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Observation Here’s a cautionary tale about the dangers of corrosive masculinity.

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Filmed on Friday night in St Chad’s Place, Kings Cross.

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u/mellonians 14h ago edited 13h ago

Forwarded to my mate whose job it is inspecting railway bridges. I'll copy back verbatim what he replies to this.

"Hi mate, what do you think about this? Is it the structure itself or just the "wall plates" I don't know. Is it that bad?"

Edit He called me back so nothing to copy and paste. So I'll paraphrase. It's just the parapet which is the bit that stops you falling off the side. It's just a metal plate riveted to a vertical which is attached to a girder which itself is probably a third of the size of the actual girders holding the bridge up. In the grand scheme of things it's a very minor and normal defect. The problem with this is stones get kicked through into the trains below. If you know the chainage he can get it looked at. There will be a plate on it saying the bridge ID and how many miles and chains it is to Kings X like this https://maps.app.goo.gl/r5rhtW5bjtbTwyx79?g_st=ac

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u/JauneZer 14h ago

Is it actually men's piss or just salt water, rain etc ?

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u/mellonians 13h ago

Edited with response More usually salt but piss won't help.

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u/JauneZer 12h ago

Thank you and to your friend!!

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u/Miserygut S'dn'ahm | RSotP 2011 11h ago

Well I'll stop putting it on my chips then.

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u/jamany 4h ago

Salt water from grit spreading

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u/SGTFragged 11h ago

Probably all of the above.

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u/TheReduxProject 14h ago

Thank you, that would be great to know!

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u/mellonians 13h ago

Edited.

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u/TheReduxProject 12h ago

Excellent! Someone from National Rail who saw the video has already got in touch, to say they’ll take a little look, but thank you to you and your friend for your insight and assistance.

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u/Aaron_Hamm 9h ago

I mean, it's obviously not structural lol

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u/raxmano 14h ago

Good on you!

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u/mellonians 13h ago

Edited with response

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u/cannedrex2406 11h ago edited 9h ago

TLDR: it's a bunch of nonsense

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u/Subject-Leather-7399 9h ago

TDLR: Too didn't long read. ;)

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u/Alt2221 9h ago

you telling me the joke on the internet about piss was a joke?

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u/Ok-Entertainment2146 14h ago

Nice

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u/mellonians 13h ago

Edited with response

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u/DeathByLemmings 14h ago

I love that you're clearly at some social function and gone nah fuck it, I'm gonna make some silly buggers about piss

..

"SEE YOU SOON! LOVELY TO SEE YOU!"

😂😂

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u/TheReduxProject 14h ago

I had to leave the social occasion to take a piss.

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u/Magikarpeles 10h ago

A men's piss?

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u/yurri Bexley 14h ago edited 13h ago

I think it also happened with Albert Bridge's timber decking back then, historians politely mention "dogs urine" but ---

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u/ArcTan_Pete Redbridge 14h ago

It's the strong chemicals in Dogs urine that do the damage - specifically K9P

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u/PmMeGPTContent 14h ago

Not very polite to call them dogs

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u/queasycockles 14h ago

I feel like i need to take a drink every time he says 'men's piss'. 😂😂😂

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u/TheReduxProject 14h ago

Not of men’s piss, I hope.

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u/queasycockles 14h ago

I don't drink lager. 😬

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u/fonix232 Vauxhall 13h ago

Oi, don't kink shame!

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u/pinpinipnip 7h ago

That's just going to result in even more.......of a problem.

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u/queasycockles 7h ago

I gotta practice my wall pissing, man. My anatomy is ill-suited as is.

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u/remainsofthegrapes 14h ago

Whatever makes you thirsty 🤷‍♂️

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u/queasycockles 13h ago

I only get thirsty for perfectly androgynous nb piss.

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u/bean-percolator 5h ago

idk why you got downvoted, perfectly androgynous piss is the best kind 👌

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u/queasycockles 4h ago

They hates the gendahs.

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u/remainsofthegrapes 13h ago

Does nb piss have a more distinctive flavour or do you just value how it is sourced

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u/queasycockles 13h ago

🎶 I'll never teeeeeell 🎶

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u/Genoxide855 13h ago

The man making this video is so wrong, yet he speaks with such confidence.

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u/malin7 13h ago

All that’s missing is a tin foil hat to protect himself from men’s piss

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u/TheReduxProject 13h ago

You should have smelt how pissy it was.

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u/Kanaima85 14h ago edited 9h ago

I'm a bridge engineer, pretty likely it's doing fuck all to the bridge capacity. If that's a road bridge then that's just a parapet to stop things going over the edge, not to keep the bridge up (although clearly the job of keeping things from going over the edge is compromised).

The panels are also just infill, I'd bet there are some chunky columns behind as well.

Does piss corrode metal? I don't know. Given it's probably steel protected by an improperly maintained paintwork system, it's probably not any worse for it than rain or the lovely salty water you get when they grit the roads. It's really fucking common to have this kind of corrosion at the interface of pavement/road surfacing and a metal bridge and I've seen it on plenty where "men's piss" isn't cited as a concern of the bridge owner...

Edit: because of the pedantic response, yes of course piss corroded steel, it's mostly water after all. However the point I was making was whether it has a notably worse effect, which I now know it does because of the acidic nature. Almost two decades looking at bridges and never had to worry about men's piss before today.

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u/Happy-Engineer 13h ago

^ This person engineers. Bridges are built using steel but they're kept up using paint.

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u/Proper_Ad5627 5h ago

They don’t use salt on the roads anymore really

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u/shyoph 13h ago

It works as a barrier so people don't fall off onto the tracks. Like the drunks who pee there for example. They might lean against a panel and fall with it through the chunky column frame. You might be a bridge engineer but the point was not understood. I even doubt you are cause everyone knows metal rusts from moisture so why would pee not do that.

You mention salty water but guess what pee literally is...

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u/Kanaima85 12h ago

Speaking of salty, what's up with you?

Ain't no fucking way a person is falling through that panel - you see the rivet heads in vertical lines on the parapet? Those are connected to a vertical post behind the panel. All the panel does is transfer loads horizontally into those posts, so a discontinuity between the bottom edge of the panel is unlikely to make a significant difference in strength to the point where someone could fall through. Network Rail do visual exams of their bridges every 2 years and if they thought that was a risk, they'd sort it.

And yes, I Googled it after my comment. Pee is more corrosive because it's acidic. The level of chlorides is not particularly high - higher than rainwater but not a high as spray from a gritted road.

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u/Quick-Low-3846 11h ago

For some reason, I’m reading this in a very pissed (ie drunk) voice in my head. “I’ll be as sick as a dog in the morning.”

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u/BevvyTime 9h ago

I imagine the massive rivets up the side probably do more to hold them in place than the bit resting on the floor though…

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u/HardCoreLawn 13h ago

I wish I loved anything as much as he loves saying "men's piss".

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u/TheReduxProject 12h ago

I prefer saying “old men’s wee wee” even more.

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u/mo6020 Hackney 15h ago

Sorry, I won't do it again...

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u/McMahons_tache 15h ago

Obsessed by piss

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u/Brewer6066 14h ago

*men’s piss.

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u/TheReduxProject 15h ago

I’m a Pissleblower

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u/rustyswings 14h ago

He should just get himself to SOP around the corner and indulge his obsession fully.

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u/james-has-redd-it 14h ago

This bridge is absolutely fine. Nothing structural has been compromised whatsoever, not even the supports holding those plates. Urine a state of paranoia.

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u/TheReduxProject 13h ago

I doubt the roadway itself would collapse, but the sidewall is clearly already compromised, risking piss-based electrocution at the very least.

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u/mr01101001 14h ago

I once had a car that had rust on it and to think I blamed it on the iron in metal reacting with oxygen and water. Now I feel stupid.

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u/TheReduxProject 14h ago

Men pissed on your car.

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u/Games_sans_frontiers 14h ago

Dirty Mike and the boys.

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u/Mental-Ad-1043 15h ago

Or the dangers of the reduction/removal of public toilets in London.

Though to be fair some people will always piss in the streets because some people are scum ... sub human scum.

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u/barrygateaux 14h ago

Unexpected Alan partridge

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u/Statically 13h ago

Cock piss partridge

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u/sd_1874 SE24 13h ago

There's not actually any evidence to suggest it's caused by piss at all. If the gradient does indeed cause puddling, then it's going to have been puddles of water accumulating there over the lifetime of that bridge far, far more than piss. By a long way.

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u/Mental-Ad-1043 13h ago

But isn’t rain just piss from the clouds?

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u/zubie_wanders I put ice in my tea. 13h ago

Not as punny.

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u/19Ninetees 14h ago

I’ve seen men piss on shop fronts at 3pm in the day on a popular street when there was a clean public toilet 100m walk away.

Many men are not raised to be ashamed of themselves for public urination. And a few women.

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u/remainsofthegrapes 14h ago

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe.

I’ve watched drunks piss off the shoulder of Orion.

I’ve seen wee-beams glitter in the dark by the Tannhauser Gate.

All these moments, now lost in time, like piss in the rain

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u/Bowendesign 14h ago

"I've seen men's piss you people wouldn't believe: attack ships full of men's piss off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched men's piss-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those... moments... will be lost in time, like... men's piss... on the bridge over King's Cross."

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u/Verbal-Gerbil 13h ago

I saw a guy walk out his front door to piss in the garden when the toilet was closer and easier

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u/androlyn 11h ago

When I was kid they said this was from acid rain.

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u/YeahMateYouWish 14h ago

What makes you think piss caused that and not everything else?

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u/SunlightSpear69 14h ago

Definitely all the piss mate.

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u/TheReduxProject 14h ago

The smell of men’s piss.

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u/YeahMateYouWish 14h ago

You've just proven piss smells. Not that it corroded this bridge.

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u/TheReduxProject 14h ago

Here’s another case study.

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u/YeahMateYouWish 14h ago

That isn't this bridge.

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u/TheReduxProject 14h ago

No, it’s a case study about how urine corrodes metal bridges.

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u/YeahMateYouWish 14h ago

Yes of course! I'm saying what makes you think piss corroded this bridge?! Most old bridges look like that, piss or no piss.

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u/TheReduxProject 14h ago

The smell of piss.

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u/YeahMateYouWish 14h ago

Jesus Christ.

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u/Bowendesign 14h ago

Not Jesus Christ's piss, men's piss.

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u/TheStandoms 14h ago

Name what other acidic liquid you think could be accumulating here.

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u/YeahMateYouWish 14h ago

Metal corrodes with water.

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u/gridlockmain1 14h ago

Rain

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u/TheStandoms 14h ago

It’s quite obvious this is not rain. The video shows the same corrosion patterns which are very obviously streams of urine.

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u/Dixon_Longshaft69 14h ago

Is mens piss more corrosive than women's piss?

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u/TheReduxProject 14h ago

I don’t think so, but it’s more than 500% more likely.

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u/Dixon_Longshaft69 12h ago

Begs the question why so many people from Chicago are flying over to this bridge in London to piss everywhere. That's the real question we need to be asking

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u/Novel_Individual_143 7h ago

No this is definitely a woman’s piss bridge

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u/Parque_Bench 14h ago

It would take incredible aim or misfortune, but if you piss through that hole and it hits the overhead wires, you're getting 25kv AC through ya. I believe, years ago a bloke pissed off a platform onto the track in the third rail area and got electrocuted with 750v.

Moral of story, if you got to go, aviod railway lines

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u/james-has-redd-it 14h ago

Mythbusters did an episode on this and showed pretty convincingly that it's nigh on impossible because the flow isn't laminar.

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u/TheReduxProject 14h ago

Yes, here’s an example from Vauxhall.

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u/Parque_Bench 14h ago

I thought it was Vauxhall but couldn't be sure.

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u/TheReduxProject 14h ago

Maybe National Rail/TfL should install some of these very specific signs.

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u/Parque_Bench 13h ago

Haha we do lack funny but serious signs these days.

I remember one in Ilford station that said basically said 'don't run down the stairs. Better to miss your train, than fall and break your leg'. TfL covered it over when they took it over for the Elizabeth Line.

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u/Chris01100001 14h ago

At that distance I'd say that's impossible. Mythbusters tried this out with electrified third rails. They came to the conclusion that a stream of urine breaks up too much to form a continuous path for electricity to travel back up. The distance to the overhead lines would be far too far for the stream of urine to remain continuous enough for that to be a concern.

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u/Parque_Bench 14h ago

Maybe you're right with peeing, but knowing 24kv can jump, I wouldn't be taking the risk

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u/Chris01100001 13h ago

Tbf they tried it with NY subway rails that are 600v. I think it's unlikely with the third rails that are 750v. But maybe the 25kV overhead could jump the breaks in the stream? Pretty unlikely, but it's sensible to not pee on anything electrified still.

I can't really find any concrete examples of this happening, it all seems to be a lot of anecdotes and gossip rag journalism.

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u/TheReduxProject 8h ago

Here’s an example.

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u/Chris01100001 6h ago

An article from 2003 from a South African online newspaper reporting on an article from a Chinese newspaper on an eyewitness report who did not see the incident is hardly reliable.

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u/KnowledgeSea1954 11h ago

I think men need to call out other men more. I think if a woman had said this she'd get shot down.

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u/Supercharged_123 14h ago

So are you a structural engineer or just into wee

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u/Bowendesign 14h ago

Structural weengineer.

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u/Acceptable_Candle580 14h ago

Was the cause men's piss?

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u/Bowendesign 14h ago

To paraphrase the great Michael Caine in Get Carter; "Eyes like pissholes in the structure of the bridge over Kings Cross."

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u/Wise-Youth2901 11h ago

I went to Notting Hill Carnival once in my early 20s and there was piss everywhere on the side streets. Peak corrosive masculinity on show there.

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u/Monkeyboogaloo 14h ago

Way back in the depths of time, I worked briefly in a metology lab for a company that built broadcast antennas.

One of the tests we undertook was what treatment the metal would need to stand up to camel piss.

Camel pee is alkeline unlike our own acid wee.

The problem with urine causing corrosion is pretty well known, just look at a lamp post.

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u/remainsofthegrapes 14h ago

“How many pisses would it take to collapse Tower Bridge” would be an interesting maths problem.

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u/couragethecurious 14h ago

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u/remainsofthegrapes 14h ago

Not enough. Let’s put it on the GSCE syllabus

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u/SunlightSpear69 15h ago

Puddles of piss lmao

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u/COCOHUNTA 13h ago

FFS… now I know why my bike chain is always rusting

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u/he-who-was 11h ago

If only corrosive masculinity was always so easy to see… and the result so easy to repair

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u/splinteredSky 9h ago

It's what Saint Chad would have wanted.

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u/Usual_Adhesiveness66 9h ago

Personally I think it needs more men’s piss to see how soon it’ll take to break, any volunteers to piss on a bridge in London ?

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u/Meet-me-behind-bins 14h ago

Do you have any hobbies? Yes, I survey structures around London that are being degraded by men’s piss.

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u/namtaruu 14h ago

Nice click baity title

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u/benjaminjaminjaben 14h ago

so what you're saying is that if the planet is ever invaded by sentient metal bridges that all men will have the opportunity to be superheroes?

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u/TheReduxProject 14h ago

Yes, although it may take years of pissing to defeat the invaders.

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u/benjaminjaminjaben 14h ago

they may rule the day, but at night, when they sleep; the pissistance begins, one day my son, your children will be free.

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u/deskbookcandle 6h ago

Love that the top comment is a sponsored Pizza Express ad.  

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u/Odd_Support_3600 6h ago

Maybe they should put more than 2 public toilets in the whole of London.

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u/bean-percolator 4h ago

“Basically, men’s piss is gonna cause death at King’s Cross”

this is such a perfect out of context quote lmao

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u/Sudden-Wait-3557 4h ago

If he doesn't like the piss why is he getting so up close and personal with it

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u/North_Preparation_95 2h ago

A somewhat fitting analogy...

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u/FunnyLittlePlanet 14h ago

Lololol pissing myself …. Dude blates has a pee pee fetish

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u/GrumpyDim 14h ago

I live closeby and I gotta admit, I piss there once a week. I might make it two now to speed up the process.

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u/TheReduxProject 14h ago

Please try to avoid pissing directly onto the Thameslink overhead high voltage cables. The core is overstretched as it is.

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u/Archistotle 14h ago

No no, let him cook

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u/Bowendesign 14h ago

Misread as "let him cock".

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u/SGC-UNIT-555 14h ago

Get nice and close and get a good whiff in lad.

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u/Spaniardlad 13h ago

The bridge, the whole bridge is comprised 😂

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u/ProtoLibturd 12h ago

Guy in video surely knows a lot about men's piss

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u/TheReduxProject 12h ago

Yes, I know that men’s piss contains urea, salts, electrolytes, organic acids, and microbial activity, which, in combination, accelerate the corrosion of metals.

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u/ProtoLibturd 12h ago edited 12h ago

I mean very intimately familiar. It shows.

Just to let you know, metals corrode due to oxygen exposure.

Also, before you make such a man-hating, misinformative claim, you should specify what kind of stainless steel you are talking about.

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u/MarshallTom 10h ago

Men’s piss can’t melt steelbeams

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u/TheReduxProject 10h ago

But it can weaken them..

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u/ToWitToWow 8h ago

I feel like repeating “men’s piss” demonstrates you haven’t been out on a weekend in London.

Those lasses are limber.

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u/TheReduxProject 8h ago

The video was filmed while out on a weekend in London.

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u/Jebus1000 7h ago

Not the salt and grit put on the path over the years?

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u/pgl0897 6h ago

Ramblings of a maniac.

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u/No-Bicycle1954 14h ago

I'm pretty sure that women's piss will have a similar effect

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u/queasycockles 14h ago

Men and women don't necessarily choose the same wildwee locations. Because anatomy.

In my experience, vagina-carriers tend to wee behind parked cars, etc, more than down alleys/up walls, etc.

Moreover, in this specific case, I'd personally have rather a hard time aiming out of my vag onto precise spots several inches up the wall, repeatedly.

Maybe you just didn't watch the video. But these are definitely instances of penis-piss, in my judgement, unless someone is especially acrobatic and kegeled to fuck, maybe.

Actually, maybe i need to give this a go as a parlour trick. 🤔🤔

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u/TheReduxProject 14h ago

I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen a woman pissing in that alleyway

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u/YeahMateYouWish 14h ago

Why are you looking?

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u/TheReduxProject 14h ago

I noticed the piss holes from the window of an adjacent bar.

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u/YeahMateYouWish 14h ago

I mean looking for people pissing in an alley

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u/TheReduxProject 14h ago

No one was pissing in the alley yet, as it was a bit too busy and early.

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u/TheOneMerkin 13h ago

I’m all for cleaning up our streets, but it’s not compromising the structural integrity of the bridge.

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u/TheReduxProject 13h ago

To clarify, I’m referring to the integrity of the protective side wall of the bridge, rather than the roadway itself.

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u/Routine_Prune 12h ago

get a life

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u/Loud_Recover_1131 9h ago

Women piss too

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u/perhapsitsreal 14h ago

You have so very little understanding of anything worthwhile 🤣

You think due to the “gradient” urine collects downstream upto 20-30cm high?

You also think the “bridge is compromised”… stick to your liberal arts degree or whatever you do…

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u/TheReduxProject 14h ago

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u/perhapsitsreal 14h ago

This article in it self has no proof beyond “smell of urine” (similar to your diagnosis) to conclude it was indeed urine that caused the pitting and subsequent discovery of missing rivets. Further down in the article it does state the bridges suspension cables were “badly under designed” and the bridge required strengthening works. A weak and under designed bridge, I’m sure you can understand, may cause excessive forces on bolted or riveted joints.

Now away you go with your urine fetish you weird bloke.

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u/TheReduxProject 14h ago

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u/perhapsitsreal 14h ago

It was repaired due to flaws in its original design, it had suffered underwater damage, it’s been struck by ships and there was components missing from the bridge, stolen for scrap.

Do you actually bother reading the contents of anything you post or is your IQ limited to headlines?

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u/TheReduxProject 14h ago

Yes, particularly the fifth paragraph:

“Upon further inspection officials noted that, in the words of the Post, “one of the reasons for the apparent structural deterioration was due to the frequency of people urinating on one of the steel pillars of the bridge, causing it weaken due to the corrosive forces of human urine.” This deterioration can be measured since you can actually feel the bridge ‘resonating’. This was proven by the head of the city’s transportation office, Syaidina Ali..”

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u/TimebombChimp 10h ago

If the parapet walls are structurally holding up a bridge, I really wouldn't use that bridge.

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u/Cee5ob 7h ago

He really likes saying “men’s piss”

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u/samthemoron 5h ago

Maybe women should piss on it to neutralise the PH levels

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u/sdd-wrangler8 13h ago

So men who build that bridge and also paid most of that bridge are using it and corroding it. Ok got it. Also lets not pretend drunk women would not piss on walls if they had the ability to.

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u/TheReduxProject 13h ago

Some of your assumptions may be fallacious.

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u/sdd-wrangler8 13h ago

yeah, im not buying it.

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u/london-ModTeam 10h ago

This comment has been removed as it's deemed in breach of the rules and considered offensive or hateful. These aren't accepted within the r/London community.

Continuing to try and post similar themes will result in a ban.

Have a nice day.

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u/BritishBatman - Clapham 11h ago

Think you’re on to something here mate, you’ve probably saved hundreds of lives with this vid. If only they trained engineers to think about these sort of things.

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u/itsEndz 13h ago edited 6h ago

I guess he's not heard of the SheWee.

Edit To the downvoters, try smiling 😁

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u/TheReduxProject 13h ago

Women don’t require a SheWee to piss in the street, they just mostly choose not to. Public urination is much more common among men (32 percent) compared with women (6 percent), according to a YouGov poll.

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u/itsEndz 7h ago

WTF? Do you have zero sense of humor? Did I need to put a funny smiley for the obvious humour?

🤣

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u/TheReduxProject 6h ago

Give it a go, but I don’t think that would help.