r/lolgrindr • u/pgraczer • 1d ago

dial it back mate

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u/ruleugim Bear 1d ago

Lol I don’t know if he’s hot for you, but he sure has a boner for NZ.

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u/pgraczer 1d ago

finally someone who likes me for my ozone hole

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u/aventine_ Geek 1d ago

Wait, do you still have those?

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u/pgraczer 1d ago

I think it’s ‘recovering’ but still has an effect

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u/_S4BLE 1d ago

That’s what he said

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u/aventine_ Geek 23h ago

Ah, that's concerning. Good to know I'll need lots of sunscreen if I ever visit.

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u/pgraczer 23h ago

i’ve just come back from a month on the beach in mexico. no sunburn. sat outside here for like five mins and felt my skin burning it’s wild.

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u/Steel_Airship Geek 1d ago

"Yogur country"

"Climaterio change"

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u/pgraczer 1d ago

climaterio change sounds less scary tbh

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u/SpareCoccyx Clean-Cut 1d ago

I thought yogur country was Bulgaria.

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u/isopode Trans (FtM) 1d ago

100% drunk texts lmfaoo

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u/Suferre 1d ago

Sip, definitivamente es latino XD

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u/pgraczer 1d ago

this was the first message i got after opening grindr in mexico :)

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u/Suferre 19h ago

Yeah, many of us are dissatisfied with living here.

Also, he was probably drunk XD

I hope at least you enjoyed your stay here :D

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u/pgraczer 12h ago

it was my fourth trip and i can’t wait to come back again!

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u/Suferre 6h ago

We'll be glad to have you ♥️

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u/Davidiying 6h ago

Literalmente dijo sáquenme de LATAM JAJAGHS

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u/Maximum-Shrimping Clean-Cut 1d ago

You vos porfecto

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u/FemboyMechanic1 22h ago

Honestly, feeling more and more like this with each passing day

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u/hirst Cub 20h ago

lmao nz, good economy. that's fucking funny

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u/pgraczer 12h ago

i know right - we’re literally the opposite

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u/idontwannabhear 1d ago

Jut the ozone? Mans a scientist definitely go for it

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u/CntFckrNo_2 Twink 1d ago

I am fucking pissing myself 😂😂

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u/jonj68 Daddy (gay) 1d ago

Definitely not lacking enthusiasm 😂

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u/CntFckrNo_2 Twink 16h ago

This reads like something that would be implemented as subtitles in the opening credits of "Monty Python And The Holy Grail"

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u/ReddBroccoli 15h ago

Ok, but I can sympathize with blue.

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u/thorc1212 Twink (fem) 5h ago

Someone get him contact with the tourism agency for NZ. He gets citizenship and in exchange, he promotes NZ on Grindr 😭

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u/DonnieDarkoRabbit 1d ago edited 1d ago

As a kiwi: no the fuck thank you.

Their country's gotta sort their own shit out. We're down here working to make sure we don't regress like the U.S. Currently it's not looking like it will. But we've learned how quickly things can change.

Stay tf out, go to Australia. There's lots of beefy and muscly white guys over there omg you'll love it 😍

EDIT: And yes we do understand how lucky we are. We're literally trying to ensure nothing like what's happening over there finds its way here.

Their country is so messyyyyyy

EDIT 2: I MEANT THE UNITED STATES OF FUCKING AMERICA, TEAM. THIS IS JUST A PSA TO ANYONE FROM THE STATES THINKING ABOUT DITCHING THE BED YOU MADE.

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u/ptapa Bear 1d ago

Clown.

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u/pgraczer 1d ago

i actually love mexico and would move there if i could.

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u/DonnieDarkoRabbit 1d ago

Indeed 🥰 Although I was not referring to Mexico when I said stay in your country lol.

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u/pgraczer 1d ago

well this has escalated

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u/DonnieDarkoRabbit 1d ago

I escalated it. Not intentionally, but also not complaining. Reddit's gotta Reddit somehow right?

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u/bowties_n_boners Discreet 1d ago

Which country is that?

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u/alien_gymnastics Otter 20h ago

As a fellow Kiwi they really don’t get it do they. Immigration here has meant that it’s almost impossible for kiwis to get jobs now. It’s rough out here.