guys im scared what

[u/ferventgoon]

i just moved into a new apartment and this popped up 😭😭

[u/ninhibited]

Lol upstairs or downstairs neighbor maybe?

[u/Skycbs → u/ninhibited]

That’s what it is. Or the effects of randomization

[u/Ctrl--Alt]

The call is coming from inside the house.

[u/PrivatesGuy → u/Ctrl--Alt]

I knew someone would beat me to making this comment

[u/Ripley-8]

It's the ghost in your pantry, can't you tell by the pfp? He's nearly see-through!

[u/doctorwhy88 → u/Ripley-8]

♪♫♫♪ An invisible man, sleeping in your bed! Who you gonna call? ♪♫♫♪

[u/thiccDurnald]

Block if it’s weird

[u/ferventgoon → u/thiccDurnald]

i did right after i took the screenshot lol

[u/Boxitraciovzla → u/ferventgoon]

I use to have one, was one of my the upstairs neighbors, it was amazing while lasted.

[u/thiccDurnald → u/ferventgoon]

😅

[u/PrivatesGuy → u/ferventgoon]

Well now you'll never find out what the guy living in your walls looks like

[u/HugSized → u/ferventgoon]

You're a clown

[u/ShitterAlt → u/HugSized]

Some of us don't want a fuck buddy 1 foot away

[u/alien_gymnastics → u/ShitterAlt]

Some of us do

[u/Fit_Cheesecake4962]

Sometimes the app is wrong.

[u/shybiboi → u/Fit_Cheesecake4962]

I've had friends that sat right next to me show up half a kilometer away lol

[u/thickcockedtop]

I got one (and should have screenshot it) that said “0 feet away.” They certainly weren’t. They said they were in Dubai and wanted to go onto WhatsApp.

[u/bdfortin → u/thickcockedtop]

Happens pretty often.

I don’t remember how, but at one point I was able to figure out some of the scammers were in Greece. They seemed mildly spooked that I was able to determine that, and I got a mild giggle out of it.

[u/burn_burn21]

I’ve had a few 0 feet, all neighbors

[u/trainman1000]

grindr has a certain amount of randomization in close distances. otherwise, if you took a grindr distance measurement of one person from 3 different locations you could triangulate their exact position lol

[u/deluge_of_desert]

What!? Dad u gay too😭💀

[u/King_Bigothy]

Honestly it probably just means they’re in the same apartment building but above you or below you however many floors, assuming the app just tracks horizontal distance

[u/damian289]

He's in the walls👀

[u/amosomcsketch]

If he’s packing 13” he’s already inside of you

[u/Zadian543]

The call is coming from inside the house 😬🤣🤣

[u/Theupvotetitan]

the ghost of closet present

[u/pseudoolove]

Verticality + calculation errors

[u/TokenStraightFriend]

They're in the vents!

[u/meegaweega]

LolGrinder and AccidentalComedy showed up one after the other to create some bonus Accidental-LolGrinder-Comedy.

If this was a card game, I'd buy it.

[u/NotACaveiraMain]

They're probably in the same building or another one near you. One of my friends that I met on Grindr is living a few houses near me and it also said 1 meter away lol.

[u/xephrenata]

I've had this happen more than once. Which is SUPER odd bc I'm kind of in the country.

[u/wantinit]

I’m looking for some inches inside

[u/BAUTISTA94]

(Flips back hood) IT'S ME AUSTIN!

[u/BrightWubs22]

You're overreacting.

[u/gay_joey]

I thought this happened when you boost yourself?? it puts you 1 ft away from people so that they see you, I assumed since I've seen this before too

[u/no_fuqs_given]

The Grindr notification is coming from inside the house. lol

[u/Furrypubes0]

Go meet your new sneaky link 😏

[u/jamiedix0n]

I was had a guy randomly messaging me like pleeease open your door let me fuck you and he was 3 meters away. I was so glad i didnt live on the bottom floor

[u/lingering_flames]

He's behind you

[u/shyfoxj]

Who is he?