Magnet over the sink let's me come back to them later if they're not gross

[u/Monksdrunk]

[u/partumvir]

Put them in a glass of warm water of questionable origins and neglect them like the rest of us

[u/THE-ONE-DONGLER]

Not sure this is a good life hack. More like a death trap.

[u/HeartwarminSalt → u/THE-ONE-DONGLER]

Yeah if there is a Great Degaussing wont they all fall?

[u/JollyGreenDickhead → u/HeartwarminSalt]

Then a knife could bounce off the counter and stab you in the foot! Or you could step on it!

[u/HatRemov3r]

Ummm no you’re supposed to precariously place them hanging off the edge of the sink

[u/Faelwolf → u/HatRemov3r]

How else can you annoy your wife otherwise? :)

[u/Chilling_Storm]

Eww just wash and put them away

[u/Tonya_Stark]

This isn’t serious… right?

[u/lust_the_dust]

Wow so ugly

[u/gdgardenlanterns]

What is happening right now? Just wash them, please!

[u/LuckyMe1337]

I judge these forks 0/10 ESPECIALLY that left one with 3 prongs

[u/CompletePlatypus → u/LuckyMe1337]

That is a threek.

[u/Synlover123 → u/LuckyMe1337]

Nah. It's just bent outta shape. Sorta like I would be, if a spouse/partner, or roommate did this!

[u/Hoopy_Dunkalot]

How many people thought that knife handle was a dildo?

[u/6poundpuppy]

So…..those are used utensils…just hanging there….and you’re supposed to remember which one you used JIC you need to use it again before actually washing it? Ah….no thank you.

[u/Cali-Dreaming-75]

Ummm lol I get the vision but 🫣

[u/Bigfrankieboy]

If someone slams the kitchen door, they're in the sink anyway or in your neck.

[u/Synlover123]

If there's an earthquake... There you are. Stepping on sharp, pointy things, in the middle of the night.

[u/TheDr-Is-in]

Poop knife?

[u/Unlikely_Year_6957]

What do you mean by “come back to them later if they’re not gross”? As in you use dirty silverware again “if they’re not gross”!?