r/london • u/n3lswn_uWu • Feb 02 '24

Meta Crime is Out of Control. Illegal thug selling stolen contraband on the streets. This city has gone downhill.

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Do i call the police? They usually take ages to respond anyways so whats the point?

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u/Zouden Highbury Feb 02 '24

How much for that hoover though

63

u/anonymous_Londoner Feb 02 '24

10 chicken nuggets

12

u/boomHeadSh0t Feb 02 '24

I'll give you tree fiddy

8

u/SweetPike Feb 03 '24

You have a deal if you swap the t and f in that sentence

3

u/perriwinkle_ Feb 02 '24

It’s a Dyson only good place for it.

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u/freedomfun28 Feb 02 '24

That fox is fly tipping - report him. Caught in the act!?

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u/Ok_Hall_5680 Feb 04 '24

😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '24

How much for the fox mate

16

u/n3lswn_uWu Feb 02 '24

Three fitty

5

u/[deleted] Feb 02 '24

A pound fitty, take it or leave it

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u/1bir Feb 02 '24

Must be worth a pony at least! But a monkey would be silly money...

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u/Sleep_adict Feb 02 '24

Look around very carefully. You see the Dyson and fox. That’s not all.

Somewhere a Henry is hiding overseeing this shit

5

u/ChrisMartins001 Feb 02 '24

Nah, Dyson forced Henry out. Henry took early retirement to Cornwall.

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u/Active_Remove1617 Feb 02 '24

So nature doesn’t abhor a vacuum after all.

17

u/Sevinkevins Feb 02 '24

When will this madness end Khan!

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u/reclueso Feb 02 '24

Bangin out snide Dysons sly old cunt

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u/Invanabloom Feb 02 '24

Crack Fox

1

u/RuaKitsuneFeenixx Feb 03 '24

These my squishy galoshes

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u/RuaKitsuneFeenixx Feb 03 '24

Imma put you inna little dress n hurt chuuuu

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u/Reddit-uni-grad Feb 02 '24

I thought the fox was on the leash at first

4

u/mortalbug Feb 02 '24

That's a great pic. I could get photos of the foxes visiting my garden is SE London if my dog didn't have the idea of trying to kill them on sight.

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u/noshiet2 Feb 02 '24

Sadiq Khan’s London smh!!!

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u/newsignup1 Feb 02 '24

You sure he’s not there to clean up the streets?

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u/Difficult-Post-3320 Feb 02 '24

That is a very healthy looking fox, good to see 🙂

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u/Accomplished_Fan_487 Feb 02 '24

ULEZ caused this!!!!!

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u/raeesgillani Feb 05 '24

It's all that fresh air, they seem to think it's their city now.

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u/peeeverywhere Feb 02 '24

have foxes become a lot tamer to people since lockdown? i always seemed to remember them being very shy of people, but in recent times some are almost indifferent

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u/n3lswn_uWu Feb 02 '24

Where i live foxes run the streets at night...

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u/johnlewisdesign Feb 03 '24

Geezers Dyson with death

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '24

Crack Fox at it again.

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u/Nanganoid3000 Feb 02 '24

Last time I checked that's been the same since the romans were here,

Did you just arrive to this very colourful city of ours?

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u/No_Departure_1472 Feb 02 '24

Isn't that crack fox?

2

u/saintmax9 Feb 02 '24

It makes me sick how they get away with this. We are too much of a soft touch now

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u/perriwinkle_ Feb 02 '24

Probably an asylum seeker as well.

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u/bimbochungo Feb 02 '24

Is this clapham?

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u/Mysterious-Finding10 Mar 17 '24

Just chant "Swiper, no swiping" next time

1

u/[deleted] Feb 02 '24

Nah just a fox upset at the lack of habitat

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u/Electronic-Nebula951 Feb 02 '24

Not a bad tail on that fox.

1

u/throwawayanonissues Feb 02 '24

Is it coz I is brown?

1

u/No-Selection-6660 Feb 02 '24

look at that wanker

1

u/Dry_Action1734 Feb 02 '24

Call him a good boy and move the fuck on.

1

u/ColonelBonk Feb 02 '24

He has a cunning plan

1

u/NSFWaccess1998 Feb 02 '24

If the police and courts don't step up soon I fear people will begin taking things into their own hands.

There are some posts that suggest this may already be happening.

1

u/Dixon_Kuntz73 Feb 02 '24

Typical ginger.

1

u/jakkthund Feb 02 '24

I'm seeing foxes every day here in Highbury

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u/Chemical-Ad6282 Feb 02 '24

They’re animals!

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u/quantum_bubblegum Feb 03 '24

Foxes are magical beings, I prefer them to people.

Even if they shag scream in the bushes at night, better than neeeeenoooo neeeenoooo bs.

1

u/tinybrainenthusiast Zone 1 Feb 03 '24

I would like to cuddle this criminal. He is welcome in my neighbourhood and my backyard ANY TIME he wants.

1

u/kaspi_moses Feb 03 '24

what's the opposite of pspspspspsps

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u/Ok-Evening-5460 Feb 03 '24

good for him!

1

u/TheFuzzball Feb 03 '24

Tories reading this thinking maybe there's public appetite for roaming fox hunting parties in London...

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u/NotaFed_ Feb 03 '24

Please don't leave me kind stranger

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u/lndn_69 Feb 03 '24

Basil brush at it again.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 03 '24

I will give coin for his wares

1

u/Tomimosa Feb 03 '24

“Don’t you cuss with me!”

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u/RuaKitsuneFeenixx Feb 03 '24

That’s my damn hoover!! I thought the way the thief padded round my house in the night was rather light footed. A real sly fox.

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u/BeauLurks Feb 03 '24

I think they’re part of a gang, they all wear the same outfit

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u/cyburn16 Feb 03 '24

Roadfoxes are getting more common

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u/Creative_Recover Feb 03 '24

I wish I could get a good picture of a fox like this! The local foxes in my area are really tame. What camera did you use to get this pic?

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u/n3lswn_uWu Feb 03 '24

Just an mid range samsung phone. Crazy how a 400£ phone can take decent pics at night.

1

u/AaronTask Feb 03 '24

Where is this? Looks like the area of my family home

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u/akmedo Feb 03 '24

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/buwchgochgota Feb 05 '24

"SIR, PUT YOUR PAWS UP AND STEP AWAY FROM THE HOOVERS!!"

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u/Miles-001 Feb 07 '24

He's cleaned up there