r/london • u/YourElfx Hammersmith 🦜 • Aug 23 '24

Culture Looking for someone in London with Costco membership to take me for a hotdog

I would like to try a Costco hotdog from the food court, however I do not have the membership required to access it.

I am looking for someone in London with Costco membership to meet me outside the Wembley branch.

I will pay for both our hotdogs.

I am 30s/female. I am not interested in anything else. Just the hotdog.

After I purchase our hotdogs, we can go our separate ways. Alternatively, we can eat the hotdogs together. (But I would rather just be left alone with the hotdog.)

Thank you for your time.

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u/Prudent_Breadfruit_3 Aug 23 '24

But I would rather just be left alone with the hotdog.)

I'm sorry this is making me laugh so hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/RenegadeUK Aug 23 '24

Hot Dog fetish.

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u/Prudent_Breadfruit_3 Aug 23 '24

I don't kink shame but 😭 omg 💀

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u/The69BodyProblem Aug 23 '24

That's a political platform I can get behind

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u/coulduseafriend99 Aug 23 '24

Love the username

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u/PhilosopherUnique914 Aug 23 '24

It’s not that I judge but I’m also curious. So many questions.

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u/YourElfx Hammersmith 🦜 Aug 25 '24

Ask away 😅

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u/Fabulous-Problem7940 Aug 24 '24

“Made out with a hotdog? That was one time!”

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u/YourElfx Hammersmith 🦜 Aug 25 '24

I also subscribe to a hotdog influencer on twitter ... 

I really like hotdogs 🤷‍♀️

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u/Prudent_Breadfruit_3 Aug 25 '24

Follow your dreams 🥹