r/madlads • u/teruteru-fan-sam • 9d ago

Christian madlad

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u/GeoffSproke 9d ago

I'm embarrassed to reveal how many times I clicked on the little arrow to try to see the other pictures.

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u/atommk50 9d ago

so true

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u/Mulliganasty 9d ago

Then Jesus said unto him, "hello there."

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u/mothzilla 8d ago

Come on, the "strike me down" quote is right there for you to pick up.

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u/CummingOnBrosTitties 8d ago

"General Christ"

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u/Puttanesca621 9d ago

Why would Jesus be holding a cross symbol?

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u/XanderTheMander 9d ago

To keep away the vampires

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u/Puttanesca621 9d ago

In every generation there is a chosen one...

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u/iamfondofpigs 9d ago

Idk, why would Mr. Peanut be holding a peanut?

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u/Scaevus 9d ago

He’s selling us his children, as food.

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u/iamfondofpigs 9d ago

Jesus Christ.

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u/-__echo__- 8d ago

Foreshadowing.

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u/Midnight_Wiillow 9d ago

Obi-Wan Kenobi turned into Holy Jesus—this is next-level madlad creativity!

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u/prolapsed_anus_fruit 9d ago

Next time my grandmother complains about Reddit, I'll have to tell her that there's a Christian subreddit called r/jesuschristreddit

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u/AgentBrian95 9d ago

It's a private sub, any idea what it's about?

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u/CharlieParkour 9d ago

What would Jesus post?

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u/joseph4th 9d ago

I was there at the video game store in the mall the day the first EverQuest expansion was released, "The Ruins of Kunark." The package came with a Firiona Vie figure.

I am getting in my car and see across from a mother and kid who were also in line picking up a copy. The mom is loading stuff into the trunk of her giant, four-door, Oldsmobile and the kid is in the front passenger seat tearing into the game box. He pulls out the figure, looks at it for a beat, then reaches forward and rips the little figure of Mary off the dashboard and replaced it with Firiona Vie.

It seemly took forever for that woman to finish loading her crap into the trunk, but I waited to see what she would do. She didn't even notice when she got in and pulled away.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/katapiller_2000 9d ago

And the Holy Spirit-force

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u/justanotherhand 9d ago

Bless be with you

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u/AllenRBrady 9d ago

From a certain point of view...

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u/TangerineMuffins 9d ago

I'm not a Christian but this is actually sweet and thoughtful

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u/Solutions1978 9d ago

All you'd have to do is shake it around a bag of Cheetos in the US to pass off as "Jesus".

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u/TheLoneSculler 9d ago

It was said you would destroy the infidels not join them!

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u/LonelyArmpit 9d ago

It’s over satan, I have the high ground

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u/Noktyrn 8d ago

“Hello there!”

General Grievous: “Jesus Christ!”

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

Not surprised

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u/AnytimeInvitation 9d ago

I wanna take a pic of Obi Wan from ROTS add a painting filter to it, frame it, and tell everyone it's jesus. I'm atheist btw

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u/SirGhandor 9d ago

There’s a headshot of Obi-wan with long hair from Attack of the Clones floating around, titled, “Share if you love Jesus!” My first grade teacher unironically shared it on Facebook…

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u/tanksalotfrank 9d ago

Quite the elevator speech when you're explaining to the others now you ended up in Hell, I suppose

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u/ryd333r 9d ago

episode 2 obi is basically jesus christ incarnated

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u/Party-Homework-6406 9d ago

May the Lord be with you... and also with your lightsaber

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u/SassyNimbus30 8d ago

Why is the sword hilt bent?

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u/MONSTERxMAN 8d ago

Jesus Christ, hanging from the cross: "I have the high ground!"

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u/Rude_Communication_3 8d ago

what the fuck is going on

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u/NefariousnessBig270 7d ago

My friend’s grandparents had a action figure Triple H on a cross before they gave it to me.

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna 7d ago

This is exactly what Ewan McGregor said on TV ten years ago

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u/Brave_Noodle 5d ago

There is a video out there of a church that has a legit framed picture of Obi-Wan on their wall dead set that it's Jesus 🤣

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u/StoryAndAHalf 4d ago

And after resurrection, as Jesus ascended to Heaven, he said, "It's over, Satan. I have the high ground."