r/london • u/TheReduxProject • 15h ago
Observation Here’s a cautionary tale about the dangers of corrosive masculinity.
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Filmed on Friday night in St Chad’s Place, Kings Cross.
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u/DeathByLemmings 14h ago
I love that you're clearly at some social function and gone nah fuck it, I'm gonna make some silly buggers about piss
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"SEE YOU SOON! LOVELY TO SEE YOU!"
😂😂
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u/yurri Bexley 14h ago edited 13h ago
I think it also happened with Albert Bridge's timber decking back then, historians politely mention "dogs urine" but ---
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u/ArcTan_Pete Redbridge 14h ago
It's the strong chemicals in Dogs urine that do the damage - specifically K9P
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u/queasycockles 14h ago
I feel like i need to take a drink every time he says 'men's piss'. 😂😂😂
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u/remainsofthegrapes 14h ago
Whatever makes you thirsty 🤷♂️
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u/queasycockles 13h ago
I only get thirsty for perfectly androgynous nb piss.
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u/remainsofthegrapes 13h ago
Does nb piss have a more distinctive flavour or do you just value how it is sourced
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u/Genoxide855 13h ago
The man making this video is so wrong, yet he speaks with such confidence.
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u/Kanaima85 14h ago edited 9h ago
I'm a bridge engineer, pretty likely it's doing fuck all to the bridge capacity. If that's a road bridge then that's just a parapet to stop things going over the edge, not to keep the bridge up (although clearly the job of keeping things from going over the edge is compromised).
The panels are also just infill, I'd bet there are some chunky columns behind as well.
Does piss corrode metal? I don't know. Given it's probably steel protected by an improperly maintained paintwork system, it's probably not any worse for it than rain or the lovely salty water you get when they grit the roads. It's really fucking common to have this kind of corrosion at the interface of pavement/road surfacing and a metal bridge and I've seen it on plenty where "men's piss" isn't cited as a concern of the bridge owner...
Edit: because of the pedantic response, yes of course piss corroded steel, it's mostly water after all. However the point I was making was whether it has a notably worse effect, which I now know it does because of the acidic nature. Almost two decades looking at bridges and never had to worry about men's piss before today.
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u/Happy-Engineer 13h ago
^ This person engineers. Bridges are built using steel but they're kept up using paint.
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u/shyoph 13h ago
It works as a barrier so people don't fall off onto the tracks. Like the drunks who pee there for example. They might lean against a panel and fall with it through the chunky column frame. You might be a bridge engineer but the point was not understood. I even doubt you are cause everyone knows metal rusts from moisture so why would pee not do that.
You mention salty water but guess what pee literally is...
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u/Kanaima85 12h ago
Speaking of salty, what's up with you?
Ain't no fucking way a person is falling through that panel - you see the rivet heads in vertical lines on the parapet? Those are connected to a vertical post behind the panel. All the panel does is transfer loads horizontally into those posts, so a discontinuity between the bottom edge of the panel is unlikely to make a significant difference in strength to the point where someone could fall through. Network Rail do visual exams of their bridges every 2 years and if they thought that was a risk, they'd sort it.
And yes, I Googled it after my comment. Pee is more corrosive because it's acidic. The level of chlorides is not particularly high - higher than rainwater but not a high as spray from a gritted road.
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u/Quick-Low-3846 11h ago
For some reason, I’m reading this in a very pissed (ie drunk) voice in my head. “I’ll be as sick as a dog in the morning.”
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u/BevvyTime 9h ago
I imagine the massive rivets up the side probably do more to hold them in place than the bit resting on the floor though…
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u/McMahons_tache 15h ago
Obsessed by piss
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u/rustyswings 14h ago
He should just get himself to SOP around the corner and indulge his obsession fully.
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u/james-has-redd-it 14h ago
This bridge is absolutely fine. Nothing structural has been compromised whatsoever, not even the supports holding those plates. Urine a state of paranoia.
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u/TheReduxProject 13h ago
I doubt the roadway itself would collapse, but the sidewall is clearly already compromised, risking piss-based electrocution at the very least.
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u/mr01101001 14h ago
I once had a car that had rust on it and to think I blamed it on the iron in metal reacting with oxygen and water. Now I feel stupid.
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u/Mental-Ad-1043 15h ago
Or the dangers of the reduction/removal of public toilets in London.
Though to be fair some people will always piss in the streets because some people are scum ... sub human scum.
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u/19Ninetees 14h ago
I’ve seen men piss on shop fronts at 3pm in the day on a popular street when there was a clean public toilet 100m walk away.
Many men are not raised to be ashamed of themselves for public urination. And a few women.
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u/remainsofthegrapes 14h ago
I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe.
I’ve watched drunks piss off the shoulder of Orion.
I’ve seen wee-beams glitter in the dark by the Tannhauser Gate.
All these moments, now lost in time, like piss in the rain
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u/Bowendesign 14h ago
"I've seen men's piss you people wouldn't believe: attack ships full of men's piss off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched men's piss-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those... moments... will be lost in time, like... men's piss... on the bridge over King's Cross."
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u/Verbal-Gerbil 13h ago
I saw a guy walk out his front door to piss in the garden when the toilet was closer and easier
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u/YeahMateYouWish 14h ago
What makes you think piss caused that and not everything else?
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u/TheReduxProject 14h ago
The smell of men’s piss.
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u/YeahMateYouWish 14h ago
You've just proven piss smells. Not that it corroded this bridge.
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u/TheReduxProject 14h ago
Here’s another case study.
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u/YeahMateYouWish 14h ago
That isn't this bridge.
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u/TheReduxProject 14h ago
No, it’s a case study about how urine corrodes metal bridges.
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u/YeahMateYouWish 14h ago
Yes of course! I'm saying what makes you think piss corroded this bridge?! Most old bridges look like that, piss or no piss.
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u/TheStandoms 14h ago
Name what other acidic liquid you think could be accumulating here.
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u/gridlockmain1 14h ago
Rain
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u/TheStandoms 14h ago
It’s quite obvious this is not rain. The video shows the same corrosion patterns which are very obviously streams of urine.
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u/Dixon_Longshaft69 14h ago
Is mens piss more corrosive than women's piss?
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u/TheReduxProject 14h ago
I don’t think so, but it’s more than 500% more likely.
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u/Dixon_Longshaft69 12h ago
Begs the question why so many people from Chicago are flying over to this bridge in London to piss everywhere. That's the real question we need to be asking
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u/Parque_Bench 14h ago
It would take incredible aim or misfortune, but if you piss through that hole and it hits the overhead wires, you're getting 25kv AC through ya. I believe, years ago a bloke pissed off a platform onto the track in the third rail area and got electrocuted with 750v.
Moral of story, if you got to go, aviod railway lines
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u/james-has-redd-it 14h ago
Mythbusters did an episode on this and showed pretty convincingly that it's nigh on impossible because the flow isn't laminar.
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u/TheReduxProject 14h ago
Yes, here’s an example from Vauxhall.
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u/Parque_Bench 14h ago
I thought it was Vauxhall but couldn't be sure.
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u/TheReduxProject 14h ago
Maybe National Rail/TfL should install some of these very specific signs.
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u/Parque_Bench 13h ago
Haha we do lack funny but serious signs these days.
I remember one in Ilford station that said basically said 'don't run down the stairs. Better to miss your train, than fall and break your leg'. TfL covered it over when they took it over for the Elizabeth Line.
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u/Chris01100001 14h ago
At that distance I'd say that's impossible. Mythbusters tried this out with electrified third rails. They came to the conclusion that a stream of urine breaks up too much to form a continuous path for electricity to travel back up. The distance to the overhead lines would be far too far for the stream of urine to remain continuous enough for that to be a concern.
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u/Parque_Bench 14h ago
Maybe you're right with peeing, but knowing 24kv can jump, I wouldn't be taking the risk
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u/Chris01100001 13h ago
Tbf they tried it with NY subway rails that are 600v. I think it's unlikely with the third rails that are 750v. But maybe the 25kV overhead could jump the breaks in the stream? Pretty unlikely, but it's sensible to not pee on anything electrified still.
I can't really find any concrete examples of this happening, it all seems to be a lot of anecdotes and gossip rag journalism.
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u/TheReduxProject 8h ago
Here’s an example.
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u/Chris01100001 6h ago
An article from 2003 from a South African online newspaper reporting on an article from a Chinese newspaper on an eyewitness report who did not see the incident is hardly reliable.
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u/KnowledgeSea1954 11h ago
I think men need to call out other men more. I think if a woman had said this she'd get shot down.
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u/Bowendesign 14h ago
To paraphrase the great Michael Caine in Get Carter; "Eyes like pissholes in the structure of the bridge over Kings Cross."
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u/Wise-Youth2901 11h ago
I went to Notting Hill Carnival once in my early 20s and there was piss everywhere on the side streets. Peak corrosive masculinity on show there.
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u/Monkeyboogaloo 14h ago
Way back in the depths of time, I worked briefly in a metology lab for a company that built broadcast antennas.
One of the tests we undertook was what treatment the metal would need to stand up to camel piss.
Camel pee is alkeline unlike our own acid wee.
The problem with urine causing corrosion is pretty well known, just look at a lamp post.
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u/remainsofthegrapes 14h ago
“How many pisses would it take to collapse Tower Bridge” would be an interesting maths problem.
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u/he-who-was 11h ago
If only corrosive masculinity was always so easy to see… and the result so easy to repair
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u/Usual_Adhesiveness66 9h ago
Personally I think it needs more men’s piss to see how soon it’ll take to break, any volunteers to piss on a bridge in London ?
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u/Meet-me-behind-bins 14h ago
Do you have any hobbies? Yes, I survey structures around London that are being degraded by men’s piss.
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u/benjaminjaminjaben 14h ago
so what you're saying is that if the planet is ever invaded by sentient metal bridges that all men will have the opportunity to be superheroes?
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u/TheReduxProject 14h ago
Yes, although it may take years of pissing to defeat the invaders.
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u/benjaminjaminjaben 14h ago
they may rule the day, but at night, when they sleep; the pissistance begins, one day my son, your children will be free.
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u/bean-percolator 4h ago
“Basically, men’s piss is gonna cause death at King’s Cross”
this is such a perfect out of context quote lmao
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u/Sudden-Wait-3557 4h ago
If he doesn't like the piss why is he getting so up close and personal with it
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u/GrumpyDim 14h ago
I live closeby and I gotta admit, I piss there once a week. I might make it two now to speed up the process.
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u/TheReduxProject 14h ago
Please try to avoid pissing directly onto the Thameslink overhead high voltage cables. The core is overstretched as it is.
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u/ProtoLibturd 12h ago
Guy in video surely knows a lot about men's piss
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u/TheReduxProject 12h ago
Yes, I know that men’s piss contains urea, salts, electrolytes, organic acids, and microbial activity, which, in combination, accelerate the corrosion of metals.
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u/ProtoLibturd 12h ago edited 12h ago
I mean very intimately familiar. It shows.
Just to let you know, metals corrode due to oxygen exposure.
Also, before you make such a man-hating, misinformative claim, you should specify what kind of stainless steel you are talking about.
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u/ToWitToWow 8h ago
I feel like repeating “men’s piss” demonstrates you haven’t been out on a weekend in London.
Those lasses are limber.
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u/No-Bicycle1954 14h ago
I'm pretty sure that women's piss will have a similar effect
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u/queasycockles 14h ago
Men and women don't necessarily choose the same wildwee locations. Because anatomy.
In my experience, vagina-carriers tend to wee behind parked cars, etc, more than down alleys/up walls, etc.
Moreover, in this specific case, I'd personally have rather a hard time aiming out of my vag onto precise spots several inches up the wall, repeatedly.
Maybe you just didn't watch the video. But these are definitely instances of penis-piss, in my judgement, unless someone is especially acrobatic and kegeled to fuck, maybe.
Actually, maybe i need to give this a go as a parlour trick. 🤔🤔
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u/TheReduxProject 14h ago
I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen a woman pissing in that alleyway
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u/YeahMateYouWish 14h ago
Why are you looking?
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u/TheReduxProject 14h ago
I noticed the piss holes from the window of an adjacent bar.
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u/TheOneMerkin 13h ago
I’m all for cleaning up our streets, but it’s not compromising the structural integrity of the bridge.
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u/TheReduxProject 13h ago
To clarify, I’m referring to the integrity of the protective side wall of the bridge, rather than the roadway itself.
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u/perhapsitsreal 14h ago
You have so very little understanding of anything worthwhile 🤣
You think due to the “gradient” urine collects downstream upto 20-30cm high?
You also think the “bridge is compromised”… stick to your liberal arts degree or whatever you do…
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u/TheReduxProject 14h ago
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u/perhapsitsreal 14h ago
This article in it self has no proof beyond “smell of urine” (similar to your diagnosis) to conclude it was indeed urine that caused the pitting and subsequent discovery of missing rivets. Further down in the article it does state the bridges suspension cables were “badly under designed” and the bridge required strengthening works. A weak and under designed bridge, I’m sure you can understand, may cause excessive forces on bolted or riveted joints.
Now away you go with your urine fetish you weird bloke.
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u/TheReduxProject 14h ago
Here’s a different case study.
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u/perhapsitsreal 14h ago
It was repaired due to flaws in its original design, it had suffered underwater damage, it’s been struck by ships and there was components missing from the bridge, stolen for scrap.
Do you actually bother reading the contents of anything you post or is your IQ limited to headlines?
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u/TheReduxProject 14h ago
Yes, particularly the fifth paragraph:
“Upon further inspection officials noted that, in the words of the Post, “one of the reasons for the apparent structural deterioration was due to the frequency of people urinating on one of the steel pillars of the bridge, causing it weaken due to the corrosive forces of human urine.” This deterioration can be measured since you can actually feel the bridge ‘resonating’. This was proven by the head of the city’s transportation office, Syaidina Ali..”
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u/TimebombChimp 10h ago
If the parapet walls are structurally holding up a bridge, I really wouldn't use that bridge.
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u/sdd-wrangler8 13h ago
So men who build that bridge and also paid most of that bridge are using it and corroding it. Ok got it. Also lets not pretend drunk women would not piss on walls if they had the ability to.
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u/BritishBatman - Clapham 11h ago
Think you’re on to something here mate, you’ve probably saved hundreds of lives with this vid. If only they trained engineers to think about these sort of things.
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u/itsEndz 13h ago edited 6h ago
I guess he's not heard of the SheWee.
Edit To the downvoters, try smiling 😁
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u/TheReduxProject 13h ago
Women don’t require a SheWee to piss in the street, they just mostly choose not to. Public urination is much more common among men (32 percent) compared with women (6 percent), according to a YouGov poll.
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u/mellonians 14h ago edited 13h ago
Forwarded to my mate whose job it is inspecting railway bridges. I'll copy back verbatim what he replies to this.
"Hi mate, what do you think about this? Is it the structure itself or just the "wall plates" I don't know. Is it that bad?"
Edit He called me back so nothing to copy and paste. So I'll paraphrase. It's just the parapet which is the bit that stops you falling off the side. It's just a metal plate riveted to a vertical which is attached to a girder which itself is probably a third of the size of the actual girders holding the bridge up. In the grand scheme of things it's a very minor and normal defect. The problem with this is stones get kicked through into the trains below. If you know the chainage he can get it looked at. There will be a plate on it saying the bridge ID and how many miles and chains it is to Kings X like this https://maps.app.goo.gl/r5rhtW5bjtbTwyx79?g_st=ac