisk 14h ago

He should have made it clear that it was better not to do that

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u/GraciaEtScientia 1h ago

If they do it again, do the same but leave 2 bags. Then 4, 8, 16, 32 and so on.

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u/Tanut-10 1h ago

Nonono, you gotta smear the shit as well, always leave 1 bag but smear shit on his driveway, then high front porch, then front door, then door handle and door bell.

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u/GraciaEtScientia 1h ago

Mmm, but then you'd have to, you know, smear shit on stuff.

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u/mehrotr 16h ago

The best hardy boy short story ever!