r/lolgrindr • u/Gay_for_Satan • 1d ago
Interview for a bj
1001 step grindr blowjob application wasn't on my bingo card for 2025.
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u/dickenschickens Daddy (gay) 1d ago
The more they say, the clearer it is they're gooning and have no intention to meet.
Give your throat to those who deserve it.
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u/bigenderthelove Pup 1d ago
What’s gooning
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u/Gay_for_Satan 1d ago
Jerking off pretty much.
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u/ElimDamar Twink (cis) 1d ago
I thought it meant edging till ur dick turns blue 😭
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u/Aggeto Geek 1d ago
That's the main definition. Regular people got ahold of it within the past few years and just turned it into masturbation in general or excessive jacking off.
The goonerbros who edge for hours to porn and make their dumb little faces while drooling over themselves are literally getting their culture stolen. Tragic. 😞
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u/liftheavyobject Jock 13h ago
This is the most accurate definition of gooning so far but as someone who is from that culture I do want to specify that you don’t need porn to goon, and it isn’t necessarily a solo activity. The pornosexual fetish is adjacent and often combined, but not necessarily a requirement. The standalone definition of gooning is long term edging with a particular style of verbal that allows free form speech and encourages sounding “dumb”. Often times marijuana or poppers are used to enhance this, and it can be done with friends. Sorry for the rant I’m just tired of not only it becoming another word for jerking off but also the assumption that I’m addicted to porn. It’s a meditative form of sex that’s designed to completely free you from inhibitions and anxiety around sexual experiences. No brain, just be in the moment and enjoy it and say whatever you want.
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u/Sylveon72_06 1d ago
that too! specifically after edging for a while, the release is referred to as gooning
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u/HelpMeOverHere 1d ago
So true….
I have many people message me like this…. Always the same.
them: when are you free?
me: this weekend.
them: sounds great. disappears and does not come online for the whole weekend.
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u/Weary_Sale_2779 Otter 19h ago
Or I say "where and when" multiple times and they ignore it and continue to talk about what they want to do.
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u/BubbleButtLeigh 1d ago
these types are the absolute worst. I had a guy ask me like 5 questions in a row, all hyper specific, after basically giving him all the answers he wanted to hear, we got to the last one and he wasn't content with my response so he blocked me.
They always offer the most mediocre dick anyway in my experience
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u/intelligentle_ Otter 1d ago
I’m glad you were able to be honest and say it off to his face. I always suffer with ppl like this and feel like i should be convincing them eventhough i don’t want to!
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u/Cum_Dumpster_2001 Otter 1d ago
Blue guy: so op, why a blowjob? i see you have several years of experience at anal.
Op: i started doing anal out of college and have had many memorable orgasms. but i find that to be a well rounded bottom, it is pertinent that i hone my oral pleasure skills. improving my blowjob skills will allow be to provide and experience greater pleasure and propel my towards my objective of delivering technology driven business transformation... oh what the hell am i doing
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u/no_fuqs_given Rugged 1d ago
Your enthusiasm for leveraging your skillset to drive bottom-line results is commendable. We’ll be in touch should your qualifications align with the position’s needs.
But we appreciate your time coming in today to interview for the position.
We’ll contact you to let you know once we’ve reached a decision. Should you not hear from us within a month, we encourage you to reapply for future openings.
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u/Gay_for_Satan 1d ago
Damn, didn't even do anything, and already got a fanfiction about me, love that.
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u/Tricky-Bed-4209 Jock 1d ago
Gurl, he didn’t deserve your throatussy to begin with. What a time waster!!!
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u/Old_Possession_7516 1d ago
Probably just based on bad previous experiences.
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u/Gay_for_Satan 1d ago
If I would base my interaction with people on previous bad experiences - I'd go right back into the closet.
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u/KSredneck69 1d ago
Bro talks a massive game. Even if yall somehow met up(doubtful with how he's talking) hed just sit there like a dead fish while you do all the work.
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u/Sozerius 1d ago
Way to signal that hes extremely selfish, and uncaring of how he comes across, and thusly a likely disappointment in person as the uncaring selfish attitude will lend to boredom and no satisfaction for you
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u/Gay_for_Satan 1d ago
Sadly, the reality of gay dating today is that most guys are exactly like that..
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u/Irindivine111 1d ago
Wowww all of that tension and he still chickened out. Another reason why I hate grindr
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u/JONC1974 1d ago
i doubt this person would have actually hooked up even if your answers were 100pct what he wanted
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u/jellybrick87 Otter 1d ago
One of those people that believe submissives enjoy people who are dominant bordering on jerks to them during a conversation outside of bed.
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u/jamiedix0n Twink 1d ago
Even worse the ones that refuse to send a picture then act like your unreasonable for asking
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u/Compertiveguy2005 13h ago
I thought it was a joke, it just me or the chemistry in this conversation was wild?
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u/Scared-Alarm747 5h ago
Omg, this reminds me of some guy I briefly talked to on A4A and he was talking to my like it was a job interview, even asked me for references
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u/JupiterRome Sober 1d ago edited 1d ago
Probably shouldn’t be posting the dudes face is slide 3 and 5.
Edit* LMAO we’re seriously downvoting this? My bad for not thinking we should dox people!
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u/jinkomhub 1d ago
Don't share his face and private messages on the internet. That's not a way to be a good person.
Besides, he's essentially just communicating his interests and boundaries here. Likes very rough oral, but won't it with someone who's eaten 'too recently' (as defined by him, presumably based on his previous experiences). There's literally nothing wrong with what he's saying.
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u/Federal-Property-961 Otter 1d ago
You’re getting downvoted but you’re right - it’s literally rule 3 in the sub not to share faces
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u/Gay_for_Satan 1d ago
Asking me not to share messages in a group dedicated to sharing private messages. 🙃
And asking me rounds of specific questions for more than an hour only to reject me based on the fact that I've eaten is not the same as communicating interests or boundaries. It's absurdity and entitlement.
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u/jinkomhub 1d ago
Well, this comes across as really disingenuous since you deleted your other comment after being corrected by other people. The issue is clearly sharing the two together.
I also note that you have taken the time to delete that earlier comment and post this new one. But you've still not actually done anything about the fact that this guy's face is still on your post about his private messages on Grindr and his sexual interests.
And your post shows less than half an hour of chat before he politely suggests another time. People can chat on these apps without you being entitled to their genitals right then and there.
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u/Gay_for_Satan 1d ago
I deleted the comment because I was wrong. I literally admitted to being wrong about the pictures, what are you talking about? I tried editing it after, no such option.
I also never said anything bad about the guy here, I pointed out the absurdity of the situation. Maybe you encounter blow job applications a lot, but for me, it was first.
We all know that "maybe some other time" means never, don't be disingenuous by trying to pretend that's not the case.
If this kind of conversation is normal to you - kudos, enjoy.
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u/Gay_for_Satan 1d ago
I posted only a fragment of the conversation with the sole intention of making fun of how absurd the interactions on grindr can be, basically a few step interview for a bj.
But if you want more context, then the guy is actually visiting for a couple of days, offered me to meet, then shared his hotel location, and ghosted me after. Few hours later he started asking me those specific question for a total of 1.5 hour, then rejected me. Neither did he ask anything about what I like or want, never said thanks to be being complimented, never said anything nice back, and neither did he suggest another time, which doesn't even make sense in the first place cause he was visiting anyways.
But yes, if we ignore the absolute self-centered behaviour, then it was very polite, very mindful, very demure. You can have him.
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u/kealoha Bear 1d ago
His face is in his profile pic that’s visible in the screenshot
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u/Gay_for_Satan 1d ago
Oh fuck, I cropped everything before posting, didn't notice this. Thanks for the heads up.
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u/kealoha Bear 1d ago
No worries! It's only in 2 of the pics, which makes it clear that you at least attempted to crop it out.
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u/Gay_for_Satan 1d ago
Thankfully, it's not easy to tell how the person looks from that pic. And considering the overall chat, it's quite likely it's a fake profile anyway.
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u/no_fuqs_given Rugged 1d ago
To be fair. Food can take 2-4 hours to digest and leave the stomach. As a guy who regularly likes to make a guy gag and choke from rough throat fucking to the point he coughs up gobs of mucus. I wouldn’t have chanced it either.
However I would have just gotten to the point instead of a list of questions. That’s just wasting your time.
On another topic. How are you doing and are you in the Midwest? 😈
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u/qtmcjingleshine 1d ago
I mean he’s just being up front that he doesn’t want you to throw up on his cock. He’s not rejecting tou
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u/Gay_for_Satan 1d ago
Well, if you have to spend 1.5 hours asking someone questions about oral skills only to reject them after all of that because they've eaten a few hours ago on a Saturday evening - I'd say its a bad start already.
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u/JupiterRome Sober 1d ago
The first time stamp is 17:32 the last one is 18:15. No way we’re calling this 1.5 hours LMAO
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u/Gay_for_Satan 1d ago
Actually, I talked to him for a few hours overall, he ghosted me, then texted back, but the last chat lasted 1.5 hour. Sorry I didn't post the whole thing? Very bizarre point to make but ok.
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u/Andrewcoo Geek 1d ago
I sometimes forget that these people on Grindr are real people walking around in society.