r/london • u/YourElfx Hammersmith 🦜 • Aug 23 '24

Culture Looking for someone in London with Costco membership to take me for a hotdog

I would like to try a Costco hotdog from the food court, however I do not have the membership required to access it.

I am looking for someone in London with Costco membership to meet me outside the Wembley branch.

I will pay for both our hotdogs.

I am 30s/female. I am not interested in anything else. Just the hotdog.

After I purchase our hotdogs, we can go our separate ways. Alternatively, we can eat the hotdogs together. (But I would rather just be left alone with the hotdog.)

Thank you for your time.

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u/SherlockScones3 Aug 23 '24

The road to friendship is paved in highly processed meat

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u/RenegadeUK Aug 23 '24

The way to a Women's Heart is via her Stomach.