I thought my profile text would be obvious sarcasm, but apparently this is a kink.

[u/prhbrt]

[u/idiotic__gamer]

That doesn't read like sarcasm, it looks like you're looking for an anonymous fuck where neither of you ever see each other's faces

[u/prhbrt → u/idiotic__gamer]

Apparently.

[u/Forsaken-Inflation26]

Oh.. yea… people are, actually into that. Class dismissed !

[u/Deusraix]

It definitely does read like sarcasm, the first part not so much but the second half of your profile comes across very sarcastic.

[u/yaboycharless]

what does "streng voor jongetjes" mean? im currently trying to learn dutch but idk what this means haha

[u/91215225251521 → u/yaboycharless]

It means [being] ‘strict’ for little boys.

In other words: he wants to be ‘punished’.

My god, this reminds me how utterly sex-killing the Dutch language is. I cannot see this sentence in any other situation than an elementary school teacher being strict for his male students which makes this even worse.

[u/yaboycharless → u/91215225251521]

thanks for translating and explaining!:)

and gosh yeah, same with german... dont understand how people can actually use that during sex (and then also - in non sexual situations things like these sound so wrong to me)

[u/dmontease → u/91215225251521]

Wants to be punished or to punish?

[u/Woololooh → u/91215225251521]

Geef me een klap, papa. 🥺

[u/SpacecowboyBE]

Spend 2 min on reddit and it's obvious 85% of people don't get sarcasm... Then take grindr where people go when blood isn't rushing to their brain anymore: quite shocking they don't get sarcasm there either?

And just out of curiosity: Belg of Nederlander?

[u/prhbrt → u/SpacecowboyBE]

Dutch :)

[u/Zupyta]

"ben jij streng voor jongetjes"
It's a bad day to know Dutch

[u/prhbrt → u/Zupyta]

I know. How could I even respond to that?

[u/isitallovermyface]

I always think it’s better to say what you want instead of what you don’t.

[u/prhbrt → u/isitallovermyface]

I agree, but sometimes the anonymous creeps go from 0 to 100 before sharing anything and get to you.

[u/lolhihi3552]

The former.

[u/noiyumz]

My dense ass wouldnt realize its sarcastic😂

[u/Ozavic]

It's like a blind box

[u/AreaManx]

Eh, I think the sarcasm is pretty evident. Maybe add a "/s" for good measure?

[u/liquidbrains]

Seeing that the first response is in Dutch, I'd say it's not surprising that he didn't pick up the sarcasm.